... So, when I tell you I got home and saw my 
Puss in Boots PEZ dispenser looking at me with such longing, well... I just had to fill 'im up with some Lemon PEZ... Why lemon, you ask... Well, because lemon is my favorite flavor of PEZ. And now, a conversation.-Dim the lights please, as I sit on my chair... snaps-
Me: i would like some PEZ
Onyx: lol
Onyx: just squeeze an orange into some sugar
same thing
Me: correction: I would like some MORE pez
Onyx: oh my
Me: yes....
see, i have this Puss in Boots dispenser...
and I have two lemon PEZ things...
correction: had
Onyx:lol
Me: I just finished the first one, and loaded up the dispenser again
sugar is delicious when its flavored with artificial sweetener
Also, a fact from me to you
Onyx: lol
Me: I'm glad I don't have an ugly pez dispenser
Onyx: as am i, i assure you
Me: because every time you grab a Pez, it looks like your giving the dispenser a little kiss
Onyx: ...i empty the dispenser out into my hand
or eat the pez from the packets
Me: granted, you give a little crunch afterward, which doesn't quite make sense.... but a kiss nonetheless
nope, I kiss
kiss plastic
Puss in Boots
Onyx: lol
Me: snap his head back, like i'm a vampire, grab the sweetness, and chew away
swallow, and repeat
out of context, this is a terrible conversation...
Onyx: ...it really is. you should blog it
Me: I will. right now
[end scene]
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