Sorry...

I was out until the cracks of dawn Christmas day, and yesterday I switched my living quarters with that of Sibling's. But hey, guess what! My room is huge now! It went from 9x7 to 23x17.....That gained me.....a bunch of feet on both ends. Did you all think I was going to do the math? Oh, you silly geese, you...How was everyone's Holiday? Mine was wonderful. I got a digital camera...of course, the memory card fills up with only three pictures...I need to finish reading up on those instructions.... ANYway, I should be going now....dinner with GGR. So, I'll leave you with this:

She took all me money, and gave me the slip
Give me some time to blow the man down



-That's from the CD that came with Pirates of the Caribbean 2-

-Good stuff....-

Ta!

Christmas Eve!

OH MY GOSH!


SANTA!!!! Have you all been good little cucumbers? I hope you have....Here's my gift to you!




And yes, there will be another light show, as there was last year, for Christmas...that's your big present. There, I've given it away....

Merry Christmahanakwanzaka!

Oh Holy Night

Yep, you've heard it once, and now you'll hear it again! But this time, from Cartmen, with his own words....and mumbles. Lots of fun there.

Five days until the big Christmas Day!! And other little holidays that I don't celebrate........because they aren't my creed....but those of you who don't celebrate Christmas...enjoy your days and my crappy christmas songs anyway....

^_^

Work for your giftie!!

Alrighty, So I couldn't actually get this in another file, so you're going to need to click the nifty link....


LINK!!!

See, when I said click the link, did you all think I was going to send you to some scrambled mass of letters, numbers, and some dots? Well, you thought wrong, stupid.....

Well, nothing much happened again!

Oh wait, I may've lied...I am pretty sure I did, I've forgotten what happened that was funny. Or...you know, it was probably one of those funny things that's only funny when you're there...And ya'll weren't there, so I'd imagine you wouldn't get it...or you would, and now I'm just not including you.

Regardless, I have 'LINK!!!' up there for you to listen to your christmas song.

Who needs numbers, eh?

Alrighty, Prison this afternoon was quite a litte-SPIDER!

Sorry, there was one of those tiny, itty bity spiders crawling on my thumb as I was typing, and I was momentarilly distracted-SHINY!

No, that time I was being facetious. That means funny, humerous...Alright, the truth? I was lying....But that's alright. You don't mind, do you? Of course you don't, because I've got a song for you, and you know you want to listen...You know you do.

But not before reading this quote...

Quote of the Day
Onyx: Not-Friend-JDub, I'm gonna use a spoon to scoop out your eyeballs and use them in my blood margarita. Would you like to be shaken, or stirred?

Oh yes, that one lasted about half an hour, and then continued a little bit more as I walked to my locker. And I haven't seen Onyx since.

Anyway, now that's you've wet your pants in anticipation, I will deliver you this wonderful creation of music and visual. Take it away my slaves- I mean...elves....my elves.......yes.........

And on the....11th Day...?

The Jereality family got our Christmas tree this evening! It's the shortest one they had....I feel in love with it as I passed it. In fact, I passed it, amongst its super tall brethern, 'aww! I love this one.' Well, we walked around a bit, and then I finally brought the little group back to the midgit tr- Vertically challanged tree, and we bought it. Lots of fun there, I tell you what. So the tree is now 'chillin' in our living room by the front door....It works though, Sibling and I should decorate it tonight..but it'll probably end up being tomorrow or the next day, because Sibling is slow moving, and is lazy sometimes. Oh well.

Oh yes, and my Mother got eye surgery today. She looks - in the shadows- like she's got black eyes. Like, the white part, black. But really, it's red...because there is blood in your eye area....It's just how it is. So, I'll keep you updated on that tidbit of information...

Christmas Specials For You!

I think, for this whole month, I'm going to give you guys, my wonderful, pretty/handsome readers, a little giftie.

Every time I remember to post, I will add a little song to cheer you all up. Tonight, the eigth of December, that song will be 'O Holy Night.'

Enjoy.

_{(or download an mp3.)}

Whoopsie Daisy...and the Weenie's of Hallow

It seems I've left you out in the cold. Here, come into the warmth of Jereality, where you can sit and read....then get forcefully pushed back out into the cold. Well, I'm sorry to say that I haven't posted in a while. I've been involved with some drama...nothing, though, that time won't push out of my way...oh, and school work. Yeah, Prison's got everyone working over time, with no pay. Thesises, tests, monsterous quizzes and the like...It's heinous, I tell you!

As you may not know, Christmas is coming up closely, and all I can think about is what I'm going to be for Halloween next year. I had this amazing idea when I was eating a dyed pizelle. Yes...I dye them...take the dough, and either mix it up in a little dish, or plop it right on the iron, and drip the dye onto the dough. Well, the dye that I don't mix in doesn't actually stain the pizelle, the individual drops, however, do.
So, if ever you eat a dropped-dye pizelle, your teeth, lips and tongue turn whatever color the pizelle was. It's very fun, actually, but some find it gross. I don't understand it....oh well...that's another story. Anyway, while I was eating this magical dessert/snack thing I had an idea....well, it was a couple minutes after I finished said dessert/snack thing...and was looking in the mirror as I tried to brush the dye from my teeth tongue and lips. When I realized, it looked pretty cool. So, I turned off the light and looked at my mouth in the mirror, all black...well, blue...dark blue. Anyway, I was thinking to myself, I should get some fake blood and let it drip from my eyes next year....and eat a pizelle and then wear black clothes....rip 'em up a bit, put the fake blood where the holes and rips are....

But that's a whole year away.....I hope I don't forget.....I'd be sad. I really am a Hallow-Weenie.... ^_^

Quote of the Day:
(Christmas is coming, and Adeste Fidelis comes out of hiding)
Sibling(singing): Adeste Fidelis, na na na na somethin'. Na na, na na so-omthin' da na na ne naaa.Naaa na na-skips back to the beginning) I don't know the words...I barely know the tu-une-
Me: -bursts out laughing-


I honestly found that the funniest thing in my whole day, I don't know why though...I just couldn't stop laughing.....Oh well...It's some good stuff regardless....

RENT and other stuff...

Oh. My. Gosh!

RENT was amazing! I was so excited to be there...and I couldn't stand that I was...I was singing softly along with all the words....Agh, words can not describe how enthralled I was. I laughed, I cried, I laughed some more, I called out panegyrics, I whisteled, clapped like a maniac...Cheered first when Angel came running back out onto the stage...Oh, it was amazing. I loved it. Loved it...

Now onto other matters...

My Prison had a winter social the other night. I went stag, as all good girls and boys should....no prior engagements, or ties that need to be kept....I took tons of pictures, and danced until my feet hurt....three times.The food was good, the tortelli was amazing, and my stuffed shell was merely shell....no 'stuffed', but it was alright..I still soaked up the red sauce with my nifty roll.

Also...

My disease is spreading to those around me now. I do believe I've infected Sibling, and Onyx so far...I can't wait to see how far my little sickness will spread....In better news, I seem to be recouperating rather nicely.

All except for this new headache....which will cause me right now to relieve myself of these computer games...Ta...

Quote of the Day
(You know you've missed these)
(Sibling, GGR and I are in the car)
Radio:Alright drivers, pay close attention to the road. Don't be like this man; (-clip of man asking where fried onions are while he talks on his cell phone about just narrowly avoiding a crash-)
Sibling:That's it drivers, listen to my voice.
-silence-
Sibling:Are you listening? Concentrate on me...Keep your eyes on the road...Are your eyes on the road? Are you paying attention to the things around you? No, you're paying attention to me. Now, turn off your radio, and drive with your full attention!
Me: -laughter-
GGR:Is she still talking?
Me:-harder laughter-