Peculiar...

Well, I had something funny to type to you all, and I had stickie-noted it to my hat, becuase I always keep funny things in/on my head..So, naturally.....Anyway, I left my abode, and came back to find somebody has taken my purple stickie-note. The culprit not only had to unpeal 'the sticke' from the hat, but had to overlook the stickie that read' DOn't Touch', and bypass a couple layers of tape that kept it firm to my hat. Very unhappy I am, yes, very unhappy. BUt I think I remember the funny......
-shrugs-


Quote of the Day
Me:I sent you that!
Onyx:I see you remember our nightly encounters
Me:-perverted mind revs up-
Both:-laughter-

Unsatifactory

Onyx:my peanuts have a satisfaction garuntee
Me:...........
Onyx: it says.."if you're not satisfied, we'll happily refund your money."

-brief silence-

Onyx: i think i will eat the package, and then complain..."i am not satisfied with this product." "why?" "Because the canister is empty."

Me:-laughter-

Oh Dear God!!

Alrighty, so Mother had a wedding to go to, and I was the only one left at home. Seeing as though Sibling, and Father had a job to do with Mr. Chefman. So, we decided, at one o'clock to search for the shawl that goes with the dress Mother is wearing to the wedding. Lovely dress, I would know...it's mine. And it looks even better with the shawl. So, I decided, 'hey, it's in Siblngs room, I'm gonna go and check the closet.'
I walked down the hall, Panic! at the Disco in my ears, and I can honestly tell you, the second I opened her door it was like an Orchestra started. Not the soothing kind either. During the scary parts of a movie, you get the violens playing this screaching sound....That. That's the sound I heard as I opened her door. Although, the noise was in my head, and I braved the venture on into Sibling's room. With a great sigh I type this...Alright, its not a sigh, it's more of a shudder, but that's okay.
I was walking on the floor with no socks on, a common thing in one's own home, right? Crunching met my ears....crunching...on carpet?! I sighed, and made my way to the closet, stepping over the mound of clothes piled up to my waist, and opened the door. Well, I searched on the hangers...on the floor.....I found nothing on the floor except two dress shirts, a skirt...and some snarly socks....and other bottom of the world items. Well, when I didn't come right back with the shawl, Mother decided to come help me...When all of a sudden. Raaagghhh!!! Hell opened up, and Mother and I ended up carting four body-sized bags of trash/garbage/clothes-no-human-would-ever want and ol, crusty art supplies.
It was 2:04 when we stopped 'cleaning' Sibling's room, and Mother's ride was going to come and pick her up at 2:15-ish. Well, she got ready, breathing fire about Sibling's room....I agreed with her, not only becuase it was wise, but it was true....As frightening as it was....So, I'm not allowed home on Thursday, because she and Sibling are going to play in her room......So..It'll be a bad day....
Unfortunatly, Mother did find the shawl either.......

Quote of the Day:
Mother(About Sibling's Room): Yeah Muck 'n' Fuss, it's like Hiroshima in there!

Prison is Over!

At least for the summer...So, what's that? Two months...? Oh well, that's two months of sleeping tll noon, and not waking up at 5:40-something every morning; which, in fact, will be a bit of a blessing in my case....It's not like a actuallly sleep during the night anyway. So, I got my teacher's to sign my silly year book, that was fun...What else, I saw Sibling graduate to become fresh meat within the Prison walls, in a sense of a new title...Or rather, a title in general.

It feels good to be out of Prison, but yet, I still feel as if I'm missing something. I'm not exactly thrilled that I'm out..I'm kind of indifferent, or rather, apathetic.....about the whole situation. And that's the part that bothers me. No matter, I'll get over it. I always do.

Well, today is the day of the summer solstice....I may have spelled that wrong...Oh well, another 'pfft' moment in the life of myself. ^_^ ALrighty, I think I'm going to go and watch Bleach now, it's a jap. anime........With English subtitles....It'll be on adult swim, cartoon network sometime in the fall.....So...I'll be watching it then too....

Ta,
Jereality

Finals in Prison

Alrighty, you know hose tests I was talking about a couple of posts ago? Well, I took my last one this morning at the crack of dawn.....ALright, so it was like, 8 something, but it's close enough. So, The Hammer didn't show.....At all, he thought it was the final AFTER homeroom. He was mistaken. Silly boy...Anyway, lots of funny things happened today, it's a shame I don't remember alot of them, otherwise I'd have you all wetting your lovely computer chairs. SPeaking of computer chairs, I rolled over Father's foot last night with mine......
Oh yeah! I had to play for the graduation tonight, and one of our three valedictorians....He delivered a lovely speech, and in it....He talked to a sock. Not just any sock, but the wisest in the world. Sockrates! Get it? Socrates...Sockrates...It's a little play on...the...spelling.........Nevermind. To let you all know, the two blisters in between my big toe, and...second toe are greeted with a new friend..I call him John, another blister.....from a different pair of shoes.....It makes me sad that I get all these damn blisers, it's not cool at all.
And now i tihnk I'm going to go watch some Hell's Kitchen, becuase I missed last nights...I taped it for Father, since he wasn't home. Oh, and i highly recommend you guys to pick up 'A Fever You Can't Sweat Out', by Panic! at the Disco It's really good, and I'm not just saying that....I actually mean it.....

Ta ta,
-Jereality

Father's Day Shoppin'

Alrighty, Father's Day tomorrow! Who's ready! We are! As of thirty minutes ago! Just got back from the mall wih Sibling, and Mother...

We went out for a father's day present, and spent over three hundred dollars! Forty of which we used on Father.....Is that bad? Mother, Sibling and I got tickets to go to the movies...We saw The Lake House. It was very cute...although one shouldn't bring intelectuals to see it should they delve into the topic of how the movie is impossible should she give any information. I'm not giving any spoilers away, but I will tell you all I had the whole movie plotted out in my mind the second the movie started.
Before the movie, we went to the Olive Garden....Had the Tour of Italy.....Always a tasty treat..Then a Black Tie Mouse Cake for desert...And then the movies....And then we went home for a second, and then went to the mall. I got two shirts, and a pair of sleep-pants....a coffee drink....Sibling got a few shirts, a pair of pants, as well as Mother...Oh, and we got Father two-three shirts, and two pairs of shorts..Happy Father's Day, Daddy!

But I shall recap for you......Nay, I will give you some facts that Mother and Sibling, and myself did after the movies.....Fun stuff, it was. Anyway, in the abadoned parking lot of Bradless or whatever the building once was... Mother let me drive the van around. Lots of fun that was, apparantly, I can park rather well, I can back up..that's called 'Reverse' But don't worry, don't barracade your children and loved ones indoors, and off of the sidewalks just yet...I didn't go above 14 mph, so you're all safe....As long as you're out of the parking lots.... -insert evil grin here-

After that, during our excursion in the Mall, well, during our wait in the line of Sears Mother, Sibling, lady waiting to be scanned, and I listened to a rather unattractive man mutter on about boxes....here's how it went....

Unattractive Man:Do you have boxes?
Frightened Clerk Teen:No, we've only got them during the Christmasy season.
Unattractive Man:Well, I need a box. I can't just give the shirt in a bag. I need a box.
Frightened Clerk Teen:Sir, I-
Unattractive Man:I need a box, you can't give a present in a box. This is a department store, they're suposed to have boxes.
Me:-stares at tall stack of colorful gift boxes-
Unattractive Man continues:I need a white gift box...You know what, you know what? I need a refund. I have to walk, all the way to Penny's now, they're a real department store, they've got boxes.
Frightened Clerk Teen:-gives refund- Next.
Unnatractive Man:-walks away, leaving his gay shirt behind on the counter.
Mother:Do you have white gift boxes?
Frightened Clerk Teen:-blank stare-

Lovely story, eh? I thought so..........

-Ta,
Jereality

Yay Nature&Stupid Ideas!!![/sarcasm]

Alrighty, so, I volenteered to walk Sibling home from Prison, I was off today...So, I decide to leave my abode at 11 _AM to make it there by 12....Well, since she and I walked from the Ice Cream Shack yesturday, I had a blister on each heel...So, I decided to wear flip-flops. Lovely invention for the summer. Well, I'm walking down 'Scare-Away' road, and I realize I'm more than ³/₄ of the way there...So, I then decided to flip flop my way down Seller's street.....up and down...Easy walk in my flip flops. I stopped occasionally to ix my foot in the left flop, but other then that I went at a less than leisurly pace around The 'Bon.
It was very peaceful on my walk, which made me wish I had a good camera to take pictures of what I saw, while listening to the soft sounds of birds, and wind through the leaves. I took all the nature in under a large tree in front of somebody's house, seriously contemplating knocking on their door and telling them how lovely I thought their tree was...But I didn't, and I continued my walk. My foot kinda hurts... I thought to myself as I came upon Prison, nearing the 12 o'clock mark. Not a problem, I sat down across from the school, and waited for her to exit.
It was all fun and games; went to WaWa, got myself one of the milkshakes from the machine.....Sang along with Jason Mraz, Drowning Pool, and Green Day with Sibling, Book-Sock Feet, and The Baron's little sister. The two other kiddies left, leaving Sibling and I.....when I come to the realization I've been walking for over three hours in flip flops. I sat on the small wall of a Church, and look between my big toe, and the 'pointer' toe......I swear to you, I saw a whole other universe...A place where death regns, and skin is un-needed! That's right...BLISTER! The foot that hurt alot during the walk wasn't the problem though, that blister hadn't popped, nor had it tore the skin around it...The Deciever, I'm calling it, my right foot....IT BURNS! I'm telling you, never, never walk three miles in flip flops. I had to ask Sibling to switch shoes with me...
And she did, after I mumbled 'Shit' under my breath after I saw the universe.....She mumbled too, and gave me her shoes...I gave her the cursed flip flops, and we continued our way to the Acme....
Once done, we crossed Nichols Kid, and went home, to our abode where I type this to you now. I sit quietly, and unmoving, my one foot resting carefully on the chair on which I sit, and the other on the base of the computer desk, resting on the arch.
Oh yes, and walking up the stairs....There's only 13 steps, and each one made me feel as if I was walking on burning glass.....Not fun I tell you.....

Not Fun At All

Woops...

Hey guys..Sorry I haven't posted much lately....There are this big tests at Prison, and I need to study like a villain....So, I won't be posting everday for the next..........until Tuesday-ish....

Then I'll try and make you all laugh......Because really, I do try........



























_{Sort of...}

Aw Man.....

Yes guys, I'm still sick. I mentioned before that I hate being sick, but now I sick it got worse. Because not only can I not breathe out of my nose, but now my throat hurts, so it hurts to breathe through my mouth. It's like my body doesn't want me to breathe at all.
So, as I'm trying to breathe, I still have to go to Prison at the cracks before dawn. So, I went, and then went through the rest of my day.....It was nothing much important I don't tihnk...But in case something happened thatI don't remember I won't say that it was all unimportant. So, I won't.

Quote of the Day:
(-talking about disecting Cats in next years Anatamy Class-)
C.C:Yeah, they probably just go around finding dead cats
Onyx&Me:-laughter-
C.C:-laughs-
Me:Run by the crick, pickin' up bodies....
C.C:Yeah, 'Dry it off.' 'By sir, it's dead-' 'Dry it off!
-laughter-

Proof

Here is some proof that Dane Cook is a funny SOB...

Once Again....

I seem to be sick. I hate being sick. In truth, I've been sick for a year and a half....A constant cold, if you will...And you better! So yes, not only do I have this cold, but I've been infected with what is probably Post Nasal Drip....Which is obnoxious all in itself. So, I'm walking through Prison, trying to breathe...and just getting a sinking feeling in my lungs.....where the oxygen should go.




Stupid Oxygen.......

Matter of Factly...

It was 22.6 miles..Not twenty-five, like I thought. Mother came with us too, which was a bit of a shock, since she doesn't really like bike riding. No matter, we all went, and when we got up there, through the other side of the mountain..It began to rain! So, we rode the little bus up the side of the mountain, the group of kids, all probably 12-14 maybe, all horrified as the bus bumped its way through the narrow roads.

Their questions:_{(Father and my answers....we whispered them ^.^)}

Will we get hurt?
_Gravely

What if we get lost?
_{We leave you to fend off the 'puh-nemonia'}

We have to speed up going down?
_{blank stares}

Then they'd always say 'Oh-ma gawd'. It wasn't even oh my, it was oh-ma....Like Ohmaha, without the last 'ha'. Funny to listen to. ANyway, Sibling and I rode in the front the most, talking about people, and annoying things, and how we liked the harder rain over the soft, mist like things they called 'drops'. Only becuase the misty stuff stuck to my glasses, and the harder stuff kind of made it easier to see, and easier to accomplish our goal of reaching the 'Ohmagawds'. We went on the 22.6 mile trail, they did the 15-something...They get a seven mile head start....Needless to say(although I will anyway) we didn't catch up to them.
Oh well, I guess it wasn't that big a deal. Afterward, when we got finished our ride, our stomachs began to eat the lining, and through our skin, so we decided it'd be best if we ate. So, we went back to the 'Home Base' of this place, and Sibling and myself got Chicken Tenders.....-snicker-.....And boy, were they tasty. They weren't dry, and cold, but oh so tender, and tasty.

And, I figured out what I wanted to tell you all yesterday! Mother, Sibling, and I were driving, and we saw...a liscense plate that read.......

Quote Of The Yesterday:
OTHRWMN
...other woman......
Pretty ballsy, eh?

X-Men3&Father'sBirthday&Other Stuff...

Today was the day marking the birth of my father......No, not Christmas, you silly goose's.....Anyway, I made him a pie last night, with Onyx....Actually...She talked to the Baron, and I made pie...Pecan Pie...Urm....Special Pecan Pie....No, I didn't forget to add the butter I 'left' to stew in the microwave four hours after the pie was cooling in the fridge! How rude of you to ask.......I almost had a small heart attack...Sibling comes home, and pops open the Mic. and walks out with a filmy glass container, and immidiatly my heart lurches, and my hands go over my mouth.
But it all ended well. I made a low-fat pie that tasted the same...Apparantly butter isn't a key ingrediant...yay! Father enjoyed his gifts of chef pants, a couple shirts..a golfball that fell in the pie I got from Baltimore...and.........oh, a golf lesson thingy.

So, while Father went to go to work at four, mother,sibling and I went to the movies and watched X-Men3....The Final Stand....If you haven't watched it yet, scroll down to the next break in my words, I'm adding Spoilers. What I want to know is, why the movie was called 'The Final Stand' if Charles is still alive.......How in the hell did that happen? Their leader is still alive...And what? Did they just waste all that rock making such a lovely gravestone for him.......Really, Xavier, you shouldn't play with people's emotions like that.....Angel is ripped though. Boy howdie.....I could just stare at the screen for an hour, and not get bored......UNtil I did, then I'd fastforward a bit to Hugh Jackman, who, in fact, made it at the top of the credits. Not Jean Grey, not Charles Xavier, but Hugh Jackman! Go Wolverine! God, he's so tasty....And then there was the very end with Mystique as a nurse-hand or something........I'm so glad she got a job after her 'incident'. Ah! And the woman in the car on the bridge! Magneto turns around, and she locks her door........He just moved the fricken bridge, and she locks the door......Funny stuff.

This is the break you're supposed to start reading again.....Should you have not read the blurbs up there...

And other stuff......I think there is stuff to say here, but I don't recall what those particular blurbs were about...I'm sure I'll remember later......Add them into my post tomorrow or whenever I decide to post next..Which will either be tomorrow after our 25 mile bike ride, or Monday, after Prison......


Elizabeth+There will come a moment when you have the chance to do the right thing.


Jack+I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by.
-Struck me as Funny...Pirates of the Caribean Trailor....-