Yep, that was it..My fancy title. I think I'll try out these fancy titles for a week, to figure out if I like them or not...You all shall see the wonders of my fanciful titles for six more days! Lucky!
Anyway, I think Father thinks I broke the laptop....I dunno why, I couldn't get on the internet...So, I left it where it was, and went on my merry way.....Oh well, Markis can probably fix it...He's a computer genius! So, I finally saw a movie called The Rundown. It's got The Rock, and some other little white guy, and some chick. I don't know who, really, but I know that I like the little white guy...What's his name....Seann William Scott! I knew I'd remember, and the girl was...Rosario Dawson...Yes, I once read a story where the girl's name was Rosario..insisted upon being called Rose...Oh well. Anyway, it was a funny movie...I think you should watch it. Made me laugh...Especcially after The Rock, and Seann ate this green fruit, and the monkey came...That was funny...Rock sounded like my cousin Stephan, actually...He's a wack-job, my cousin Stephan....Oh well....
Yep, I think you should watch The Rundown, it was funny....
Monday, July 31, 2006
Saturday, July 29, 2006
I Will Never Forget...
See, I came back, I told you all I wouldn't forget about you! So, my little vacation went super duper.....My favorite part was, um....I'm going to say the whole thing, and mini golf.....Because it was fun...And, and, and!!! I got a double wick candle! It's SO cool! So, I'm lighting them in intervals of some kind..When one seems shorter than the other, I blow it out, and light the other side. It's genius really... I always new I was clever.
So, the first day we got there, we checked in, got changed into bathing suits, and hit the ocean! Onyx taught me how to body surf...Which was new to me, because you cannot surf in a bedroom....As far as I'm concerned anyway. So, I forgot to tell you who I went with. It was Mother, Sibling, her friend..Baron's li'l sis, who I will call....tennis chick...or TC for short. So, it was Mother, sibling, TC, myself, and Onyx.Lots of fun. Two days was at the ocean, both of those nights were spent on the boardwalk. On night number one, Onyx, Mother, and I were walking side by side, eating our Kohr ice cream, when all of a sudden, someone from the railing yells out 'Lesbian Threesome!' We ignore them for a few steps and all of a sudden Mother grabs my butt, and punches the air. Myself and mother burst into laugter as we walk, and continue to make our own jokes as we get to the van.
The third day, we went to Smithville. It's a small shopping village...with soaps, and christmas stores, and kitchen stores, and toy stores, and candle stores, and a halloween store...And a great place to eat...I forget what it's called, but it was some tasty food. After Smithville, we went and chilled at the hotel, where we had a great time playing Chocolat-opoly....can you sense the sarcasm? I wanted a nap....But no, I played a monopoly spin-off instead. But whatever, I feel that I won anyway. That was good...that I won...I love winning....But that's not the moral of this story, no is it? No, it's not. So, that night, we ate at Menz Restaurant. Good food, crab cakes were really good, and the New England Clam Chowder was out of this world! I was mildly concerned of the mental health of one of the people who worked there though...Oh well...Later that night, we left, and played mini-golf.
It was pretty spontanious, we were about to pass it, Mother looked at the clock. It read 8:30-ish. 'Who wants to go mini-golf' 'Yes!' Sibling goes. And then we execute one of the most dangerous turns I've ever been in, and pull into the mini-golf place. We play a rousing 18 holes, where-in TC gets her ball sucked up into the filter of a pond, I get struck in the back of the legs with another groups ball, and I get second place. Par was 54, Sibling got 47, and I got 56....+2 isn't all that bad though, so I gave myself some 'kudos' on that one.
And that's it. that was my vacation. It was lots of fun.
And yesturday, and today, I played Inu Yasha:The Secret of the Cursed Mask, on the PS2. What? Don't give me that look...I happen to like the show, and frankly, killing a bunch of puffy 3D demons really helps one to vent.....Of course, leveling up the characters is an added bonus....
So, the first day we got there, we checked in, got changed into bathing suits, and hit the ocean! Onyx taught me how to body surf...Which was new to me, because you cannot surf in a bedroom....As far as I'm concerned anyway. So, I forgot to tell you who I went with. It was Mother, Sibling, her friend..Baron's li'l sis, who I will call....tennis chick...or TC for short. So, it was Mother, sibling, TC, myself, and Onyx.Lots of fun. Two days was at the ocean, both of those nights were spent on the boardwalk. On night number one, Onyx, Mother, and I were walking side by side, eating our Kohr ice cream, when all of a sudden, someone from the railing yells out 'Lesbian Threesome!' We ignore them for a few steps and all of a sudden Mother grabs my butt, and punches the air. Myself and mother burst into laugter as we walk, and continue to make our own jokes as we get to the van.
The third day, we went to Smithville. It's a small shopping village...with soaps, and christmas stores, and kitchen stores, and toy stores, and candle stores, and a halloween store...And a great place to eat...I forget what it's called, but it was some tasty food. After Smithville, we went and chilled at the hotel, where we had a great time playing Chocolat-opoly....can you sense the sarcasm? I wanted a nap....But no, I played a monopoly spin-off instead. But whatever, I feel that I won anyway. That was good...that I won...I love winning....But that's not the moral of this story, no is it? No, it's not. So, that night, we ate at Menz Restaurant. Good food, crab cakes were really good, and the New England Clam Chowder was out of this world! I was mildly concerned of the mental health of one of the people who worked there though...Oh well...Later that night, we left, and played mini-golf.
It was pretty spontanious, we were about to pass it, Mother looked at the clock. It read 8:30-ish. 'Who wants to go mini-golf' 'Yes!' Sibling goes. And then we execute one of the most dangerous turns I've ever been in, and pull into the mini-golf place. We play a rousing 18 holes, where-in TC gets her ball sucked up into the filter of a pond, I get struck in the back of the legs with another groups ball, and I get second place. Par was 54, Sibling got 47, and I got 56....+2 isn't all that bad though, so I gave myself some 'kudos' on that one.
And that's it. that was my vacation. It was lots of fun.
And yesturday, and today, I played Inu Yasha:The Secret of the Cursed Mask, on the PS2. What? Don't give me that look...I happen to like the show, and frankly, killing a bunch of puffy 3D demons really helps one to vent.....Of course, leveling up the characters is an added bonus....
Sunday, July 23, 2006
One With Nature
I got home from a biking excursion a couple hours ago...Alright, half an hour ago, but really, who's counting? Anyway, we drove an hour and eleven minutes to get from my home to Maryland. Why we had to pass through two states to ride a bike is beyond me, I could just ride around our craptasmic lake...Oh well. Anyway, we drove, and drove, and drove..until finally we get there!
We're parking lot Blue. So, that was cool. Keep to the Blue paths if water, so, we had the options Left, straight and right. 'Let's go straight!' sibling said..Of course, straight was not blue, so I said, 'let's go up!'
Mistake....
Up, up meant hills...Rocks and hills. I like rocks...for throwing..And I like hills....To look at. I don't like them to ride my bike up. Granted it was a lot of fun, and all, Father, Sibling, Markis, Suzita and I, riding in the wildernes of Maryland. Lots of fun. So, I biked on! And found mud. My tires are awefully thin, I don't have a mountain bike, I've got a....land cruiser? Sure, let's call it what I say it is. A land-cruiser. So, I'm cruisin' along the land, and stop dead in my treads...I swear I've said that before....Anyway, I did, except II wasn't on the break. I look down, my rand new kicks...once white and black, and kinda brown....and soggy. Oh well, it was a bike ride, I suppose I should ignore the shoes...Oh well...Regardless, I had a great time.
So, we hear horses, pull to the side, and ask what trail we're on, just checking to see if we're close to parking lot Blue...
They smile, and speak, I'm bringing up the rear, walking my bike..because I'm tired of riding, and my legs hurt, blah, blah, blah..So, we ride, and ride, and then I hear ' Parking Lot Red'. I stop dead in my tracks, and listen, confused. So, they say, just up that meadowy hill is the parking lot. Way to get my hopes up, fricken horse riders. You know they're only riding horses because they're lazy....At leasst that's the reason that makes my mind make me happy...And we'l leave it at that.
So, I ride, and ride, and ride, and finally The Parking Lot! I'm about to rejoice when I realize, this isn't ou parking lot. It's Parking Lot Red..We're parking lot blue..Makes sense now, doesn't it? So, Markis and Father look at the map, I swat bugs out of my eyes..Gnats..they seem to be attracted to the persperation on my face...Stupid bugs..I hope they drown in it! So, I hear a few choice curses, and look at the map. We are in P5, Red Parking Lot..we need P3, Blue parking lot..I swear to you, they are on polar opposites. That was fun, lemme tell ya. So, we rode on, and on, walking, peddling, a little of both, and suddenly, Markis and Suzita are far ahead of me, Sibling, and Father far behind, and BOOM! I'm on the ground. I stopped, and looked at the sky. How did it get above me? A hill ws in front of me too...
How in the hell did that happen?!
Well, my tire slid off of plot of dirt I was riding on, and slid into a bit of a ditch. Tire bounced, my foot hopped off of the peddle, hit the ground, and through me to the side. I saw myself flying through the air too, it was bizarre. I felt all light, and zoomy....And then I hear shouting, 'she's on the ground! She fell! You okay!?' Father, and Sibling. Yeah, I rassured them I was fine, fixed my seat, and sighed, 'Man, I wish I coulda seen that....' Thanks daddy, I love you too. It was hysterical though! I did get one killer headache though..That part was't so hysterical. So, between the mud, and the fall, and the hills the trip was still awesome. The Butterflies, and little chirpy noises in the brush..The rocks I had to walk my bike over were cool with their setting, and the water that flowed in the stream beside those frightening rocks was cool too.
Me and father saw a leaf bug, and everything was awesome! Yeah...Alright, I'm off to take some motrin, because my headache has not waned as of yet.....
Oh Yeah! I won't be here to blog at you guys from the 24th to the 27th...So, don't think I abandonded you guys, calm down....Ta guys!!
We're parking lot Blue. So, that was cool. Keep to the Blue paths if water, so, we had the options Left, straight and right. 'Let's go straight!' sibling said..Of course, straight was not blue, so I said, 'let's go up!'
Mistake....
Up, up meant hills...Rocks and hills. I like rocks...for throwing..And I like hills....To look at. I don't like them to ride my bike up. Granted it was a lot of fun, and all, Father, Sibling, Markis, Suzita and I, riding in the wildernes of Maryland. Lots of fun. So, I biked on! And found mud. My tires are awefully thin, I don't have a mountain bike, I've got a....land cruiser? Sure, let's call it what I say it is. A land-cruiser. So, I'm cruisin' along the land, and stop dead in my treads...I swear I've said that before....Anyway, I did, except II wasn't on the break. I look down, my rand new kicks...once white and black, and kinda brown....and soggy. Oh well, it was a bike ride, I suppose I should ignore the shoes...Oh well...Regardless, I had a great time.
So, we hear horses, pull to the side, and ask what trail we're on, just checking to see if we're close to parking lot Blue...
They smile, and speak, I'm bringing up the rear, walking my bike..because I'm tired of riding, and my legs hurt, blah, blah, blah..So, we ride, and ride, and then I hear ' Parking Lot Red'. I stop dead in my tracks, and listen, confused. So, they say, just up that meadowy hill is the parking lot. Way to get my hopes up, fricken horse riders. You know they're only riding horses because they're lazy....At leasst that's the reason that makes my mind make me happy...And we'l leave it at that.
So, I ride, and ride, and ride, and finally The Parking Lot! I'm about to rejoice when I realize, this isn't ou parking lot. It's Parking Lot Red..We're parking lot blue..Makes sense now, doesn't it? So, Markis and Father look at the map, I swat bugs out of my eyes..Gnats..they seem to be attracted to the persperation on my face...Stupid bugs..I hope they drown in it! So, I hear a few choice curses, and look at the map. We are in P5, Red Parking Lot..we need P3, Blue parking lot..I swear to you, they are on polar opposites. That was fun, lemme tell ya. So, we rode on, and on, walking, peddling, a little of both, and suddenly, Markis and Suzita are far ahead of me, Sibling, and Father far behind, and BOOM! I'm on the ground. I stopped, and looked at the sky. How did it get above me? A hill ws in front of me too...
How in the hell did that happen?!
Well, my tire slid off of plot of dirt I was riding on, and slid into a bit of a ditch. Tire bounced, my foot hopped off of the peddle, hit the ground, and through me to the side. I saw myself flying through the air too, it was bizarre. I felt all light, and zoomy....And then I hear shouting, 'she's on the ground! She fell! You okay!?' Father, and Sibling. Yeah, I rassured them I was fine, fixed my seat, and sighed, 'Man, I wish I coulda seen that....' Thanks daddy, I love you too. It was hysterical though! I did get one killer headache though..That part was't so hysterical. So, between the mud, and the fall, and the hills the trip was still awesome. The Butterflies, and little chirpy noises in the brush..The rocks I had to walk my bike over were cool with their setting, and the water that flowed in the stream beside those frightening rocks was cool too.
Me and father saw a leaf bug, and everything was awesome! Yeah...Alright, I'm off to take some motrin, because my headache has not waned as of yet.....
Oh Yeah! I won't be here to blog at you guys from the 24th to the 27th...So, don't think I abandonded you guys, calm down....Ta guys!!
Friday, July 21, 2006
Mild Confusion??
(While in Olive Garden)
Sibling:-looks over menu- -tries to pronounce word- Why do they always try to teach me Spanish?!
Thursday, July 20, 2006
Wakey, Wakey...
Hey, did you know My Chemical Romance had two CD's?
I knew, I was just curious as to whether you guys knew or not. Well, I had bought their first CD after their second....Because I wasn't into them when they had first come out. So, when Sibling and I played the Sims, we'd listen to MCR in the background, because I can't stand the Sims music sometimes. So, I had left it in her CD player fora couple weeks, and finally decided to upload to my iTunes tonight.
Well, unbenounced to me, she had fallen asleep. So, I wrapped on the plastic door with my finger nails, and walked in. Her room is set up so the bed is directly next to the door, so I could tell she was asleep. When I crossed the room to get my CD, which is on a shelf above her bed, she opened her eyes and looked at me..And as I'm getting my CD, here is our conversation....
Quote of the Day:
Sibling:What do I do? What do I do?
Me:-kneels on bed to retrieve CD-
Sibling:What did I do? What do I do?
Me:-gets CD, and stands near bed- Well, when there is a fire, you run down those stairs, and book it. -runs in place-
Sibling:-confused expression- Book it?
Me:Yeah, it means run real fast.
Sibling:Book it?
Me:-rolls eyes- I'm gonna turn off your tv.
Sibling:No! Leave it on. Did I fall asleep?
Me:Yes..
Sibling:Did I really? Wow....-looks at me earnestly- Did I wake up?!
Me:-turns off tv- No, you're asleep. I was never in here, you and Will Smith were just about to rap. HAve fun! -pats forehead-
Sibling:Okay....
Me:-closes door-
Sibling:What do I do? What do I do?
What a silly kid...That Sibling of mine.....Sleep Talks..Sleep Walks...I guess she can't even sleep without talking.....
I knew, I was just curious as to whether you guys knew or not. Well, I had bought their first CD after their second....Because I wasn't into them when they had first come out. So, when Sibling and I played the Sims, we'd listen to MCR in the background, because I can't stand the Sims music sometimes. So, I had left it in her CD player fora couple weeks, and finally decided to upload to my iTunes tonight.
Well, unbenounced to me, she had fallen asleep. So, I wrapped on the plastic door with my finger nails, and walked in. Her room is set up so the bed is directly next to the door, so I could tell she was asleep. When I crossed the room to get my CD, which is on a shelf above her bed, she opened her eyes and looked at me..And as I'm getting my CD, here is our conversation....
Sibling:What do I do? What do I do?
Me:-kneels on bed to retrieve CD-
Sibling:What did I do? What do I do?
Me:-gets CD, and stands near bed- Well, when there is a fire, you run down those stairs, and book it. -runs in place-
Sibling:-confused expression- Book it?
Me:Yeah, it means run real fast.
Sibling:Book it?
Me:-rolls eyes- I'm gonna turn off your tv.
Sibling:No! Leave it on. Did I fall asleep?
Me:Yes..
Sibling:Did I really? Wow....-looks at me earnestly- Did I wake up?!
Me:-turns off tv- No, you're asleep. I was never in here, you and Will Smith were just about to rap. HAve fun! -pats forehead-
Sibling:Okay....
Me:-closes door-
Sibling:What do I do? What do I do?
What a silly kid...That Sibling of mine.....Sleep Talks..Sleep Walks...I guess she can't even sleep without talking.....
Wednesday, July 19, 2006
Cadavers&CHUDS
I got sunburn! That means a tan! I don't want a tan..So, I told Mother while we were in Barnes and Nobles that I got burnt, she looked at me, and laughed. Then we got coffee! And cake...
Quote of the Day:
Mother:You know what she(me) said in Barnes andNobles today? She looked at me and said 'I have sun burn'. And I just laughed.
Me:But I do! -holds out arm-
Father:-looks back- You don't have sunburn....Cadavers have more color than you do.
Me:-laughter-
Sibling:What's a cadaver?
Me:A dead person....
Sibling:-laughter-
Father:CHUDS even have more color than you...
Sibling:What's that?
Me:Dunno...
Father: Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dwellers
All:-laughter-
Me:But really..I've got sunburn...
Mother:No dear, that pigment...
Me:No, look! It's peach! -shoes arm again-
Father: Yeah, okay....Powder
Mother:You know what she(me) said in Barnes andNobles today? She looked at me and said 'I have sun burn'. And I just laughed.
Me:But I do! -holds out arm-
Father:-looks back- You don't have sunburn....Cadavers have more color than you do.
Me:-laughter-
Sibling:What's a cadaver?
Me:A dead person....
Sibling:-laughter-
Father:CHUDS even have more color than you...
Sibling:What's that?
Me:Dunno...
Father: Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dwellers
All:-laughter-
Me:But really..I've got sunburn...
Mother:No dear, that pigment...
Me:No, look! It's peach! -shoes arm again-
Father: Yeah, okay....Powder
Tuesday, July 18, 2006
Chikoooo....Don't be discouragggeeeddd...
Secret Window is on tv right now. I'm at the part where Johnny Depp is talking to that guy....who 'helped him before'. And now it's when Amy or something....I love that song! He just said 'this is not my beautiful house, this is not my beautiful wife' That's part of a song...I grew up with that song.
Anyway, there really isn't much to say. I watered some plants, three times today...The same plants, every two hours....But only three times. Because the ground was really hot on my feet...I swear, I was baking them. And, did you know, that my 'plague' got worse the day after I got these cursed bug-bites...They itch like....bug bites....And then, I caught one of the little bugs, and painted him!! But he was already squished, I just made him pretty with gold nail polish. Fun, fun....
And that's it....Fun, isn't it?
Anyway, there really isn't much to say. I watered some plants, three times today...The same plants, every two hours....But only three times. Because the ground was really hot on my feet...I swear, I was baking them. And, did you know, that my 'plague' got worse the day after I got these cursed bug-bites...They itch like....bug bites....And then, I caught one of the little bugs, and painted him!! But he was already squished, I just made him pretty with gold nail polish. Fun, fun....
And that's it....Fun, isn't it?
Monday, July 17, 2006
MmMm....Tasty.....
For the past two days, I was with my Aunt....Linda, and her two children...Um...We'll call them.Jarrett, and ur....Jen! Jarrett, Jen, Linda, and her husband......Alfred! There we go. So, we(Mother, Father, Sibling, and I) went to their campsite on Sunday... To do Christmas. -checks calander- It's July?! No way! I didn't know that! Jeez, really, we don't live close enough...they live across the bridge from us, granted, but still...We have lives! -Sort of-
So, we piled the presents into the van, and drove an hour and a half or so and made it to Dirty Tree Campsite. We get there, and pile in, do hugs and 'I-haven't-seen-you-in-a-year' remarks, before we all finally settle in. The first thing I hear is "I'm gonna do your hair!" I whip around to see 8-year-old Jen with a brush and spray in her hand. "Humor the 8 year old," my aunt says. I sigh, and look toward Sibling, who is silently snickering at me, and then all of a sudden, Alfred says "We're going to the pool!"
Well, Jen, and Jarret(grew tired of the other 't') throw on their bathing suits, and are out the door. I hope you all know how much I love swimming. And if you read that wrong, add dripping sarcasm, and reread it. We walked to the little pol, where I wore my craptasmic capris-swim-pants, and top because I enjoy being sickly pale...Although, Sunscreen and I are old enemies... So, I didn't wear any. Don't fear, I don't think I got burnt, although I probably did. So, I 'humored' the eight year old, and the ten year old fora good two hours before Father says to me, "are you wearing sunscreen?" I shake my head, he tells me to get some, and then I'm swimming in it.
Forget that! So, with my sunscreened body, I sat on the pool chair. See, I can be 'Water-Proof'. So, Jarret walked over, and sat next to me on the other lounge chair. And thus came, the talking. Can't I relax in silence? Apparantly not. He spoke of his trip to Disney, and I nodded, not remembering what I did during my trip. So, I humored him some more, with little facts I had made up. And then something glorious happened...Alfred got up, and said "Let's go make dinner."
So, we left the pool, and 'chilled' in the trailer...It's nice inside that little bugger, all cool, and mostly bug free. So, the feast was made, and I ate outside. When I was done, I heard clicking on my chair. Guess what it was. Wrong!It was a brush. Jen was right behind me, "I'm gonna do your hair." I shrug, and humor her...again, for the seventh time.
Then all of a sudden, I'm in a van being whised away to WalMart to buy clothes to change into for tomorrow, and clothes to sleep in for tonight. I'm sleeping over...Lovely..I can do it again, right? They'll get quieter, right? Then..Mother and Father left...along with Alfred....
WRONG! I slept in the top bunk...They slept on the bottom bunk, and argued, and fought, and pulled my blanket, and whined, and drove me crazy. And every time somebody walked passed their room, I'd wake up, because there is no door. I have a problem with being watched when I sleep. I can't. When somebody passes, ragardless of how tired I am, my body wakes me up until the person is gone, and then I fall back to sleep. Well, Linda walked back and forth all night, scolding Jarret and Jen...Then, around 6 in the morning, squirrels played on the roof of the trailer....For a good hour and a half...Then, after I got back to slee at 7:30, an hour and a half later, and 9, Sibling wakes me up to tell me King of the Hill was on. I thanked her, waited till she left, and went back to sleep.
I was up, dressed, and out of bed at 9:30.
Lucky me.
We went to the pool at noon-ish. Sibling, and the chil'en went right into the water, I stepped in, swam to the 9 foot part, climbed out, and within five minutes of getting there was on a lounge chair in the shade. Jarret was 'the Kraken' from Pirates of the Caribbean, and Jen wouldn't stop shrieking Siblings name to pull her back to the wall. Jarret would periodically get out of the water-with a noddle, mind you- and fling his noodle bearing arms about, splashing the Spanish speaking sunbathers beside me. I told him to stop, and go play in the water. He responded, "Kraken needs blood! Need to suck blood!" So, I told him mine was bitter, and full of iron. That I've tasted it in my mixed drinks. He then, stuck the end of the noodle to my arm, and sucked-like a straw-from the other end. I stared at him, he finally got the hint, and leaped back into the pool.
Yay.....
"I'm the Kraken! But I'm sort of like Dracula too...I'm....Krakula!"-Jarret
"I'm gonna show you Krakula,"-Sibling...She makes me smile...the nitwit....
After the pool adventure, we had lunch, where Jen screamed about wanting two hotdogs, but that we needed to save one for Jarret...So, she cried in her little room for a while, and then came out, ate a hotdog, and then we played cards. Then she did my hair...Again...For the twelth time....I smiled, and moved myself outside, to sit on an awesome black whicker hanging chair they had on the tree. That was fun, just staring at the trees that surrounded the place.
Then I looked at my arms. I thought I had the plague for a few moments!
Red splotched mosquito bites all over my elbows and legs. I never get bitten....These mosquitos just didn't know that my blood is bitter..Oh well, tough for them....I hope they get indegestion from the bits of blood they got from me though, especcailly the bugger that got my ankles. I should've squished it....I should've found him...Felt 'im, and squished him...Saving the world one mosquito at a time, while they come back by the millions!
And now I'm back home, after being driven home as if on fire.
Linda drives like a beast. We seriously got home within a half hour. Leaving Jen enough time to open the presents we forgot to bring up, her to annoy Greta, my poor, gimpy little dog, and totally freak out my cat. Wanted to snap her neck when she picked the cat up by her back legs. Touch my cat, are you insane? Jeez, I don't go around proding your animals to the point you want to go around punching infants, do I? No!
So, while Jen annoyed the dog, I did the dishes, see, I kept my hands busy, I'm so clever. I did the dishes the whole time they were there, eating our chicken....and rice....and wasting dog treats.....Money doesn't grow on trees, dear.
So, they left, and I realized that i am a very intolerate person. Oh well, I'm loved for who I am, and who I can tolerate. I just hope my tolerance builds up, otherwise I'm going to grow up miserable....
And I won't tolerate being miserable.
Quote of the Day:
Jen:Yeah, my mom's a lunch lady...
Sibling:My Mom's a nurse....My Dad's a lunchlady.
Everyone:-laughter-
Me:Dad's a chef....
Sibling:Lunchlady.
So, we piled the presents into the van, and drove an hour and a half or so and made it to Dirty Tree Campsite. We get there, and pile in, do hugs and 'I-haven't-seen-you-in-a-year' remarks, before we all finally settle in. The first thing I hear is "I'm gonna do your hair!" I whip around to see 8-year-old Jen with a brush and spray in her hand. "Humor the 8 year old," my aunt says. I sigh, and look toward Sibling, who is silently snickering at me, and then all of a sudden, Alfred says "We're going to the pool!"
Well, Jen, and Jarret(grew tired of the other 't') throw on their bathing suits, and are out the door. I hope you all know how much I love swimming. And if you read that wrong, add dripping sarcasm, and reread it. We walked to the little pol, where I wore my craptasmic capris-swim-pants, and top because I enjoy being sickly pale...Although, Sunscreen and I are old enemies... So, I didn't wear any. Don't fear, I don't think I got burnt, although I probably did. So, I 'humored' the eight year old, and the ten year old fora good two hours before Father says to me, "are you wearing sunscreen?" I shake my head, he tells me to get some, and then I'm swimming in it.
Forget that! So, with my sunscreened body, I sat on the pool chair. See, I can be 'Water-Proof'. So, Jarret walked over, and sat next to me on the other lounge chair. And thus came, the talking. Can't I relax in silence? Apparantly not. He spoke of his trip to Disney, and I nodded, not remembering what I did during my trip. So, I humored him some more, with little facts I had made up. And then something glorious happened...Alfred got up, and said "Let's go make dinner."
So, we left the pool, and 'chilled' in the trailer...It's nice inside that little bugger, all cool, and mostly bug free. So, the feast was made, and I ate outside. When I was done, I heard clicking on my chair. Guess what it was. Wrong!It was a brush. Jen was right behind me, "I'm gonna do your hair." I shrug, and humor her...again, for the seventh time.
Then all of a sudden, I'm in a van being whised away to WalMart to buy clothes to change into for tomorrow, and clothes to sleep in for tonight. I'm sleeping over...Lovely..I can do it again, right? They'll get quieter, right? Then..Mother and Father left...along with Alfred....
WRONG! I slept in the top bunk...They slept on the bottom bunk, and argued, and fought, and pulled my blanket, and whined, and drove me crazy. And every time somebody walked passed their room, I'd wake up, because there is no door. I have a problem with being watched when I sleep. I can't. When somebody passes, ragardless of how tired I am, my body wakes me up until the person is gone, and then I fall back to sleep. Well, Linda walked back and forth all night, scolding Jarret and Jen...Then, around 6 in the morning, squirrels played on the roof of the trailer....For a good hour and a half...Then, after I got back to slee at 7:30, an hour and a half later, and 9, Sibling wakes me up to tell me King of the Hill was on. I thanked her, waited till she left, and went back to sleep.
I was up, dressed, and out of bed at 9:30.
Lucky me.
We went to the pool at noon-ish. Sibling, and the chil'en went right into the water, I stepped in, swam to the 9 foot part, climbed out, and within five minutes of getting there was on a lounge chair in the shade. Jarret was 'the Kraken' from Pirates of the Caribbean, and Jen wouldn't stop shrieking Siblings name to pull her back to the wall. Jarret would periodically get out of the water-with a noddle, mind you- and fling his noodle bearing arms about, splashing the Spanish speaking sunbathers beside me. I told him to stop, and go play in the water. He responded, "Kraken needs blood! Need to suck blood!" So, I told him mine was bitter, and full of iron. That I've tasted it in my mixed drinks. He then, stuck the end of the noodle to my arm, and sucked-like a straw-from the other end. I stared at him, he finally got the hint, and leaped back into the pool.
Yay.....
"I'm the Kraken! But I'm sort of like Dracula too...I'm....Krakula!"-Jarret
"I'm gonna show you Krakula,"-Sibling...She makes me smile...the nitwit....
After the pool adventure, we had lunch, where Jen screamed about wanting two hotdogs, but that we needed to save one for Jarret...So, she cried in her little room for a while, and then came out, ate a hotdog, and then we played cards. Then she did my hair...Again...For the twelth time....I smiled, and moved myself outside, to sit on an awesome black whicker hanging chair they had on the tree. That was fun, just staring at the trees that surrounded the place.
Then I looked at my arms. I thought I had the plague for a few moments!
Red splotched mosquito bites all over my elbows and legs. I never get bitten....These mosquitos just didn't know that my blood is bitter..Oh well, tough for them....I hope they get indegestion from the bits of blood they got from me though, especcailly the bugger that got my ankles. I should've squished it....I should've found him...Felt 'im, and squished him...Saving the world one mosquito at a time, while they come back by the millions!
And now I'm back home, after being driven home as if on fire.
Linda drives like a beast. We seriously got home within a half hour. Leaving Jen enough time to open the presents we forgot to bring up, her to annoy Greta, my poor, gimpy little dog, and totally freak out my cat. Wanted to snap her neck when she picked the cat up by her back legs. Touch my cat, are you insane? Jeez, I don't go around proding your animals to the point you want to go around punching infants, do I? No!
So, while Jen annoyed the dog, I did the dishes, see, I kept my hands busy, I'm so clever. I did the dishes the whole time they were there, eating our chicken....and rice....and wasting dog treats.....Money doesn't grow on trees, dear.
So, they left, and I realized that i am a very intolerate person. Oh well, I'm loved for who I am, and who I can tolerate. I just hope my tolerance builds up, otherwise I'm going to grow up miserable....
And I won't tolerate being miserable.
Jen:Yeah, my mom's a lunch lady...
Sibling:My Mom's a nurse....My Dad's a lunchlady.
Everyone:-laughter-
Me:Dad's a chef....
Sibling:Lunchlady.
Saturday, July 15, 2006
Peace or Annihilation...
Didn't know what I wanted to call this one, so I just picked a line of the song I was listening to. Good song, it's by 'A Perfect Circle'.....The lead singer also sang for Tool, and was the bass player in TexAns.....but that's all I know....Last name is Keenan..or something like that, I don't remember all that well.
So, after I finally got myself back to sleep at 11 o'clock this morning, Sibling comes into the room...I think she thought I was already awake, becuase I was staring right at her, but, in fact, whenever someone opens the door to my room, I wake up. I don't know why, it just works out that way. So, she pokes me, and smiles, and says, "how would like a real job? Like, a job job." I stare at her, and then the clock, wondering why I am in a conversation before noon, and then I answer, "no." She looks at me for a second, and shrugs off my sincerity, beofre continuing. "Becuase the ice cream shack is looking for ice cream scooper people..." "no." "Why not?" "Becuase I don't want to work there." "But they're hiring...." "I don't want to work there...." "But they're.." "Hiring..yes....Thank you for telling me....I appreciate it, I really do..But you see, scooping ice cream has nothing to do with what I want out of my life.....Thanks anyway for the info...." She stared at me, slightly aghast at my full sentences for a while, and then leaves, speaking about gum, and the like.
Yes, Good Morning, Jereality....Do You Want A Job?
No....
So, after I finally got myself back to sleep at 11 o'clock this morning, Sibling comes into the room...I think she thought I was already awake, becuase I was staring right at her, but, in fact, whenever someone opens the door to my room, I wake up. I don't know why, it just works out that way. So, she pokes me, and smiles, and says, "how would like a real job? Like, a job job." I stare at her, and then the clock, wondering why I am in a conversation before noon, and then I answer, "no." She looks at me for a second, and shrugs off my sincerity, beofre continuing. "Becuase the ice cream shack is looking for ice cream scooper people..." "no." "Why not?" "Becuase I don't want to work there." "But they're hiring...." "I don't want to work there...." "But they're.." "Hiring..yes....Thank you for telling me....I appreciate it, I really do..But you see, scooping ice cream has nothing to do with what I want out of my life.....Thanks anyway for the info...." She stared at me, slightly aghast at my full sentences for a while, and then leaves, speaking about gum, and the like.
Yes, Good Morning, Jereality....Do You Want A Job?
No....
Thursday, July 13, 2006
I Believe In My Foot...I Pray To It Every Morning...
Sibling and I went running around our town's little, smelly lake this afternoon....Around one-ish.....Becuase with her doing Tennis, she wants to be fit, and healthy and all that mubo jumbo, so, in order to keep her to her schedule, I went with her..Becuase if she went alone, she would've walked around twice, and then came home....Besides, I like to walk with 'er.... Anyway....You're probably wondering what's gotten into my head about the whole 'title' thing..Well....
While walking (we decided to walk around the curvy parts), we were approached by this guy in an orange shirt. The second we neared him, I made a mental note of all possible escape routes, followed by what Sibling and I could do to get him out of our way so we could run away...Once we get two feet from him, he holds out his hand and says 'Hi, I'm Jim'. Sibling and I stare at him, a confused look mirroring both our faces. 'Do you know God is looking out for you?' he says. 'What're your names?' he continues. 'Jen', I say...'Sue' Sibling says...Yeah, like we're giving our name to a stranger.....
ANyway, he talks with us about God fora few seconds and makes us pray...and then leaves...It was bizarre...A drive-by-Jehova's-witness type dealy....Very weird. So, when he totally disappeared, Sibling and I were still walking along, and I switch the song on my nifty little iPod to my collection of Disney from System of a Down...which I had been listening to while we were listening to Jim....Funny, eh?
And all of a sudden, I go, "I should've said I prayed to Ra.....Or Buddah...I face North, or West or something, and pray toward my temple every ten hours...and I fast...." "every seven days, and pray to little golden statues!" Sibling finishes, a big grin on her face. I laugh, and nod, and we continue like this, tlaking of all the different Egyptian gods, and other religious figures until I pass a dead mouse....wherein the subject turns to how hungry were are, and when the lasagna will be done.....
All in all...it was a very unevenful day.......
While walking (we decided to walk around the curvy parts), we were approached by this guy in an orange shirt. The second we neared him, I made a mental note of all possible escape routes, followed by what Sibling and I could do to get him out of our way so we could run away...Once we get two feet from him, he holds out his hand and says 'Hi, I'm Jim'. Sibling and I stare at him, a confused look mirroring both our faces. 'Do you know God is looking out for you?' he says. 'What're your names?' he continues. 'Jen', I say...'Sue' Sibling says...Yeah, like we're giving our name to a stranger.....
ANyway, he talks with us about God fora few seconds and makes us pray...and then leaves...It was bizarre...A drive-by-Jehova's-witness type dealy....Very weird. So, when he totally disappeared, Sibling and I were still walking along, and I switch the song on my nifty little iPod to my collection of Disney from System of a Down...which I had been listening to while we were listening to Jim....Funny, eh?
And all of a sudden, I go, "I should've said I prayed to Ra.....Or Buddah...I face North, or West or something, and pray toward my temple every ten hours...and I fast...." "every seven days, and pray to little golden statues!" Sibling finishes, a big grin on her face. I laugh, and nod, and we continue like this, tlaking of all the different Egyptian gods, and other religious figures until I pass a dead mouse....wherein the subject turns to how hungry were are, and when the lasagna will be done.....
All in all...it was a very unevenful day.......
Wednesday, July 12, 2006
The Good...The Bad...The Upsetting...My Last Three Days...
Alrighty! I haven't been online in three days! I've been cramed in Sibling's room, rotting my eyes out from the television as we played The Sims 2.....Granted, it's a great game, but when you don't want the job you've got, and it's what's paying the bills....You gotta keep it....And my character's goal in life is to be popular! Yay me! I've got a job that takes me from my little abode at 10am, and let's me come back home at 1 am......What horrible hours.....You can't talk with people who are 'to-be' friends, if I've got nine hours home, and I spend them sleeping....Oh well......When I get promoted again I suppose the hours will be a tad bit better, with better pay......Anyway! I'm going to tell you what else I've been doing, starting with Monday....
Monday, July 10th, 2006
I woke up early today, at 10:30-ish, and got up, and dressed, and all squeaky clean, and then waited.....When I was done waiting for 11:15, Mother and I hopped into the van...What? No, we really hopped...Like a skip..but with both feet.....Anyway, we hopped into the Van, drove ourselves to WaWa, picked up three sodas...Code Red, Mountain Dew, and a Root Beer....and ran back to the van to pick up Sibling from Tennis. I don't know why she joined...It's all running about with a stick trying to hit a ball....in the sun! I'm nbot a big fan of the sun.....which is why I practically always have time to post on my lovely blog here. Anyway, we picked up Sibling, and drove to the Movie Theater. Guess what we went and saw....Nope, you're wrong, we went to see Pirates of the Caribbean:Dead Man's Chest. We had gotten our tickets Sunday night, so we were able to bypass the line that really wasn't even there.
I guess everyone went to see it the first day it came out, becuase there was about 12 people in theater 4 on the 10th.... Including Mother, Sibling and I. And my review of the movie...It was great! Jack Sparrow's entrance was great, as it has been thus far into the 2/3 Pirate movies he's been in. Lots of twists in the movie, and a few characters I never thought I'd see again popped up....And for all the Orlando Bloom fans out there who haven't seen it yet, you get to see his back....Yeah, that's it....He's going to get some spiffy scars to mar up that tiny little body of his. All in all, the movie was great, a little less fabulous than the first, but in no way, shape, or form did it suffer the acursed 'Sequel Failure Syndrome'.
Tuesday, July 11th, 2006
On Tuesday, I did something great. I woke up early, and played The Sims 2! From 12am....to 11pm.........Around 6 pm, Siling turned to me and said, 'Hey...your eyes are red.' I turned to her, then looked at the tv, and had my character drink the smoothie he had made for her character. Lots o' fun there.....But no, I lied...from 11-12 I cleaned....The living room, and the kitchen, I made them spotless....And only then, did I play the Sims 2 with Sibling until 11 pm.....Apparantly, I've got an addiction.....Pssh....
Wednesday....Oh wait...That's today...........
Today, I woke up around 8, brushed my teeth, and went back to bed. When I finally went back to sleep, and was grading a social studies paper I had been cheating on, Father called and woke me up. 'What are you doing asleep in the middle of the day during th summer?' he asks me. I look at the clock...2:39 pm.....I frown, and in my mind I'm thinking 'becuase....it's the summer....' Oh well.....I hung up, then woke up....had some oodles of noodles for lunch, and watched an episode of Danny Phantom...I love that show...It makes me laugh...
Now, to the title of this post...
The Good:
Pirates of the Caribbean.......It's a pretty awesome flick..go take a gander....
The Bad:
In the shower this morning, while I was soaping up my hair, I realized I could see perfectly...Idiot..You kept your glasses on! I think to myself....So, just to check, I fling my soapy hand to my eyes....I was wrong. My glasses were on the desk in my room......You know, Vive kind of burns your eyes after three seconds of contact....I don't recomend anyone try that....
The Upsetting:
A buddy of mine died....So, I dedicate this post to Charlie Brown......He was a clown, that Charlie Brown.....Now, my trips to my Mall won't be as fun without him there......You will be missed, Mr. Brown!
Monday, July 10th, 2006
I woke up early today, at 10:30-ish, and got up, and dressed, and all squeaky clean, and then waited.....When I was done waiting for 11:15, Mother and I hopped into the van...What? No, we really hopped...Like a skip..but with both feet.....Anyway, we hopped into the Van, drove ourselves to WaWa, picked up three sodas...Code Red, Mountain Dew, and a Root Beer....and ran back to the van to pick up Sibling from Tennis. I don't know why she joined...It's all running about with a stick trying to hit a ball....in the sun! I'm nbot a big fan of the sun.....which is why I practically always have time to post on my lovely blog here. Anyway, we picked up Sibling, and drove to the Movie Theater. Guess what we went and saw....Nope, you're wrong, we went to see Pirates of the Caribbean:Dead Man's Chest. We had gotten our tickets Sunday night, so we were able to bypass the line that really wasn't even there.
I guess everyone went to see it the first day it came out, becuase there was about 12 people in theater 4 on the 10th.... Including Mother, Sibling and I. And my review of the movie...It was great! Jack Sparrow's entrance was great, as it has been thus far into the 2/3 Pirate movies he's been in. Lots of twists in the movie, and a few characters I never thought I'd see again popped up....And for all the Orlando Bloom fans out there who haven't seen it yet, you get to see his back....Yeah, that's it....He's going to get some spiffy scars to mar up that tiny little body of his. All in all, the movie was great, a little less fabulous than the first, but in no way, shape, or form did it suffer the acursed 'Sequel Failure Syndrome'.
Tuesday, July 11th, 2006
On Tuesday, I did something great. I woke up early, and played The Sims 2! From 12am....to 11pm.........Around 6 pm, Siling turned to me and said, 'Hey...your eyes are red.' I turned to her, then looked at the tv, and had my character drink the smoothie he had made for her character. Lots o' fun there.....But no, I lied...from 11-12 I cleaned....The living room, and the kitchen, I made them spotless....And only then, did I play the Sims 2 with Sibling until 11 pm.....Apparantly, I've got an addiction.....Pssh....
Wednesday....Oh wait...That's today...........
Today, I woke up around 8, brushed my teeth, and went back to bed. When I finally went back to sleep, and was grading a social studies paper I had been cheating on, Father called and woke me up. 'What are you doing asleep in the middle of the day during th summer?' he asks me. I look at the clock...2:39 pm.....I frown, and in my mind I'm thinking 'becuase....it's the summer....' Oh well.....I hung up, then woke up....had some oodles of noodles for lunch, and watched an episode of Danny Phantom...I love that show...It makes me laugh...
Now, to the title of this post...
The Good:
Pirates of the Caribbean.......It's a pretty awesome flick..go take a gander....
The Bad:
In the shower this morning, while I was soaping up my hair, I realized I could see perfectly...Idiot..You kept your glasses on! I think to myself....So, just to check, I fling my soapy hand to my eyes....I was wrong. My glasses were on the desk in my room......You know, Vive kind of burns your eyes after three seconds of contact....I don't recomend anyone try that....
The Upsetting:
A buddy of mine died....So, I dedicate this post to Charlie Brown......He was a clown, that Charlie Brown.....Now, my trips to my Mall won't be as fun without him there......You will be missed, Mr. Brown!
Sunday, July 09, 2006
Sims 2....
Alright, Sibling and I walked to FYE this afternoon, and picked up The Sims 2, for PS@, and while I was waiting for my character to come home from work, she says to me....
Quote of the Day:
Sibling:It is close to home you to becoming.
Me:-instant laughter-
Sibling:-confused- -rethinks-
Both:-laughter-
Sibling:It is close to home you to becoming.
Me:-instant laughter-
Sibling:-confused- -rethinks-
Both:-laughter-
And so, the day comes to a close.....
Well, no, it really doesn't, becuase I plan to stay awake until tomorrow morning, and then get myself to sleep. Becuase not only will I grow bored of staring at the celing, and it's past my little 'summer-curfew', I will not be tired at all. For you see, I had a cup of iced tea. Good stuff, that.
Anyway, I went to 'Where's-our-Logic-At?'s party today. Got 'er a shirt, Inu Yasha. An anime we both enjoy. And then I went 'deep' in our card. Which, I sort of did...I told her something like 'even though we've got our differences, I'm glad we can still be friends' Which is true, I'm realy happy we can still be friends, becuase I really don't know what I'd do with myself if I didn't have someone to argue over trivial things with.....She's my argue buddy! But really, I've known her almost my whole life, and would be really, very upset should I discontinue our friendship like a bad sports magazine.
Not that I think our friendship is like a craptasmic magazine, it was just a comaprison...a bad one...Ignore that, pretend I never wrote it. Ther enow, we're all one big happy blog-family again, aren't we?
Yes, yes of course we are.
So, at this party, I had a Pina Colada. It was very good, although some sips did taste like 'tooth-pick'. Like, that wood taste you get from a bad toothpick....Oh well...It was good anyway. Onyx had a Margarita...I think there was some Jack Daniel's Lemon in there....although I was told profuelsy that it was a virgin drink...I think KT might've accidently switched up the 'adult' drinks with the 'underage' drinks....Oh well, it tasted good anyway....
All in all, it was a very nice day....
Quote of the Day:
(while listening to Disney's 'Don't Come Out Of Thin Air', from Aladdin 2 or 3)
Onyx:....obviously aladdin did not come out of thin air
maybe thick air
or heavy air
or reproductive air
but not THIN air i assure you
Me:-laughter-
Anyway, I went to 'Where's-our-Logic-At?'s party today. Got 'er a shirt, Inu Yasha. An anime we both enjoy. And then I went 'deep' in our card. Which, I sort of did...I told her something like '
Not that I think our friendship is like a craptasmic magazine, it was just a comaprison...a bad one...Ignore that, pretend I never wrote it. Ther enow, we're all one big happy blog-family again, aren't we?
Yes, yes of course we are.
So, at this party, I had a Pina Colada. It was very good, although some sips did taste like 'tooth-pick'. Like, that wood taste you get from a bad toothpick....Oh well...It was good anyway. Onyx had a Margarita...I think there was some Jack Daniel's Lemon in there....although I was told profuelsy that it was a virgin drink...I think KT might've accidently switched up the 'adult' drinks with the 'underage' drinks....Oh well, it tasted good anyway....
All in all, it was a very nice day....
(while listening to Disney's 'Don't Come Out Of Thin Air', from Aladdin 2 or 3)
Onyx:....obviously aladdin did not come out of thin air
maybe thick air
or heavy air
or reproductive air
but not THIN air i assure you
Me:-laughter-
Friday, July 07, 2006
Run, Spot..Run......
Go Spot! Go!
Quote of the Day:
Onyx:Jick and Dane had a dog named Spot!
Me:-silence-
Onyx: Did I just say 'Jick and Dane?'
Me:-nods-
Both:-laughter-
Onyx:Jick and Dane had a dog named Spot!
Me:-silence-
Onyx: Did I just say 'Jick and Dane?'
Me:-nods-
Both:-laughter-
Thursday, July 06, 2006
Hm..Mild Problems At The Throathold Of Myself...
Remember last night, when I was posting, and I stopped and took a sip of water from a Mountain Dew bottle? No? You sould, I did. So, I took a sip, and felt a chunk of plastic from the bottle 'woops' slip down my throat. So I think to myself, 'Oh, shit...I'm eating plastic...Not good....' So then I stop thinking, and get back to my sort-of-life, and role play, or go back to whatever it was that I was doing.
This morning I woke up, and realized, my throat hurts....why?- OH NO! The PLASTIC!! So, I told mother, and she said 'Oh, you scratched your throat.' And I think to myself...No, Mother, I did not..I can feel the plastic in my throat... So I tell her, "but I can feel it..."
"Take Motrin, and if it gets better, you scratched it."
It didn't get better.....it bothers me when I swallow, so that means eating is out of the question. Deep breathing...no, none of that..I must breathe through my nose.....Which is generally stuffy in the morning becuase I like to sleep in below freezing temperatures. So, between 5-9 in the morning, I will have to hold my breath......Or breathe slowly...or whistle through my nose whilst I breathe...No matter......
Stupid Mountain Dew bottle.....I blame...who do I blame? Hm....Ben and Jerry! It's their fault I got so thirsty, and took a ip of water! Damn you Ben and Jerry!!
By the way, kudos on the ice cream, it's stupendous.....
This morning I woke up, and realized, my throat hurts....why?- OH NO! The PLASTIC!! So, I told mother, and she said 'Oh, you scratched your throat.' And I think to myself...No, Mother, I did not..I can feel the plastic in my throat... So I tell her, "but I can feel it..."
"Take Motrin, and if it gets better, you scratched it."
It didn't get better.....it bothers me when I swallow, so that means eating is out of the question. Deep breathing...no, none of that..I must breathe through my nose.....Which is generally stuffy in the morning becuase I like to sleep in below freezing temperatures. So, between 5-9 in the morning, I will have to hold my breath......Or breathe slowly...or whistle through my nose whilst I breathe...No matter......
Stupid Mountain Dew bottle.....I blame...who do I blame? Hm....Ben and Jerry! It's their fault I got so thirsty, and took a ip of water! Damn you Ben and Jerry!!
Tuesday, July 04, 2006
Fourth of July!
Happy fourth of July everyone. This is me being patriotic! A blog post...There's my patriotism. That, and a few little get-togethers with Father, and his Friends. Lots of fun. I can hear fireworks out my window, and can see them past the snarly tree in my across the way neighbors yard. I hate that tree....Oh well, I wish I had a tree..I had a tree when I was littler, then the people who own the are awhere I live decided it was a hazard, and chopped it down. Did they consult with me first? No! No matter, this day is about how our country became independant.
Anyway, I saw fireworks in person, not through my bedroom window, yesterday, as mentioned in the Mild Confusion post. In a place where Father's freinds live. Anyway, that was alot of fun...What else shall I tell you?
Honestly, I don't know. I suppose I should tell you I saw Da Vinci Code on Sunday. That was a really good movie. I especially liked the parts where there was no sound, due to the lightning storm outside the theatre. No matter...It only happened twice. In the one scene when-girl- Sophia put Robert's tracker in the soap, till a little before the druggy in the park. And once again when they go down into the basement place where Miss Magdaline is supposed to be in the church....
It was a good movie, I give it a 7/10, becuase they skipped a few things... Like how there were two criptexes...and the reason why Sophie didn't talk to her grandfather anymore......Unless I may have missed that part...I dunno, I had to go to the bathroom....I never have to go to the bathroom during movies...But instead of a medium soda, I slip a large with Father, and sat the cup next to me, so every four secondsanother sip of Diet Coke...I'm an addict...I should get on that......
Yeah, so that's my last couple of days. Enjoy the sulfer induced fire sprays everyone!
-In the van on the way to Barnes&Nobles-
Mother:Yeah, my friend goes to that Church.
Me:Uh huh..-chews on bisquit- -spits out gum-
Mother:Yeah, they have a program...Addictions Victorious.
Me:-blank 'wtf' stare-
Mother:I know, that's like..the addictions winning......-
Both:-laughter-
Monday, July 03, 2006
Mild Confusion
Me:Hiya
Hammer:so whats new?
Me:nuffin much
Me:got back from fireworks a couple minutes ago
Hammer:was today the fourth?
Hammer:!!!!!!!!
Me:no, 3rd.......dumbass
Hammer:No, just playing too many video games.
Sunday, July 02, 2006
eBay
Well, it's a weird Al spoof on the backstreet boys' 'I want it that way'....So, the people at eBay decided to use it for a talent show....Personally, I like the guy in the gold shirt......You'll see 'im eventually....
But, what bothers me, is the woman in the front of the stage...I don't think she's wearing any pants......
Hammer, don't not believe me this time...
I've got sun burn!!!!!!
This is why I don't go outside, this is why I don't go and 'sub-bathe'....So, at the party the other day, I followed my little group into the sidewalk, and layed out for a while. I felt my skin kind of..you know, tighten....Yeah, I was baking.....Way to think of that now..A whole day after the incident. Oh well, so now I can feel this hot skin on my shoulders, back and cheeks... When it all clears away, the red, pinky skin, I might have a tan....You never know, one really can't go from sickly pale, to 'sn-kissed' in one painful sunburn...Can they?
This is why I don't go outside, this is why I don't go and 'sub-bathe'....So, at the party the other day, I followed my little group into the sidewalk, and layed out for a while. I felt my skin kind of..you know, tighten....Yeah, I was baking.....Way to think of that now..A whole day after the incident. Oh well, so now I can feel this hot skin on my shoulders, back and cheeks... When it all clears away, the red, pinky skin, I might have a tan....You never know, one really can't go from sickly pale, to 'sn-kissed' in one painful sunburn...Can they?
Saturday, July 01, 2006
Chatty-Box
Look! Scroll all the way down to the bottom of the page! That is for all of you to talk with me...Because I'm so interesting...And stuff like that. You know I am, don't deny it! Anyway, I thought I ought to tell you all that I went 'sun-bathing' today. My deathly-sick pale skin is now...RED! I've told people time, and time again, I don't tan, I burn..I don't sweat I simmer...I'm very copmlex.....As if you all didn't know that already.....Aren't you glad you know me? I'm just so interesting, and talking about myself again...I should stop that.....Oh well.
Went to a par-tae today. A band from Prison played, they're not that bad either...Rise to Fall Again. Catchy name, I like it alot. Where's Your Logic At, and myself had a fight the other night, and we're best friends again. I know you all were so worried that I'd be sucked into a lonely hole of black oblivian, but fear not! I'm good now.
And I do believe I've run out of things to say...So, I'll leave you with my quote....
Quote of the Day:
Sibling: And at the party, I asked Twigg if he had anymore M&Ms, and he said 'No...my dad ate 'em'. And I was like 'Uuhhhh!' And I whined, and then I was like.....What was I like? Oh yeah! 'But at the birthday party they were everywhere! Like..Growing offa trees! M&M Trees! Filled with bowls of the chocolaty goodnesss!!
Me:-blank stare- -looks around the gym-
Went to a par-tae today. A band from Prison played, they're not that bad either...Rise to Fall Again. Catchy name, I like it alot. Where's Your Logic At, and myself had a fight the other night, and we're best friends again. I know you all were so worried that I'd be sucked into a lonely hole of black oblivian, but fear not! I'm good now.
And I do believe I've run out of things to say...So, I'll leave you with my quote....
Sibling: And at the party, I asked Twigg if he had anymore M&Ms, and he said 'No...my dad ate 'em'. And I was like 'Uuhhhh!' And I whined, and then I was like.....What was I like? Oh yeah! 'But at the birthday party they were everywhere! Like..Growing offa trees! M&M Trees! Filled with bowls of the chocolaty goodnesss!!
Me:-blank stare- -looks around the gym-
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