Sorry...

I was out until the cracks of dawn Christmas day, and yesterday I switched my living quarters with that of Sibling's. But hey, guess what! My room is huge now! It went from 9x7 to 23x17.....That gained me.....a bunch of feet on both ends. Did you all think I was going to do the math? Oh, you silly geese, you...How was everyone's Holiday? Mine was wonderful. I got a digital camera...of course, the memory card fills up with only three pictures...I need to finish reading up on those instructions.... ANYway, I should be going now....dinner with GGR. So, I'll leave you with this:

She took all me money, and gave me the slip
Give me some time to blow the man down



-That's from the CD that came with Pirates of the Caribbean 2-

-Good stuff....-

Ta!

Christmas Eve!

OH MY GOSH!


SANTA!!!! Have you all been good little cucumbers? I hope you have....Here's my gift to you!




And yes, there will be another light show, as there was last year, for Christmas...that's your big present. There, I've given it away....

Merry Christmahanakwanzaka!

Oh Holy Night

Yep, you've heard it once, and now you'll hear it again! But this time, from Cartmen, with his own words....and mumbles. Lots of fun there.

Five days until the big Christmas Day!! And other little holidays that I don't celebrate........because they aren't my creed....but those of you who don't celebrate Christmas...enjoy your days and my crappy christmas songs anyway....

^_^

Work for your giftie!!

Alrighty, So I couldn't actually get this in another file, so you're going to need to click the nifty link....


LINK!!!

See, when I said click the link, did you all think I was going to send you to some scrambled mass of letters, numbers, and some dots? Well, you thought wrong, stupid.....

Well, nothing much happened again!

Oh wait, I may've lied...I am pretty sure I did, I've forgotten what happened that was funny. Or...you know, it was probably one of those funny things that's only funny when you're there...And ya'll weren't there, so I'd imagine you wouldn't get it...or you would, and now I'm just not including you.

Regardless, I have 'LINK!!!' up there for you to listen to your christmas song.

Who needs numbers, eh?

Alrighty, Prison this afternoon was quite a litte-SPIDER!

Sorry, there was one of those tiny, itty bity spiders crawling on my thumb as I was typing, and I was momentarilly distracted-SHINY!

No, that time I was being facetious. That means funny, humerous...Alright, the truth? I was lying....But that's alright. You don't mind, do you? Of course you don't, because I've got a song for you, and you know you want to listen...You know you do.

But not before reading this quote...

Quote of the Day
Onyx: Not-Friend-JDub, I'm gonna use a spoon to scoop out your eyeballs and use them in my blood margarita. Would you like to be shaken, or stirred?

Oh yes, that one lasted about half an hour, and then continued a little bit more as I walked to my locker. And I haven't seen Onyx since.

Anyway, now that's you've wet your pants in anticipation, I will deliver you this wonderful creation of music and visual. Take it away my slaves- I mean...elves....my elves.......yes.........

And on the....11th Day...?

The Jereality family got our Christmas tree this evening! It's the shortest one they had....I feel in love with it as I passed it. In fact, I passed it, amongst its super tall brethern, 'aww! I love this one.' Well, we walked around a bit, and then I finally brought the little group back to the midgit tr- Vertically challanged tree, and we bought it. Lots of fun there, I tell you what. So the tree is now 'chillin' in our living room by the front door....It works though, Sibling and I should decorate it tonight..but it'll probably end up being tomorrow or the next day, because Sibling is slow moving, and is lazy sometimes. Oh well.

Oh yes, and my Mother got eye surgery today. She looks - in the shadows- like she's got black eyes. Like, the white part, black. But really, it's red...because there is blood in your eye area....It's just how it is. So, I'll keep you updated on that tidbit of information...

Christmas Specials For You!

I think, for this whole month, I'm going to give you guys, my wonderful, pretty/handsome readers, a little giftie.

Every time I remember to post, I will add a little song to cheer you all up. Tonight, the eigth of December, that song will be 'O Holy Night.'

Enjoy.

_{(or download an mp3.)}

Whoopsie Daisy...and the Weenie's of Hallow

It seems I've left you out in the cold. Here, come into the warmth of Jereality, where you can sit and read....then get forcefully pushed back out into the cold. Well, I'm sorry to say that I haven't posted in a while. I've been involved with some drama...nothing, though, that time won't push out of my way...oh, and school work. Yeah, Prison's got everyone working over time, with no pay. Thesises, tests, monsterous quizzes and the like...It's heinous, I tell you!

As you may not know, Christmas is coming up closely, and all I can think about is what I'm going to be for Halloween next year. I had this amazing idea when I was eating a dyed pizelle. Yes...I dye them...take the dough, and either mix it up in a little dish, or plop it right on the iron, and drip the dye onto the dough. Well, the dye that I don't mix in doesn't actually stain the pizelle, the individual drops, however, do.
So, if ever you eat a dropped-dye pizelle, your teeth, lips and tongue turn whatever color the pizelle was. It's very fun, actually, but some find it gross. I don't understand it....oh well...that's another story. Anyway, while I was eating this magical dessert/snack thing I had an idea....well, it was a couple minutes after I finished said dessert/snack thing...and was looking in the mirror as I tried to brush the dye from my teeth tongue and lips. When I realized, it looked pretty cool. So, I turned off the light and looked at my mouth in the mirror, all black...well, blue...dark blue. Anyway, I was thinking to myself, I should get some fake blood and let it drip from my eyes next year....and eat a pizelle and then wear black clothes....rip 'em up a bit, put the fake blood where the holes and rips are....

But that's a whole year away.....I hope I don't forget.....I'd be sad. I really am a Hallow-Weenie.... ^_^

Quote of the Day:
(Christmas is coming, and Adeste Fidelis comes out of hiding)
Sibling(singing): Adeste Fidelis, na na na na somethin'. Na na, na na so-omthin' da na na ne naaa.Naaa na na-skips back to the beginning) I don't know the words...I barely know the tu-une-
Me: -bursts out laughing-


I honestly found that the funniest thing in my whole day, I don't know why though...I just couldn't stop laughing.....Oh well...It's some good stuff regardless....

RENT and other stuff...

Oh. My. Gosh!

RENT was amazing! I was so excited to be there...and I couldn't stand that I was...I was singing softly along with all the words....Agh, words can not describe how enthralled I was. I laughed, I cried, I laughed some more, I called out panegyrics, I whisteled, clapped like a maniac...Cheered first when Angel came running back out onto the stage...Oh, it was amazing. I loved it. Loved it...

Now onto other matters...

My Prison had a winter social the other night. I went stag, as all good girls and boys should....no prior engagements, or ties that need to be kept....I took tons of pictures, and danced until my feet hurt....three times.The food was good, the tortelli was amazing, and my stuffed shell was merely shell....no 'stuffed', but it was alright..I still soaked up the red sauce with my nifty roll.

Also...

My disease is spreading to those around me now. I do believe I've infected Sibling, and Onyx so far...I can't wait to see how far my little sickness will spread....In better news, I seem to be recouperating rather nicely.

All except for this new headache....which will cause me right now to relieve myself of these computer games...Ta...

Quote of the Day
(You know you've missed these)
(Sibling, GGR and I are in the car)
Radio:Alright drivers, pay close attention to the road. Don't be like this man; (-clip of man asking where fried onions are while he talks on his cell phone about just narrowly avoiding a crash-)
Sibling:That's it drivers, listen to my voice.
-silence-
Sibling:Are you listening? Concentrate on me...Keep your eyes on the road...Are your eyes on the road? Are you paying attention to the things around you? No, you're paying attention to me. Now, turn off your radio, and drive with your full attention!
Me: -laughter-
GGR:Is she still talking?
Me:-harder laughter-

Oh Dear Lord...

I'm sick...Again. I hate getting sick. I always seem to be ill...I'm not a big fan of disease, why does it like me so much? I don't know. But this time, my epigastric region hurts (the center of your chest and down a bit...the end of the sternum(the bone thing)), I've got a runny/stuffy nose, and whenever I swallow it feels like I'm swallowing sandpaper.. Not fun at all....Oh well...
Disease happens...right? Just, the sicknesses like some people better..and I must be one hell of a club for disease to strike this frequently...

I got this really awesome candle the other day....I'm melting it on a melter thing.....so the cat won't walk through the flames...Did I tell you she did that? No? Yeah, she was walking passed my candle, and I smell this stink..I look, and the tips of the flames are licking at her sides... I was like..GAH! YOU DUMBASS BEASTIE!

Don't worry though..the fat protected her...

I'm going to go see RENT tomorrow...I'll tell you all how amazing it was when I get back..It'll be super awesome!

I should get some sleep now...I'll talk to you later...

Stay Healthy!
-Jereality

Advice To Think About

An Eye For An Eye Leaves The Whole World Blind

Thanksgiving....

If you all recall, or don't recall, I may have spoken my thoughts on Thanksgiving....How I think it's strange to celebrate a day when a bunch of pilgrims landed and killed a bunch of people....People can give thanks for families dying over a bit of land... Crazy. Anyway, my Thanksgiving resolution, what I'm thankful for...Native Americans not revolting and kicking our ass. Thank you, and I'm sorry....

Enjoy your pies......

-Jereality

Oh Canada....

Alrighty, this is what happened in Canada.
Please keep your seatbelts on, and seats in the upright and locked positions until Jereality has turned off the Seatbelt sign. Thank you...

~Ding~


November Seventh, 2006
-I woke up at the crack of frickin' dawn, to get on a plain in Philly. Well, Mother didn't think she'd need her birth certificate, just a photo ID. Not true apparantly. Well, for anyone who wants to go on a trip involving a plane, remember to bring your Birth Certificate. We had to have Markis drive it over...Needless to say, we made it on the plane to Toronto.
-We landed in Toronto.... That's Toronto from the plane, I was into pictures...So I took a bunch. Well, we landed in Toronto where we saw a bunch of people wearing little red poppies on their jackets, and shirts. They were for Rememberance Day Lest We Forget it said so on the TV. We went to go eat then, at an Airline Restaurant called the Exchange Cafe`. I had a Fajita Burrito...it was the best burrito I have ever eaten. I totally recommend it.
-Then we went to Terminal D shoot thing 713, and sat for a while. Then, our flight was moved to Terminal D shoot thing 712...which was right next door.Like, one side of the velvet rope was 712, and the other side was 713...It was a pretty easy jump. So, we got on that plane and flew to Quebec.
-We landed, found all of our luggage, and got a rental car. It was an Excursian....or something...Some minivan/soccer mom car. Of course, we should have discovered something was up when the woman said, "I'm sorry, we've only got minivans, are you sure you want one?" We said, "Oh yes!" Yeah, we hoped on that one like a hobo on a ham sandwhich.
-We drove to the hotel, where I learned that the French I took in Highschool didn't help me at all. I could point to things that were written down outside the van, but listening to the French stuff on the radio....Allez Viens... has failed me, yet again! So, we drove down into the parking area, and discovered that it was meant for regular cars...and little SmartCars...NOT Mini vans....
-We parked without fail though, got our stuff out of the van, and went to our room, 307. By then it was around two? Maybe. We decided on an early dinner, and ate the hotel's restaurant, La Serre. Our waitress's name was Suzie. Very nice lady. Made us laugh, and laughed at us. We liked her. Then, we retired to our room, and went to sleep.

November Eighth, 2006
-We woke up at 9 AM...Why? I have no idea, we just did. On the eighth, we took a tour of the city of Quebec. Actually, it was our wander around and explore day. We did just that.
-We changed our money at some exchange place, and then went into the little art shop that was next door. I bought some post cards that I thought were amazing. Some guy painted them, an artist i have deemed as my favorite. He does with paints, what Onyx does with ink. Her little elf people...Yeah, totally remind me of this guy. When I find the post cards, I will put a link to the guy's art, and then show you what card I bought.
-We wondered some more after that, and did a tour of the history of Quebec...Sort of. It was the stuff from the last fifty or so years, and the stuff that archeologists found when they dug some things up. I thought it was interesting, but I didn't have the camera.. So, we left there, and walked through a church, saw some guy's memorial..He was very important, and for the love of me, I can't remember his name. Oh well, I'll find it later. That's the Church.
Then we walked for a long time, and saw a bunch of Frenchy-Quebec children getting out of school, to get on another bus to go to their homes. Then we got lost, and discovered a wax museum. It was pretty amazing. The people looked so life-like...Especially this scary old woman, she was supposed to be the onewho invented some sort of machine.....Scariest thing ever. There was a mirror, and she was looking down, and if you stood at just the right angle, you could picture her head moving and her eyes capturing your soul, leaving your empty shell body to become one with the wax people. Very scary old lady.
-Then we left, and ordered pizza back at the hotel. Yeah Americans! Ordering PIzza in Canadia! Woo!
-All in all, the day was

November Ninth, 2006
-We woke up at nine in the morning again...Still don't know why....But we did. We got dressed, and ate at Le Serre for breakfast with Suzie. Nice lady, we liked her.
-Then we went to the museum...They had a Picasso Gallery...stuff from the Louvre was there, it was pretty awesome. My favrote bits though, was The Unicorn Rooster, and some guy who loved geese...whoe fell in love with a woman who loved geese. Then she died, and he spray painted dead geese on, like, 300 feet of canvas. Every 10x10 foot was a different thing though. One 10x10 would be spreayed with red and black, and have geese, and crow bodies, with nails, and bolts around them, the next would be sprayed with green and black and have geese, and knives, and scissors...anything the guy could grab around his workplace, he'd encorporate into the art. It was an 'Ode-' to some woman. Amazing. Here's some things I took pictures of outside the museum...over a gaurd-rock...

-Then we walked around the whole of old Quebec city. It really did look like Philedelphia.....I didn't understand why, but we did. Then we ate at Portofnio's....Super awesome soup there.....
-Then we walked around, chilled at the hotel for a bit, went swimming in the Pool Area, got cleaned up, went to some corner restaurant, and had the best Cesear Salad in the world, then went to bed.

November Tenth, 2006
-We woke up at 9 o'clock in the morning, and scheuled a tour for that day.
-Well, we got to the tour place, and got ready to begin with Stephanie. She was nice, but frail looking. So, we got the tour of Quebec, and alot of good pictures. I'm only going to show you the best ones, I think...Oh, and most of the pictures I take tend to be on angles, I hope you get used to that...





All of those are the same place. The building is now a hotel where countless famous people have been. 'Mr. Clinton', 'Mr. Kennedy', and a couple movie people.....

Sibling thought this next was was interesting......

She thought 'Mount Carmel' was funny...So I took a picture.....

This next one is awesome....Mother took it.....

That cannon was fired a long time again, and the tree grew around it......the tree is here:
See? There's the nifty tree on the left-hand-side of the picture...... Rue du Corps-De-Garde, that literally translates to Road any Body About Custody, so, have fun with that....
The top one is a hand an a leaf...I don't remember what it's supposed to stand for, but I remember it has to do something with nuns.....
The bottom one is a Jester....It really didn't have any back story..It was just kinda, well...there...


Then there's these guys...




I hope ya'll aren't bored yet.......becuase we've just finished the tenth....

We thought the tour was one hour long...then it prolonged an hour and went to two, so we were all 'oh, it must've been a two hour tour, not a one hour to- what's that? Three hours?!' Yeah..it was super cold on the tenth.

November Eleventh, 2006
-I bet you could guess what time we woke up....Nine o'clock....o alarms, it just sorta happened...
-We drove around alot, all across what I called 'West Egg', but was really called Isle D'Orleans. Very pretty island. We got lost on it.
-Before we got there, however, we went to a Winery, and got two bottles. One for us, and one for Father's friend...the one who drove us, and our crap to the airport. Very tasty wine...
-Next we went to a....Duckery....That was pretty cool...I had some pate on a piece of bread..It tasted like Roast beef, so it wasn't too bad. Then there was this chocolate...it really is best served at room temperature. Made from duck fat, and cocoa...no other fakey-chocolate things.
-Then we drove to the Cheesery...We were dissapointed, and left....
Then we drove to the chocolatery...That was pretty good, but at that point we were tired and annoyed that we couldn't get off out of this little cage of a town. We got 15 pieces of chocolate, which Sibling and I are still eating...
-Then we went to West Egg.......and I took some awesome pictures of grey things...for it was misting that day.....
This is the bridge from Quebec to Isle D'Orleans
That is the nifty waterfull that looks so much bigger on the cartoon map than it does in real life.
This a a picture of a tree, and some water....I thought it was a good shot.....
This one I playfully call 'The Drop'....Well, you can see why...It's a long fall down.....
-And then, we went back to the hotel, and packed......after a final dinner at La Serre

November Twelth, 2006
-Woke up at, HA! Not nine in the morning, you loser! What? Did you think we had a pattern?! No, we woke up at 4:30; psh, wake up at nine..no way.....4:30 AM baby!
-Got rid of our room keys, got in the minivan, drove to the airport, waited without breakfast.....Well, now ,what did we have?yeah, no, we didn't have breakfast....then we got on the plane, and flew to toronto....I have some pictures of sky for you.....
Did you think the clouds stopped at where you couldn't see anymore? Well no way buster brown! Those clouds have more cloud layers above the clouds layers you can see! Look, I've got proof!!
This is just a good shot, see, look, there's the sun....It's so much bigger when you're 13,000 feet above the earth.....
Lookit! The wing! The wing!

And now, we've got ripples...See?

Look at them....

Look at them!!!

And then...We landed in Toronto, and they were all 'Hi, welcome to Tornoto- What? Going to America -heh- Now, get out'
So, we did...And this was our plane to get home....


And then we got him. It was all a bunch of fantasticness.
I had lots of fun in Canada...oh, here's a nifty tid bit too...they had this battle, and lost within twenty minutes....That's less than the length of time a ¹/₂ hour tv show without commercials is....
Now, I'm glad you enjoyed the ride....-heh- Now go home....


You Are Now Free To Fly About The Universe
-Jereality

Alright...I lied.....

Yeap, it's true. I lied to you guys. This is rediculous. I can't just go on waiting for my pictures to be loaded to talk at you! I miss you all too much!

So, we had a 'Peppy Rally' in Prison today....I can honestly tell you some perverted things went through the minds of the entire student body. Get it? NO? It's okay, you'll get it sometime when you're older, I suppose.

So, nothing has really been happening at all. Ugly dog is finally getting better, which is a huge weight off of my mind. She's not limping as badly, and her glaucoma swelling is redcing in size, and turning brown again, which is an improvment. What else is going on...Oh yeah! I'm going to go and see RENT one of these upcoming Thursdays. I don't know what day, the information was stolen from under my nose...but I'll figure it out sometime before then....I hope...

Anyway, that's about it so far.....I'll post again sometime soon, and hopefully get to tell you what I did on my vacation to Canada land!

Enjoy Life,
You Only Get One

-Jereality

Hello Nevada...?

I'm back my wonderful readers! Back from my little vacation away from home in Canada! I suppose you're wondering what exactly I did in the large cold country up north, truth is...I'm going to wait to tell you...that way I can show you the pictures I took at the same time.

So, you must live in mystery at the current moment, until, of course, I get those lovely photos loaded into my computer...which won't be until I can get my hands on an external hard drive for my iTunes....So I can load more stuff into my wonderfully overworked eMac....I know it loves me though....What with all the crashes it keeps away...The mild, and annyoing AirPort crashes are a bit of a bother, but I get over them pretty easily.....

Anyway, now that you know the history of my computer and I, I do believe it is time for me to go hard drive searching. PLus, this new external hard drive will help me...I mean..Sibling and I play The Sims 2 for the eMac....We need a Mega Byte of space...I don't have that....Too many music files........And it'll give me room for pictures....Which, in turn will lead me to post about what I did on my vacation in the great white, cold country up north.

And now that I hve succeeded in repeating myself, and rambling along, I will leave you with this little note:

I have, in fact, seen a rare black Canadian Squirrel

Stay Warm,
-Jereality

On The Road Again...

Alrighty you guys, I'll be gone, like I said the other day from tomorrow until the 12th...Like I've said before this is the perfect time to go and rob my empty house...Good luck....

We decided on Canadia...So, all my readers from Canada...watch out! I'll be the chick looking all confused with the iPod in my ears, looking up..another good time to take my stuff....as I look around all...tourist-y.....


^_6

Well, I should probably go and make sure I packed everything again......Yeah....Good stuff...all my clothes in one big bag....And my studies and such in another all on my bed....My cat is going to hate me by the time I come back. I've left her alone for almost a week and a half....except today and yesterday......when she made a point to ignore me, than follow me around all day. She's such a cutie.....

Alright, I'll be back on the twelth....Ta ta!!

Blaize The Good Ones!

-Jereality

I'm baaaccckkk!

Here, on Jereality, for two days only, I Jereality will be back on stage!

Yep, I'm back, but only for two days, so it's not that big of a waste. If I was home for like..a half of a day then coming home'd be a waste. But, I'm not, so it's not. DId anybody buy the new My Chemical ROmance CD like I instructed? Anyone? Anyone at all? No matter, it's your loss if you didn't. UNless of course, you don't like the band in general. Then, well, my bad.

It was Sibling's birthday yesterday....We did happy birthday in our hotel room...I got her two CDs... Snow Patrol and The Killers. She seemed to be happy with them. We're doing her happy birthdya dinner tonight at Carrabbas...It'll be good, we all like the Italian food stuffs.... Even though we're German.... Oh well...I'm a pasta fanatic. But, I'm getting away from the topic at hand. Sibling's birthday. I also still have to wrap the little Chef Faerie I got her....from the vacation we had a while back, you long term readers might recall the vacation I took with Mother,Sibling, Onyx and The Baron's younger sister. Yeah, that's where I got her the little faerie dude..I gotta go now....Goin' to go to dinner right now...

Lots of fun!

-Jereality

Drinking Nail Polish Remover As I Breathe

I'm going on a bit of a trip today. I don't know when I'm leaving, but I'm going to be going to PA...Amish country....Anyway, I'll be there until Sunday? I'll be driving home on Saturday...Yeah, So, that's that....THought I ought to tell you, so I don't go making you think I've been struck by some sort of vehicle...or run over by a truck, or a train, or eaten by a 'rabied lil beastie' or something along those lines.

Well, I'd better be going now...I'll talk at you all some other day then...Pra'aly when I get back. Oh, and if I didn't tell you yet, buy the new My Chemical Romance CD, The Black PArade. It's really good. LIke..it's super awesometastic and all kinds of stuff like that. Seriously.....buy it.

DO IT! I'll find you if you don't...and force the songs down your-

Sorry...don't know where I was gonna go with that.....Anyway, I have to go right now. Enjoy the music, and your lives...now that you know I'm still alive.... ^_^

Blaize The Good Trails!
-Jereality

Halloween

IT wasn't as big as I thought it'd be. Granted, I was dressed up all nifty. Instead of being the Crow, I was 'a pixie'. I had a bright orange wig, a black netting shirt under an orange one with a cat on the front. A black jacket, a pair of jeans that I had rolled up to my knees, a par of orange and black striped stockings and a pair of black sneaks. Oh yeah...and black eye liner, and a black belt, which pulled everything together.

So, I sat on my step, tossing Scooby Doo fruit snacks into the awaiting bags for all the little children..and the creepy parents with their own little children. It was good, I trick-or-treat-ed from my step. I held out my little candy bowl whenMarkis was outside and said "Markis! Markis! trick or treat! Markis!" He threw a lollipop at me.....and then I got some sort of crsip snack from Little Debbie..from a woman I'm going to call Maria. She's cool....gives out great things for Halloween.

I hope ya'll had a fun time on Halloween...Maybe, if not, next year'll be better...Ya never know.....Wait it out and see, eh?

It was my cousin's birthday today...I forgot to call him...He's seventeen now....He and I were inseperable when we were, like...3 to seven years old....Best friends and stuff.....I remember always calling my cousin the name of the boy who lived behind my grandmother, and vise versa...they'd just stare at me like I was crazy.....I dunno why, I mean orange hair and pale skin get confused easily with super tan and dark brown hair, right?

No Way!

Sibling and I are watching Newsies right now....
It's A Musical.......

Sibling:They sing alot....

Me: -stunned silence-

Awesome Pumpkin!

Why thank you, thank you very much. I thought it was lovely when I picked out the idea from the confines of my mind. It is a freaky scarecrow. That's what's on my Jack-O-Lantern. I call it Seth. My Seth-O-Lantern. Anyway, while I was typing up a bit of History homework...Wait, scratch that, while I was procrastinating on my History homework, typing lyrics of the songs I was listening to on Word, my eyes scanned the box ofOnce Upon a Forest again. And I thought to myself, "Steve..." (that's what I call myself when I'm talking to...myself...) Anyway... "Steve, you should make a list of all the forest/critter movies you need to watch now. And I, Jereality thought that that was a wonderful idea and that I should show all of you my creative listiness writing skills.

Movies I Need To Watch:
Fern Gulley
The Secret of NIMH

Yep, all two.... -sigh- I should really be getting to-oh hey!

How did everyone do with that Daylight Savings time thing? I know I was confused...And this morning was even worse, because I had to travel around the house looking for a clock that had been changed so I could know whether or not it was 7 or eight. I was very confused. But I'm good now, I hope..... -shrug-

Quote of the Day
-While Driving through an intersection-
Father: You can go. -waves car ahead of us- You can wait. -speeds to get in front of another car
Radio: You can waaaiittt
Sibling, Father and I: No way!
-silence-
All: NO WAY!!

Once Upon a Forest

See that little title there? That's a movie title...If you click it, you can see the nifty little homepage the International Movie Data Base has in store for it. Anyway, I've been quoting this one little blurb from the movie for about seventeen months... "Flap your paws and fly like little birdies" It is said by this mean squirrel...I like the mean squirrel...I don't know why, I just do...He's one of those bad ass forest animals that makes it hard for the main three to get what they need...If I'm not mistaken, which I'm not, they need a blue flower to save the cute little raccoon...Michelle. I will type you the little blrub that is on the back of the box...on what the movie is about.

'In this rousing, magical adventure filled with whimsy, laughter, and charm, a host of fun-loving characters takes you on an unforgettable jounrey in a land called Dapplewood. One day, three Furling friends, Abigal the wood mouse, Edgar the mole, and Russell the hedgehog find their tranquil lives greatly disrupted. A chemical spill has destroyed Dapplewood and their young friend Michelle becomes seriously ill from the toxic fumes. Counting on their ingenuity and the skills they learned from their teacher Cornelius, they take off on an exciting, but dangerous journey to find help for their friend. Their wisdom soon pays off and they set about to restore Dapplewood to its original splendor.

That was that...The back of the box. So, the spill was triggered by a broken glass bottle...So, the death and illness and all the bad stuff was triggered by some jackass who couldn't wait to throw away his glass bottle in the nearest recycling bin. See, recycling is important!

It's a very sad movie, and Edgar...you feel really sad for him in the beginning...I'll tell you...Well, before he could go to Furling class, his mother was wrapping a scarf around his neck, and when she was done, he took off. No kiss or anything...and when he comes back from the trip with his teacher, she was gone...He only had her apron...Very sad.....Still, I can't wait until I get to the mean squirrel in the place with the blue/purple flower.

There are songs in it too...It's disney, so, you know there is going to be some sort of music. You know...something catchy to...catch the young bored, quick paced minds of three and four year olds. It's interesting to see a badger sing though....He's cute though...Speaking of cute->good looking....I had a substitute in English today, and my oh my, did he look like Adrian Paul. He's the Highlander...Good stuff, man...Alright, it's dawn on the second day of the chemical spill...I need to watch my movie....Enjoy your lives!

Happy trails,
-Jereality.

It's the 22nd...A Sunday

Yep, nifty title, the date...So, I'm watching The Initiation of Sarah right now of ABC family..It's pretty good, considering how stupid I thought it would be. Um...I forgot what I was going to tell you all! That's not good..Perhaps Onyx is right, I need to go to bed right now...I'll do a better post tomorrow, or Tuesday..When I have something interesting to type...

G'night!

-Jereality

Procrasti-lazy

I have a three to four paper to write. It was assigned to my class Friday...maybe. It's due on Friday, this upcoming Friday...I barely have a thesis statement, and I'm feeling awefully apathetic in a sense I've got no general emotion. So no, I'm not apathetic, I'm indifferent. I also have some History thing that I need to do. An interview with someone who is in a Union....Not too difficult to find someone in a Union. My wrist hurts badly, and I don't know why...Probably because of the desk I'm leaning on...Oh well. I should really type that paper now. ANd I should probably read chapters four and five of the book I'm supposed to be reading for English.

Honestly though, I don't want to. I had sort of a mental health day, and left my little Prison around ten...Went to the doctor's...went to lunch, came home, went to some meeting for Prison 'round seven...It's been a really slow day, and when I finally get around to writing this paper, time will speed right by me. No matter though, I'll get it done before Friday....No worries there, buddies...No worries there....

-Blissfully Lazy,
Jereality

Make-Over!

Alrighty, what with the new School Year and All, and the new season also, I've decided to put on a new skin for the whole of Jereality. I've edited the sidebar to include a couple new links, and a new subject called 'random' or 'other stuff'...Those are mostly for me, but I figure'd I wouldn't want to be greedy and hold out all the wonderful links to google, and such, so...That's why you can see them.

Unfortunatly, I had to get rid of the Chat box at the bottom of the page. It was wasting space.....If anyone wants it back, just comment somewhere and I'll see if I deem you worthy of recruiting another Chat box. And I think that's it thus far in my day...Nothing really exciting or amusing happened today...Well..I lied a little bit....NJSnow's water bottle exploded on our table..soaking my hoodie. Needless to say, I was colder than I had been previously with the water soaking through my sleeve and onto my skin.

Let's see...The last thing you read about me was the CPR for infants. We just took the test today, I think I did pretty good...I have no intention of administering CPR to an infant, or child, but I don't think anyone can really plan on seeing someone choke, right? At least it's good I know what I'm doing that situation, eh?

Alright, I am going to go and either watch a movie, playThe Sims 2 on the PS2, or take a nap. What with the cold weather and all...Cold weather, and dark, and the blue-ness of my room with the lack of sun outside kind of makes me tired....Good luck understanding that my friends, good luck with that...

-Jereality

Come Again?

Alright, I'll give it to you straight...
Today was a funny day!

In CPR, we...Wyoming and I...tested out Infant CPR, and our little bundle of plastic urchin-try's jaw fell off, as did it's plastic rubbery face...Lots of fun there..Not to mention, four of them, that's right, four of those little plastic babies all were stuffed in a duffle bag....You may not find the humor, but I know I do...

In Pre-Calc, there was a mild disturbance of the force outside the classroom...well, outside in general. The birds.....

Pre-Calc
(Excited words are italicized)
-incessant chirping&squawking-
Prof.:What's that noise?
Andy:The Birds...
Dillan: Oh Yeah! Today's the Bird fight out at the pole!

And English, although rather boring at this time, also proved to be amusing....

English
Me:-spells SASS in sign language-
NJSnow:Hey, now I can spell: -spells ASS in sign language-
J Dub: Ssa? Sorry, I'm lysdectic.
Me:-laughter-

In case you were wondering, J Dub isn't dyslectic, I am sometimes...which is why I have to reread anything I write..or say even, before I publish, or hand them in....He's just a funny kid....Yay funny!

Oh My Goodness Gracious

Went to church at 10, finished up at twelve. Sibling, Mother and I came home, and Mother left to the bookstore. And I began to pace around and call 411 for the chinese place across town. Well, while I was pacing, I happened to look out the front door. And how my gosh! What the devil is that across the court?! It's a buzzard! Eating a gigantic rabbit! It is now 12:55, Sunday afternoon...lunch time for the buzzard of my home town...Nummie time...

Onward! To Staples!

Sibling and I went to Staples after dining at Olive Garden with Mother. That wasn't too fun though, dinner. Well, perhaps I should start the day at the begining...

Once upon a time, GGR gave Mother a newspaper with the words 'Book Festival' written across the top. Mother was ecstatic, and waited for the day to come. Little did Mother know that the book festival was more like a book gathering with crappy music inside of a school. So, with downturned smiles we left, and went to dinner.

Arriving at the Garden of Olives, we were sat immidiatly. 'A good start,' Sibling had said. I nodded in agreement, and sat, while she waited for Mother to finish parking. We ordered our food, and most of the noddles were less than al dente...Mother's dinner didn't have the sauce it was supposed to..Nor did it have the spinach. The Spinach was understandable though...So, that's fine. But the sauce lackage? The breadsticks were good though. Got our arteries all clogged and stuff. Very good. The peppers were a bit tough on the teeth though, in the salad. That's all and fine though, I blame Global warming...because it can't call me stupid, and ruin the peppers in the 'frigerator.

Then, we went home, after tipping Mr. Cillian Murphy looking Keanu Reeves sounding waiter Bob $10, of course. So, after Sibling and I got bored, which was only within ten econds of being at home, we decided to go across the street to Staples, and then drop by Sally's again....

We did our usual bonding thing and went into the large red store, and walked down the pen aisle...Because that's why I wanted to go. I have a great need for awesome pens. And, my good friend NJSnow go this set of awesomtabulous pens from Staples, so I needed to get my own...and give him one to replace the one I stole from him...Yay minor theft! So, we were walking down the aisles, and we got a bunch of pens, sticky notes, and some signs to stick on our bedroom doors. Mine is red, and says No Soliciting, Siblings is one of those clocks that says Be Back: and then you spin the number and hour hands to point at an anolog time. Well, we thought that was silly, so we sticky noted 'Whenever' over the 12. So, now, it says Be back at: Whenever-twenty. Lots of fun...And that was my day!

Yay me!

Quote of the Day
(-While walking through the Pens Aisle-)
Me:Lookit all'a those pens!
Sibling:Hey look! One pen! Seventy-six dollars for a pen! It better write by itself!

A Murder of...Halloween?!

Happy October sixth! That means 13 days till Mother's birthday, and a couple more until the end of the month, and Halloween! While playing with make-up Sibling and I bought at the local Sally's, I decided what I wanted to dress up as. A female version of The Crow. Oh yeah, I'll draw all over my face with white, and create spiffy lines with eyeliner, and lip stick, and all kinds of things. Of course, I'll need to repaint my nails black, and get rid of the orange that is on them now.

Well, it's orange and black. In case you're wondering, I'm very into Halloween. I love the dressing up getting candy because long ago the people would dress up to scare spirits of the dead, and such. Awesome history behind the holiday. I'm so excited. I'm sure my posts from here on are going to be a bit more excited, because every second brings me closer to my Crow-like transformation!

We Are The Stories And Deciples Of The Jesus Of Suburbia

Makes for a fun title, doesn't it?

I think it does. Today was Monday. Another begining of the week type of day. It ended badly, with me waking up after 4 and a half hours of sleep to an upset stomach. Onyx thinks it was what I had for lunch on friday, which, is highly possible. I moaned and complained for a good while, until finally we were called to the Auditorium for some announcements. We were surprised to have a guest speaker; one who was claimed to be the best in the whole country. Well, the man walks onto the stage, and begins to talkl...slowly, and took huge breaths after two words. his eyes seemed glazed over, and he kept fumbling with the bottom of his shirt.

All of the student body was silent, wondering what in the name of anything 'best' did they get this man from. Then all of a sudden, he laughs, and says, "Nah, I'm just jokin'. Ya'll thought I was serious though. C'mon, raise your hands, who thought I was serious?" I guarentee you everyone raised their hands. It was fun like that for an hour and a half. Full of laughs. FUnny man that whatever his name was. Fitzhugh....or something. Football player. He spoke to us on our stage. Got us out of one and a half periods. Yay funny man!

Then I completed my day without event; I think, and then stole dahammer's mp3 player...Well, it was a group effort really. Onyx, NJSnow, The Baron, and a few others would secretly pass the once confiscated piece of technology around, and run away...Sort of like an expensive game of keep-away. Lots of fun. And then, I messed around with some computers, and came to my abode, where I sit now, typing to all of my wonderful, dedicated readers. I love you!!


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Enneagram

Pronounced 'any-o-gram'. It's a test of personality. The whole world is placed into these nine groups. The Reformer, The Helper, The Achiever, The Individualit, The Investigator, The Loyalist, The Enthusiast, The Challanger, and finally, The Peacemaker.

I am numbers five, six, and nine. So, that means I'm a mix of The Investigator, The Loyalist, and The Peacemaker. If you all would like to try it out click the title of the page, and it should be able to lead you to the homepage of the site.

And on Test number two, I am The Loyalist. So, I guess that's the one I'll stick with then, eh? Other than that, I've had a pretty uneventful day. I'm just really, really tired. I've been tired for months. Maybe if I was in a coma, and got better, and woke up I wouldn't always feel so tired. And the feeling of strangulation bothers me a little. No matter what I'm wearing, I always feel like I'm strangling myself. When nothing is touching my neck, when my hands around around the collars of my shirts, pulling them away. I'm telling you, it's a symptom of Hypothyroidism. I know that for a fact. Go wikipedia it if you're not sure what I'm talking about.

So yeah, I think I'm going to go now.......sleep, or something.

I'll talk to you all again sometime soon, like, oh, tomorrow?

Sounds like a date

^_^

-Jereality

I saw Blazing Saddles Yesterday...

Good song, SR-71 sings it. It's called Politically Correct. I think you all should buy their CD via iTunes music store. Because...well....It's a good album, that's why.

I remeber something funny happening today while I sat in English with NJSnow, Brown Eyes, and J Dub.....Oh yeah!

Quote of the Day
BrownEyes:Eights also have trouble with compet...comp....
Me:Competance....
J Dub:That's ironic....
-group laughter-

Quick! My Life Depends On It!

Wow, it's Saturday night, and I haven't posted anything for you guys since, what, Wednesday? And even then, I don't remember how funny the last post was...Oh wait, yes I do...It was mildly amusing, yes, it was hysterical at the time, but you know...Things are always funnier in person.
I think you all should know that I'm sick. I've got a head cold. Well, no, I've got a cold...that's what I don't get a head cold, and a chest cold...they're both colds. Just say you have a cold, and leave the symptoms for people who care. Anyway, I am being groomed by my cat. It's a bit annoying when she's craving attention and I'm trying to type to you guys. Of course, she did just fall from my bed behind me, into the chair, flung herself over my shoulder, and procedded to fall off of the keyboard desk. So, I held her for a moment, until she was calm, and gave her a bit of attention. She really likes attention. And all is well now, because she's purring.
And now she's gone. I blame you guys. Probably someone's negetive vibe coming across online...You never know, it could be that, or...it could be because I poked her fat stomach a few times, and then poked the top of her head...and then her nose...oh look! She's back! I knew it was your guys...Anyway, you've gotten me off track again. Oh yeah, I'm sick!
So, I remember Thursday being fun filled, and action packed. What with Prison, and new piano lessons....which were forgotten about...so, I had to reschedule them for 7...The guy who teaches me, Mr. Fleur, he's a funny man....I'll give you some quotes....

Quotes For Thrusday
Mr. Fleur.: Now, which one is C?
Me:This one?
MF:No.
Me:This one?
MF:If you are confident, you will shake my hand, and bet a dollar.
Me:-shakes hand-
MF:You just lost a dollar.
Me:This one?
MF:Yes!
Me:Really?
Mf:No.
Me:This one?
MF:Yes!
Me:-incredulous look-
Mf:Yes, that is C. Now, which one is G?

Ah, good times......
Firday!
Yes, a day dedicated to a tree. Firday....Has a bit of a ring to it...Actually, no, I lied. There is no ring there...But this is for friday. Yes, Friday! Woo!

Friday was fun, Prison was boring....Lunch was amusing though, as seen here: Wyoming's blog..Well, that's more of an exerpt. The whole thing is on both, Wyoming's blog, and Onyx's blog..good luck putting them both in order, and understanding what they mean. Go on, I dare you.
Anyway, the last period of the day is English. In that class, I sit across from NJ Snow, and J Dub. Well, NJ was playing with his calculater, talking about a program he made that s supposed to rate the day you're going to have. Well, that's what the quotes on Wyoming's blog, and Onyx's blog are about. Soon, it became how old you are going to be when you die....Anyway J Dub wanted to see how the program would work, and eventually, the conversation began to spiral into hysteria....

Quote Of Friday
J Dub:NJ, I need to know how long I'll live....
NJ Snow:-fiddles with calculater-
JD:NJ, this is a matter of life and death! I need to know how long I've got!
NJ:Favorite number? Year you were born....
JD:-rattles off numbers-
NJ:Three years....Give or take
JD:NJ! NJ! I need you to prgram a time machine!
Me:-laughter-
JD:Now, seriously. I need to warn myself. Make a time machine program!
Me:-laughter- -pauses- How do I get games on this thing?
NJ:-takes my calculater- -pulls out some wire-
JD:You should clear her memory bank....
Me:-gasp- -looks at NJ-
NJ:-laughs- And then she'd have nothing!
JD:Nope, just a piece of technology!
Me:Don't you dare...
NJ:-laughter- Click!
Me:No way....
JD:Now, about that time machine program....

No worries though, my calculater still adds...all he did was take away some program i created....but it didn't really do anything. When you clicked it, it just said DONE in funky letters...And I wanted it to be gone anyway. Then I went to somewhere fun for dinner....Where did we go...Buca de Beppo's! That' right. No..we didn't....That was some other nigth. Where did we go? Oh right! Famous Dave's! That barbecue place I blogged about a couple months ago.....Well, I probably blogged about it sometime in January, or sometime last year, I dunno, you should check the archives. Then Mother, Sibling, and I dropped Onyx back at her house, because we drug her to dinner with us, and then we went to Blockbuster...and I'm lying to you. We went to blockbuster rightafter dinner, watched Take the Lead, and then dropped Onyx at her house....well, Mother drove Onyx home, while I went to bed. Because I was sicker, and more medicated, and had sleepy eyes.

Today, I finished a paper for English, and did nothing...Wait...That's another lie. I went to PJ Whelihans for dinner tonight with Mother and Sibling. Good food, dark enough for me to be happy, wonderful selection of music. All in all, a good spot. Well, I should be going to bed tonight, to get up in a couple hours.....But no worries! I have a quote for today also!

Quote For Saturday
Onyx:yum...chopsticks...
Me: You're supposed to eat food with them! Not eat them!
Onyx: Damnit! I did it wrong again!!!!! Food on the chopsticks...THEN EAT!

Much Fun...Not!

Well, Onyx and myself went to a meeting that our Education Prison held this evening, and it went very well. It is my first year of the council, and frankly, I believe it will not be my last. The Eldest of the council, I will call them, Order of the Waters...If you know what I'm talking about, give yourself a pat on the back. If not...that's unfortunate. -breaks into song-
You all know the song...you know..the one with the oreo stick....What's it taste like? The inside tastes just like an oreoooo...Anyway, look what you've gone and done, getting me off topic....
Anyway, at this meeting, we were talking about getting to get together with the elderly of our town. Well, Onyx was in the Council last year, and was at said meeting with the Elderly, and here is what she had to say....

Quote of the Day
(All italics will be whispers to myself)
CotW:And we will get together with the elderly at the towers. Where we will have the choir come.
Onyx:Horrible...
CotW:The cheerleaders will come....
Onyx:They sucked...
CotW:And we'll have snacks....
Onyx:Ooh, generic cookies...Yum!
Me:-quiet laughter-

Yes, a very good night. We learned alot about what we are going to do over the year, and it seems that it will be very promising for me to attend, and make sure that I pay attention.....Because....I've forgotten where my train of thought went. Stupid train of thought took my ticket, and sped along the tracks without me. -sings- That's unfortunate!!

Ticks

Yeah, Mother, Sibling and I did a bit of a nature walk on Sunday afternoon....And when we were on our way home, Mother and I realized our ankles, and feet itched awefully bad, so, we pulled into the Acme, where we would get dinner and and went investigate. Well, we found that we had ticks, from our ankles to the tips of our toes. Not dog ticks either, like my 'Ticks Suck' post back in the year of last. Deer ticks, and larvae male deer ticks. So, if you slammed a pencil on a sheet of white paper, the dot you'd get would probably be bigger than the small freckle like bugs that were on our feet. Needless to say, I got four showers that day, and washed my clothes twice...Just in case. Bugs, sure..whatever...Spiders, awesome, lemme watch 'em...Ticks....I will burn them, and spit on their crispy critter bodies.
Oh yes, a fan of ticks, I am not.

Frenchie?!

I had a family party today..that is, after I went to Buca de Beppo's, an Italian family-styled restaurant. Great food, awesome pictures(over 400)...great music... I went with Mother, Sibling, and Onyx. It was a bunch of fun.
Then we hit some mall, bought nothing, and put Onyx back in her abode before we left for my Aunt's house. My Grandparetns are down from the middle of nowhere, and we went to visit them at my Aunt's house. I didn't do much socializing though. I mainly walked around with my cousin. He's about Sibling's age, but completely different. He smokes, he's in some kind of gang...But he's my cousin, and I love 'im.
So, he and I walked around my Aunt's complex from 8:00 to 10:00...four miles. We kept ourselves at a slow pace, and just talked. About nothing really, just kept a random conversation going. Sometimes paranoia, sometimes ADD, sometimes how many girlfriends he's had to where his oldest brother was. Completly random. Of course, I didn't talk about myself though, I was too busy looking around in the dark for some crazed pshyco killer....because I'm a tad bit paranoid myself.
All in all, it was a great trip. I love spending time with the boys. My one aunt, she's got three sons. I will call them John, he's the oldest, Seth, he's the middle, and Larent...he's the youngest...the one I walked with. They're fun to hang out with.
Yep, so, fun was had by myself and Larent....lots of fun..walking through invisible spider webs tendrils....yeah, fun....

Quote of the Day:
Mother:Cierra la puerta(Close the door in Sanish)
Jen(another cousin, around Sibling's age): So, you guys still speak French?
Mother:You're right! She is going to be a model!'All:-laughter-

E.V.I.L!!!

Anyone watch Spongebob Squarepants out there?

Well, in one episode there was an organization that called themselvs E.V.I.L which stood for...
Every
Villain
Is
Lemons

Or, EVIL for short. Well, The Baron, and Dahammer had a breif discussion when all of a sudden SHAZAM!


Yes, those are the same lemons....The Baron took them and drew on them...showing the evil ways of the lemon. Please understand, I wanr you for your safety, please, please don't squeeze a lemon! They know where you live!

Back To School...Parent Day?!

Yep. Read the title...It's pretty self explanitory. All the parents of all the prisoners I share my Prison with come in and meet the instructors of each of our classes. Of course, it'll be crowded, and the freshmen parents won't know heads or tails of where the buildings are with out new renovation thing that happened.
Which is why I was called in to help. It starts at seven, so I need to go and get ready soon. But, ya know, I don't want to go. I was just there four hours prior, and they're bringing me back?! Insane, I tell you.....Insane....

-hums- -Insane in the membrane-


Oh yeah, that's right, I hummed lyrics... 'Cause I am just that awesome.

Shut Up!

Well, it's Wednesday. Every Wednesday night my family goes to dinner with my Father's Mother, GGR, as I've come to call her here. Anyway, we chose some new restaurant that I forget the name of, but it was Italian. And frankly, I love Italian food. The warm feeling I get in an Italian restaurant, and the pasta. Gotta love the pasta. Anyway, we sat at the farthest table in the dining area, and were set behind a large party. I'm guessing 15-20 adults....When we got there, they were tipsy, and loud.
I could barely hear myself think! It really was painful, I'll have you know. To sit, and wait for Lou, Alan, Aaron...Vinnie.... whatever his name was to bring us our order. Well, I couldn't help but listen to their conversation. It went a little something like this...

How's the bread?
He's got every nationality in his blood!
And then he took me to his house, and ohhh, the fun!
Did you sneak it in?
Waahhhhhhh haaaaaa haaaaa <-Like Fran Drescher, and a Terradactyl all in one
Shut Up! <-That was my favorite....pitty it did nothing...
I'm just tipping my chair back now. I'm not even in this conversation.
Undo your tie so I can strangle him with it
This bread is weird

The conversation at our table was several degrees lower in the area of volume, and went a little something like this...

That's rude..being so loud
Uncalled for, really.....
Every nationality, I'm calling you a liar.
Oh for the love of everything, shut up!
These people make my ears burn
Behavior like that should not be tolerated....

Can you feel the general mood of our table? I know I can, but all in all, dinner was great. The food was awesome. I got Shrimp, Scallops, and Crabmeat in a wine butter sauce over penne pasta. It was delicious. And alot of it, so I took some home in a box. And Father used his shirt as a bib...all in all, it was a very good night!

-Jereality

Well, Well, Well....

Well, apparantly, school isn't as interesting as it was last year. Or...maybe it's because I'm just not remembering as much of the funny as I used to...What was I posting about last year that kept me going? I don't even remember. I didn't have a blog in September...Did I? I'm almost positive I started in December....Oh well, all's good, I suppose... Lots of stress, and the like....I've got a test on Anatomy coming up next week, and a Pre-Calc quiz coming up on Friday.
Lots of studying for the Jereality, that's for sure....

I don't want to go back....
But I'm going to let myself color my hair if I get A's, and B's....And if I don't..I'm grounding myself from the computer. So, when report cards come out-I'll be doing a Post on it, don't worry-and I don't post for a while, it's safe to assume I got a C. Yep, that's it so far.

Quote of the Day:
What's One More Cup Of Water When You're Already Drowning?

Yes, it's a bit dramatic, and depressing, but I like it.

September Eleventh

I Just Want To Say Thank You.
To All Of Those Who Risked Themselves For The Cause.
You Will Be Missed; If You're Gone
We Think Of You Everyday

Words To Live By

Be A Skittle In A World Of M&Ms

Fishy Fishy Fishy...

Quote Of Early This Morning/Day:
-A Conversation On My Drinking Habits Of Last Night Over AIM-
Me: And then I took a deep sip of water...and then laughed...
Me: and choked...
The Baron: so in retrospect that isnt a good idea
Me: no
The Baron: when you laugh your supposed to spit the water out at someone in front of you
The Baron: not breathe it in
The Baron: you silly wannabee fish-person

Water In The Lungs

Onyx came over today. She's sleeping over, and at the moment, we're in my room, she's on the main computer, and I'm on the laptop. Of course, we're IMing each other...What? What's with the looks? So what if we're three feet apart....I don't see what your point is, it's my story, let me tell it. Anyway, we were talking, and some how I took a giant sip of water, and she had said something funny. And all of a sudden, I realize I can't swallow, or I'll drown, and I can't spit it out, because I'm in my room.
So, what do I do, you ask? You didn't ask? Well, you should ask. Thank you. I swallowed the water. And drowned. I stood, and coughed for a good seven minutes, with a hand firmly wacking my back, making me cough even more, water coming from my lungs, only to be swallowed again....It wasn't a very fun experience. But then again, at least it wasn't Red Mountain Dew...that little venture burnt my throat.
All in all, I have learned one thing. Don't let Onyx ask if she can poke your cheeks when they are totally filled with water, and you're trying to not laugh.

Life Begins...Again

Well, my classes have started up, and have been going on for a bit, and for the record, I don't like my schedule. I have a study period in the begining of the day. Can I do anything with it? No. Surely I have something to study in that time period...No. By that time, one class has passed, and we don't get any take home work for said class.
But being back in the halls, I start to miss the selection of people, and aquantences I had in my classes last year. And although, I didn't like those students, the teachers, and the few friends I had in the class made it all worth wild. Of course, now I have a group of teachers I don't like, and an Anatomy class where I feel as though I'm being suffocated with nothingness, and everything. Strange, I know, but that's the feeling I get.
It's sort of like an oxymoron...Or, I'm just being a moron, either way, I've got the word in there anyway. I was having a conversation about Oxymorons earlier in my last period English class; of course, this had nothing to do with the topic at hand, which was silent time. But myself, and my tall friend, Njsnow, were talking about censorship in a free society. And we said that was an oxymoron. Censorship in a free society. And that got me into 'Good morning' being an oxymoron, which, as you couldn't have guessed by other 'early-morning' posts, I am not a morning person, rather, a night owl, who can stay up till dawn, and wake up at 6, and be happy.
More honesty for you; I don't want to go back to school. Average student behavior, I know, but it's the point that matters. I just hope my opinions will change by the time the next few weeks pass, because I don't want to go another 180+ more days wallowing in my own self pity to fail through my classes.
That'd be bad.
I'd be sad.
And end up grounding myself from the computer.
Because I do that.

The Things I find At 2:22AM

It's funny, and amazing to watch. Sad though, because they've taken a great soundtrack, and made it techno-ish.

The Last 'Crikey'

And in other news, Steven Irwin has died. That's right, the Crocodile Hunter is gone. He seemed so immortal while 'wrastlin' with the crocks, or sucking out the poison of a rattlesnake that had just bite him.

He was killed in a freak accident in Cairns, police sources said. It is understood he was killed by a sting-ray barb that went through his chest. He was swimming off the Low Isles at Port Douglas filming an underwater documentary and that' is when it occured. Ambulance officers confirmed they attended a reef fatality this morning at Batt Reef off Port Douglas. It is believed Mr Irwin's American-born wife Terri is trekking on Cradle Mountain in Tasmania and has yet to be told of her husband's death. The father of two's Crocodile Hunter program was first broadcast in 1992 and has been shown around the world on cable network Discovery. He has also starred in movies and has developed the Australia Zoo wildlife park, north of Brisbane, which was started by his parents Bob and Lyn Irwin.
Foreign Minister Alexander Downer, who used a photograph of his family at Australia Zoo for his official Christmas card last year, hailed Mr Irwin for his work in promoting Australia.
Mr Irwin was heavily involved in last year's "G'Day LA" campaign. "The minister knew him, was fond of him and was very, very appreciative of all the work he'd done to promote Australia overseas," a spokesman said. The Queensland Ambulance Service (QAS) said a call was received about 11am (AEST) and an emergency services helicopter was flown to the boat on Batt Reef off the coast near Cairns with a doctor and emergency services paramedic on board. Mr Irwin had a puncture wound to the left side of his chest and he was pronounced dead at the scene. The Irwins have two children – a daughter, Bindi Sue Irwin, eight, and a three-year-old son, Robert (Bob) Clarence Irwin.

I believe we should all have a moment of silence now, for one of my childhood heros.

You will be missed, Mr. Irwin, Crocodile Hunter. You will be missed.

Truama.....Truama....

Well, it turns out that my teeth with go back to normal...Because I asked the right people, and my Mother...And she knows all. Yay knowledge! Anyway, yesterday I had Brunch, at a restaurant called Tommy G's. It was expensive, but I liked what I got...even though I don't usually eat breakfast.
I got Banana French Toast. I will tell you how to make it. If you know how to make French Toast already, then you're good! Because I'm only giving ou the begining, and no ingrediant list....-insert evil snicker here-

Take a thick piece of bread, and slice it in half....or take two pieces of bread....Next, take a banana, and slice that in half laterally, and horizontally. then, put the banana between the bread, and make it like a sandwich. Dip it in the nutmeg, milky flour eggbatter wash stuff, and it will sort of...glue....the bread(s) together. Then put it in a pan, and cook it. There you have banana French Toast. It's very tasty.

That was what I had for Brunch. When we came home, Sibling and I walked to WalMart where I got a black shirt...because someone got bleach on mine......and I also got a Green Day hat. Because, if you didn't know already, I love Green Day. And then, Sibling and I played the Sims 2 until midnight. Lots of fun. Lots of laughs....and chinese food.

Quote of the Day
Sibling:-after shaking her head- I have a headache.
Me:Motrin?
Sibling:Nah, it's probably just my head smashing into my skull.
Me:.....what?
Sibling:I mean my head smashing into my brain.
Me:.......Good night, Sibling.....
Sibling:Don't worry, I'll just have a little brain Trauma
-pause-
Sibling:Don't worry, I'll just have a little brain Trauma
Me:-laughter-



Oh, the conversations at 1:11 AM

Teeth Weeds

I think I may've chipped my tooth. On a needle. Now, don't go assuming, like I know you're doing. I'm sewing a pair of pants up, and the thread I use is super long. So, I hold the needle between my teeth. Well, I think I bit down on the needle at some point, because when I was brushing my teeth I noticed that they were not the usual worn down teeth of myself.

So, that got me to thinking about weathering. If my teeth get battered everyday with food and drinks, and the like...candy etc., will they go back to their old shape? Or would they regrow, like stubborn weeds? It bothers me a bit, because I liked how my teeth looked, and I don't like the feeling that I'm missing pieces....because it makes me feel...weird....Weird-er.

Happy Trails!

-Jereality

Skin Caner...And Death...

A Conversation with myself, and Dahammer....

Dahammer: Yeah, i'm soooooo plae
Me:pale?...I think I win that little competition....
Dahammer: We'll see...But hey, this means it will be the two of us who don't get skin cancer
Me: Exactly, that is why I have no problems with staying indoors
Dahammer: Let their skin rot off, we'll still have beatiful skin at 60
Me: Hells yeah!
Dahammer: Which means any free 60 old woman go for me, the only male bachelor at that age who doesn't have skin cancer
Me: -laughter-
Dahammer: So like when i'm 60 i'm gonna be such a chick magnet................lucky me
Me: You don't think you'll have anyone before sixty? That makes me chuckle
Dahammer: -laughter- I'm sure i will
Me: Just in case then, eh?
Dahammer: Anything to make me feel better
Me: -laughter-
Dahammer: Lets hope it doesn't come to that
Me: One can only hope
Dahammer: Just thinking about being 60 and single is just wierd
Me: I can see me being that obnoxious old lady on the corner house with all the cats...and a Beamer sittin' on the front lawn
Dahammer: I could see myself being SUPER fat, and just watching tv after having given up on life
Me: Awww...I'll move next to you.....so you won't get fat and lazy
-silence-
Me: Instead, you'll be running around the whole block, away from me..whilst I try to beat you over the head with your own cane
Dahammer: 'Till i suffer a massive heart attack and die, way to go jereality....
Me: -intense laughter- I'll be at the funeral though
Dahammer: You'd probably go for the food though
Me: laughter- No doubts
Dahammer: i don't know if i'll have food at my funeral
Me:.....(-_-)
Dahammer: Kinda like "if i can't have food then no one can"
Me: -laughter-
Dahammer: So HA in your face!

That was one big quote of the day...Hope you enjoyed it!

Happy Trails

-Jereality

Dreams Do Come True

Of course, they tend to in your dreams...
Gotcha.....

Anyway, today was pretty uneventful. All I did was get some awesome role play time, in which my character, Vane, totallly screwed up the relationship with his darker side...It's very complex and boring, so, I won't annoy you with the details unless you decide to ask. And then I went to dinner, and ate. Because, well, that's what I do ate dinner. I eat. And then, I cam home, and hopped on the computer. It was bad, pieces of screen glass in my foot, plastic everywhere....Then magically, I rewound time, and told myself to not stomp all over my eMac, and then I role played some more! And here I am now, talking to you, or no one...Or someone from somewhere who can't even read what I'm saying, just looking at the pretty letters that, in fact, make up words that I say to myself as I type them. Of course, I say them in my head, because if I was talking to myself, all by myself, with only my cat, I'd be considered weird. I'd be a cat lady....Which....tend to smell an awefully lot like cat pee...And honestly, I'm not a big fan.

Quote of the Day:
-online conversation with Onyx-
Onyx: patience, she loads
Onyx: 33%
Me:?
Onyx: i said PATIENCE, SHE LOADS
Me:-whimpers-
Onyx: FLOOR SUGAR
Me: I don't even know what to say
Onyx: KENNITH
Me: That wouldn't be the first thing that comes to mind....
Onyx: THE GREAT WAR
Me: Nah, not even that

Alrighty....I guess I won't become the crazy cat lady, the role has been given up to the almighty Onyx.

"Are you even awake?"

Well, it all started at 12:32, and I was waiting for 12:34,
but was interupted in my quest by my door opening.
Why, it's dear Sibling, her attention level at 'Bore'.
"Hello, Sibling," I say, turning my chair to see her.
"Na, na, na -something- shower," she says, a look of anger on her face
"What was that?" I ask, wondering if I should draw up some Mace.
"I did not get a shower yet! A full shower yet!" She said, flustered
I looked at her and smiled, but what I got, twas not enough mustered.
"Are you even awake?" I ask, a brow rising
She stared at me for a while, her rage surprising.
She blinked a few times, realizing
Just what exactly was materializing
in the conversation
that will be seen across the nation.
"Yes I'm up! I'm not talking to a foot!" she hisses
I swivel in my chair, hiding a smile she-luckily-misses.
She then turned on her heal,
and stormed from my room,
the whole incident rather surreal.
"What did you say about a shower?" I call
"Nevermind!" she snaps, leaning on the wall.
"Good night then," I respond, watching her close her door
the bottom plasticness just scraping the floor.
I just smile, and close my door,
Happy, that it is not open any more.



Yeah, so she came in my room, asking about a shower. It's midnight, and she's talking about a shower? Who votes she was asleep? I know I sure do...

Funny Things, And Maybe More!

Well, yesterday, mother, sibling and I went to a book signing of Suzanne Brockman. I think I may've spelled her name wrong, but that's okay. Anyway, it took us an hour or so to get there, and on the way, we played two 'car-games'. One, the Alphabet game, and the other, the License plate game.

The Alphabet Game
The object of the game is to find all of the letters of the alphabet in order on signs, and things like that as you drive. But, the catch is you have to take the letters from the beginging of the word or tag you read it off of. Nor can the object be in the car at the time you need the letter. (*Note* It is unwise to throw varied 'letters' out of the windows to bypass this rule)
Also, you cannot pick an object starting with the letter you are on. Example: You are on the letter 'B' and you see a billboard. You cannot call that letter because the object starts with a 'B', nor can you use 'grass' for 'G'. You must see the actual word on something outside of the car.
If you see a letter that you rarely see in the real world on the outside of your car you may 'Bank' it. If you see a 'Q', and trust me, 'Q's are difficult to find, as are 'W's and 'J's, you can bank it and save it for later. Banking a letter gives you the pleasure of having to skip that letter when you come to it in the Alphabet. Mind you, you can only bank 3 letters, so choose wisely.

The License Plate Game
This game is reletivly simple. Almost every license plate starts with three letters. Each person in the car must think up a phrase with three words, according with the letters. For instance if JFR was the plate, you could say 'Jereality Frickin' Rocks', or something like that. Or ILM, you could say 'I Love Me' or 'I Love Mom', should she be in the car, and you need 'suck-up' points. Very easy game. But, the phrase needs to make sense...if JFR is the tag, you can't say 'Jelly Fridge Rabbit'...That makes no at all....And that's it!

Well, we got Mother's book signed, and then we went clothes shopping with GGR. I got four pairs of jeans, and four shirts. And socks, which I like, oh, and a belt! Yeah for 'Back-To-School' Shopping!

Quotes of the Day
-On The Way To Book Signing-
-License Plate Game-
KLE
Mother:Kick Lights Engaged!
Me:Killing Little Elephants
Sibling:Keep Laughing...Eggs!
-----------
-after Shopping with GGR-
-Online Conversation; speaking of what I got-
Me:Yeah, 4 shirts, 4 jeans, a belt....
Onyx: Cool
Me:Oh! And I got skull socks!
Onyx:.....I believe those are called hats
Me:-laughter-

I Was Wrong

Well, I thought in the shower this morning, that because my hair was short, I'd have less of a chance of getting shampoo in my eyes. Well, I was wrong, especially since most of my hair comes down to eye level. So, as the shampoo begins to drip from my hair, it finds its way into my eyes. And it burns, and makes my eyes sting. It's awefully obnoxious...

Quote of The Day
-while reading New Moon-
Me: 5'4"?! She's so short! -pause; looks toward Onyx-
Wait, how tall're you?
Onyx: 5'3"....
Me:She's so short!!
Onyx:Thanks buddy....

S'different

I got my hair cut the other day.

It's short now. It used to be a little past my shoulders, I could tie it in a ponytail, and everything would be fine. And now, I had the brilliant idea of something new. By hair barely reaches the base of my neck. Granted...I have a long neck for my family, but still. No ponytails, no 'keep-it-straight'. Nope, but guess what!

No, you're wrong....

You're always wrong, why do I even bother asking these 'guess' questions?!

My hair doesn't wave anymore! It used to do this obnoxious wave right after it passed my jawbone, but now, it doesn't even reach my jawbone! Happy day!

I got a book the other day. New Moon...by Stephenie Meyer. It's really good. ALthough, Onyx and I had the book pegged when I was on the seventh chapter, and she was on the twelth. She got a headstart on the first chapter...because my computer hates me.
I think you all should read it. Well, after you read Twilight, of course, because that came before New Moon...and if you read out of order, I'd be upset with you. And you wouldn't like me when I get upset. I get all big, and green, and start talking with aweful grammar.....It's bad, really, it is.

Happy Trails....
-Jereality

Mysterious Blank Postie!

Pirates of the Caribbean:Dead Man's Chest

Yeah, I saw it again with Father. Well, mother, and Sibling were there also, but Father had never seen it. So, we took him to see it.
And it was good.

That's what I did all day. I woke up around 1:30, ate lunch from Wawa, went back to my cubby-hole of a room, and watched Psych, and Kyle XY. Two shows I frequently watch every week. The first one has two hot characters, Sean, and Gus. Sean s a fake detective who has fake psychic connections to each and everyone of the cases he comes across....because his father taught him to catch very small details, and remember them. The Kyle one....I don't know what that's about...Some kid doesn't know who is is, and tries to figure it out. He's super smart, and can solve any math problem thrown at him...Not a very good basis for a tv show, and the kid playing Kyle sort of creeps me out, but hey, it's something to watch.


Quote of the Day:
-after waiting a good five minutes to watch the extra scene at the end of PoTC:DMC-
Father:That's what I waited for?!
Mother, Sibling and I:-laughter-
Mother and I:And that's what we waited for!

Today....What did I do again?

Oh yeah!

I slept over Onyx's house last night after a birthday party for 'Pookie'. That was fun, I got her a poster for Walk the line, some socks; as is my thing, and a FlipFlop necklace....I don't understand the popularity of the little flip flops dangling from your neck thing, but hey, she seemed to like it.
Not only did she like the presents, I liked her face as she trid to get passed all of the tape I used to wrap said presents. ^_^ I have a tendancy to overuse tape for presents....And it makes me smile.
What else?
Oh yeah, we (Onyx, and I) stayed up until 3 something watching Hitchiker's GUide to the Galaxy. Funny movie, and we played Prince of Persia...Which is a good game, but there is this one point where we have to spin some levers around, and the guy who is telling us what to do has a serious British accent....and he's in Persia....It just made us laugh.

Come to think of it...everything made us laguh at 3 in the morning...

And when we tried to go to sleep, there was this huge arguement over what color Po, and Tinky Winky were...You know...The Tellletubies......

I won.....

Makes me wonder why I remember such things.....

I Spy...

Guess what I've just gone and done?




No, you're wrong..Why're you always wrong?

Bad guesser, I suppse...
Anyway!
I've given myself a 'Statcounter', from www.statcounter.com, that way I can see how many hits I get each day...So far..I'm up to one...and that one was forced...because I wouldn't leave 'Where'syourLogicAt' alone. -cheesy grin-

So, I hope you enjoy my invisible counter, I know enjoys you!!

^.-

Random Me Quote:
I'm thinking that Taco Bell should come with 'anti-soak-your-desk' cups......rather than the ones they've got now

My Couple Days...In An Odd Colored Nutshell

Alrighty, so, Onyx came over my house the other day, and we did 'fun things'. Which, if you didn't know what it meant, means driving to pick up some things for my aunt, and going over to Popeye's for a three piece chicken tender meal, and 3 bisquits. You know, those little rolls are up there with Red Lobster's. They don't even need butter! ANyway, we ate our chicken, and drove to my aunt's house, where we had a little cookout type thing.
It was a bunch of fun...and then we left.
Then, Onyx and I went to sleep around 2-ish, and woke up at noon-ish.....And then we destroyed two of Father's shirts to make purses...Still a bunch of fun! And then we stopped, watched the rest of Lord Of The Rings:Return Of The King, and then had dinner...Chicken Parm...It was rather tasty. And hen we did the dishes, and got ice cream! Onyx got Phish Food, and I got Fossil Fuel...Shocker there, right? But I'm starting to like the Phish one....to the point I got it last week, and returned to my normal ice cream of choice this week....Because the marshmellow, and carmel inside Phish Food don't eat well with a fork......
And then!
We talked..Until three-ish in the morning, and then I went and slept sort of on and off until 2...in the afternoon....Then I made oodles of noodles..for myself, and Sibling.....and then she complained about them being "too hot" with the hot sauce. Well, if didn't want it spicy, she shouldn'tve asked me to make them for her. And then...I came up here to tell you all what happened the past two days! Because I am a nice person.....when I am all by myself..... -cheesy grin-


Quote of the Day:
Father:Which one was yours, Fossil Fuel, or Phish Food?
Me:Fossil Fuel.....
Father:Okay, -walks into living room, Phish Food in hand- What?
Me:-brows raise-
Father:She's gone, right?
Me:-laughter-

Babysitting.....

Have I ever told you guys how much I loved children??
I did? I lied........

I babysat last night, after having no internet connection at all...So I was running of sleep, and the Sims 2 as my entertainment that day. And then Sibling and I went to the house that we were to be sitting at. It's a nice house, I like it alot. Although, the uninvited house guest was rather unnerving. The mother of little.....John, has a brother, who we will call Jason. (I'm on a J-name basis today, folks..deal with it) So, Jason was there at the begining , when she and I first got there..and then he left. No problems.
Well, John and I played in the backyard, on the swings...had a good time throwing various balls onto the bottom of the pool....The kiddy kind, made of plastic, you need to dump it and refill it every time you want to use it..You know the ones...It was upside down, and in the perfect shape to bounce things back to you. So, John and I threw things at it. Lots of fun. Well, when we returned, I look in the chair to my immidiate right when I exit the little 'play room' that you have to enter to get into the house, I see Jason's head. I look over to Sibling, who instantly turns sheepish as I signal her over. John sits down to watch the Baby Einstein: Neighborhood Animals. 'He just came in!' she says to me. Gre-eeaa-tt. Nice, so now we're all alone with some 23 year old nit wit. Granted, he took John's mind of of not having his own mother and father. But all in all, it bothered me he was there. I mean, yeah, he didn't look like a threat, and I was pinning down weak points the whole time he was there, but still...he made me nervous.
So, I had Sibling call the parents around 7:30, he had come in at 7:15, and tell them. They weren't thrilled that he came, but that was okay by me. They said he had said he wasn't coming back, but his plans changed or something. I don't know, all I was listening to was the radio. I happened to like and know the song that was on, and having someone apologize to me for something they had no conrol over sort of bothers me. So, I sort of ignored it. It was all good in the end though, because she was happy, baby was happy, and Sibling and I are $20 richer....

Happy Trails!
-Jereality

News To Me...

Quote of Last Night
GGR: You always pick the most expensive thing.....
You're a disgrace!
Me:-intense laughter-

Whoopsies!

I blame me for my lack of postage as of late...Actually, I blame.....the cat.
Yes, I blame the cat..The stray that is now roaming my backyard...It is an escapee from the house across the way, and I believe it needs to be picked up by the ASPCA, or brought back into the house so it can no longer mew us into the waking hours of the day, whilst we have not sept a wink the whole night.
I also have this sickly strange feeling in my stomach right now, and it's not appreciated. My tongue feels like it did when I was dehydrated, but I don't thim I am...And I've got this wicked head ache that is trying to make me die. But lo! I refuse! I will not sucumb to headache pain! I think...I better not.
Anyway, Father wakes up in....four more hours...and then I will be waken up an hour after that, at 8....Then Mother and I will drop Sibling off at Learning Space, and Mother and I will read at our Barnes and Nobles.

Quote of the Day:
-sort of tired-
-has just killed a mosquito-
Me:I Just Squished My Own Blood!!!

.;:Whoops,somethin' nifty:;.

I forgot to tell you! When I was on vacation, I got dehydrated! To the point my tongue turned black. Don't worry though, if you ever wake up with a black, thick feeling tongue, brush your teeth really well, and drink lots of water. S'how it goes away. Would you like to know how I remembered that tid-bit of information? Well, it's because Father, Mother, Suzita, Marcus and I went to Ocean City today! We walked the boardwalk in cape may though. We drove around alot, it was fun. Lots of unfortunate things though..outfits, bodies...combos...Very scary...

I guess because it's the boardwalk people feel they can walk around half naked...

.:'Oh dear....':.

I had a post, but it disappeared! I was already to click 'Publish Post', and the transaction thing went through, and all of a sudden, Bam! It was gone...Very strange....

..:Fancy Title:..

Yep, that was it..My fancy title. I think I'll try out these fancy titles for a week, to figure out if I like them or not...You all shall see the wonders of my fanciful titles for six more days! Lucky!

Anyway, I think Father thinks I broke the laptop....I dunno why, I couldn't get on the internet...So, I left it where it was, and went on my merry way.....Oh well, Markis can probably fix it...He's a computer genius! So, I finally saw a movie called The Rundown. It's got The Rock, and some other little white guy, and some chick. I don't know who, really, but I know that I like the little white guy...What's his name....Seann William Scott! I knew I'd remember, and the girl was...Rosario Dawson...Yes, I once read a story where the girl's name was Rosario..insisted upon being called Rose...Oh well. Anyway, it was a funny movie...I think you should watch it. Made me laugh...Especcially after The Rock, and Seann ate this green fruit, and the monkey came...That was funny...Rock sounded like my cousin Stephan, actually...He's a wack-job, my cousin Stephan....Oh well....

Yep, I think you should watch The Rundown, it was funny....

I Will Never Forget...

See, I came back, I told you all I wouldn't forget about you! So, my little vacation went super duper.....My favorite part was, um....I'm going to say the whole thing, and mini golf.....Because it was fun...And, and, and!!! I got a double wick candle! It's SO cool! So, I'm lighting them in intervals of some kind..When one seems shorter than the other, I blow it out, and light the other side. It's genius really... I always new I was clever.
So, the first day we got there, we checked in, got changed into bathing suits, and hit the ocean! Onyx taught me how to body surf...Which was new to me, because you cannot surf in a bedroom....As far as I'm concerned anyway. So, I forgot to tell you who I went with. It was Mother, Sibling, her friend..Baron's li'l sis, who I will call....tennis chick...or TC for short. So, it was Mother, sibling, TC, myself, and Onyx.Lots of fun. Two days was at the ocean, both of those nights were spent on the boardwalk. On night number one, Onyx, Mother, and I were walking side by side, eating our Kohr ice cream, when all of a sudden, someone from the railing yells out 'Lesbian Threesome!' We ignore them for a few steps and all of a sudden Mother grabs my butt, and punches the air. Myself and mother burst into laugter as we walk, and continue to make our own jokes as we get to the van.
The third day, we went to Smithville. It's a small shopping village...with soaps, and christmas stores, and kitchen stores, and toy stores, and candle stores, and a halloween store...And a great place to eat...I forget what it's called, but it was some tasty food. After Smithville, we went and chilled at the hotel, where we had a great time playing Chocolat-opoly....can you sense the sarcasm? I wanted a nap....But no, I played a monopoly spin-off instead. But whatever, I feel that I won anyway. That was good...that I won...I love winning....But that's not the moral of this story, no is it? No, it's not. So, that night, we ate at Menz Restaurant. Good food, crab cakes were really good, and the New England Clam Chowder was out of this world! I was mildly concerned of the mental health of one of the people who worked there though...Oh well...Later that night, we left, and played mini-golf.
It was pretty spontanious, we were about to pass it, Mother looked at the clock. It read 8:30-ish. 'Who wants to go mini-golf' 'Yes!' Sibling goes. And then we execute one of the most dangerous turns I've ever been in, and pull into the mini-golf place. We play a rousing 18 holes, where-in TC gets her ball sucked up into the filter of a pond, I get struck in the back of the legs with another groups ball, and I get second place. Par was 54, Sibling got 47, and I got 56....+2 isn't all that bad though, so I gave myself some 'kudos' on that one.
And that's it. that was my vacation. It was lots of fun.


And yesturday, and today, I played Inu Yasha:The Secret of the Cursed Mask, on the PS2. What? Don't give me that look...I happen to like the show, and frankly, killing a bunch of puffy 3D demons really helps one to vent.....Of course, leveling up the characters is an added bonus....