No Way!

Sibling and I are watching Newsies right now....
It's A Musical.......

Sibling:They sing alot....

Me: -stunned silence-

Awesome Pumpkin!

Why thank you, thank you very much. I thought it was lovely when I picked out the idea from the confines of my mind. It is a freaky scarecrow. That's what's on my Jack-O-Lantern. I call it Seth. My Seth-O-Lantern. Anyway, while I was typing up a bit of History homework...Wait, scratch that, while I was procrastinating on my History homework, typing lyrics of the songs I was listening to on Word, my eyes scanned the box ofOnce Upon a Forest again. And I thought to myself, "Steve..." (that's what I call myself when I'm talking to...myself...) Anyway... "Steve, you should make a list of all the forest/critter movies you need to watch now. And I, Jereality thought that that was a wonderful idea and that I should show all of you my creative listiness writing skills.

Movies I Need To Watch:
Fern Gulley
The Secret of NIMH

Yep, all two.... -sigh- I should really be getting to-oh hey!

How did everyone do with that Daylight Savings time thing? I know I was confused...And this morning was even worse, because I had to travel around the house looking for a clock that had been changed so I could know whether or not it was 7 or eight. I was very confused. But I'm good now, I hope..... -shrug-

Quote of the Day
-While Driving through an intersection-
Father: You can go. -waves car ahead of us- You can wait. -speeds to get in front of another car
Radio: You can waaaiittt
Sibling, Father and I: No way!
-silence-
All: NO WAY!!

Once Upon a Forest

See that little title there? That's a movie title...If you click it, you can see the nifty little homepage the International Movie Data Base has in store for it. Anyway, I've been quoting this one little blurb from the movie for about seventeen months... "Flap your paws and fly like little birdies" It is said by this mean squirrel...I like the mean squirrel...I don't know why, I just do...He's one of those bad ass forest animals that makes it hard for the main three to get what they need...If I'm not mistaken, which I'm not, they need a blue flower to save the cute little raccoon...Michelle. I will type you the little blrub that is on the back of the box...on what the movie is about.

'In this rousing, magical adventure filled with whimsy, laughter, and charm, a host of fun-loving characters takes you on an unforgettable jounrey in a land called Dapplewood. One day, three Furling friends, Abigal the wood mouse, Edgar the mole, and Russell the hedgehog find their tranquil lives greatly disrupted. A chemical spill has destroyed Dapplewood and their young friend Michelle becomes seriously ill from the toxic fumes. Counting on their ingenuity and the skills they learned from their teacher Cornelius, they take off on an exciting, but dangerous journey to find help for their friend. Their wisdom soon pays off and they set about to restore Dapplewood to its original splendor.

That was that...The back of the box. So, the spill was triggered by a broken glass bottle...So, the death and illness and all the bad stuff was triggered by some jackass who couldn't wait to throw away his glass bottle in the nearest recycling bin. See, recycling is important!

It's a very sad movie, and Edgar...you feel really sad for him in the beginning...I'll tell you...Well, before he could go to Furling class, his mother was wrapping a scarf around his neck, and when she was done, he took off. No kiss or anything...and when he comes back from the trip with his teacher, she was gone...He only had her apron...Very sad.....Still, I can't wait until I get to the mean squirrel in the place with the blue/purple flower.

There are songs in it too...It's disney, so, you know there is going to be some sort of music. You know...something catchy to...catch the young bored, quick paced minds of three and four year olds. It's interesting to see a badger sing though....He's cute though...Speaking of cute->good looking....I had a substitute in English today, and my oh my, did he look like Adrian Paul. He's the Highlander...Good stuff, man...Alright, it's dawn on the second day of the chemical spill...I need to watch my movie....Enjoy your lives!

Happy trails,
-Jereality.

It's the 22nd...A Sunday

Yep, nifty title, the date...So, I'm watching The Initiation of Sarah right now of ABC family..It's pretty good, considering how stupid I thought it would be. Um...I forgot what I was going to tell you all! That's not good..Perhaps Onyx is right, I need to go to bed right now...I'll do a better post tomorrow, or Tuesday..When I have something interesting to type...

G'night!

-Jereality

Procrasti-lazy

I have a three to four paper to write. It was assigned to my class Friday...maybe. It's due on Friday, this upcoming Friday...I barely have a thesis statement, and I'm feeling awefully apathetic in a sense I've got no general emotion. So no, I'm not apathetic, I'm indifferent. I also have some History thing that I need to do. An interview with someone who is in a Union....Not too difficult to find someone in a Union. My wrist hurts badly, and I don't know why...Probably because of the desk I'm leaning on...Oh well. I should really type that paper now. ANd I should probably read chapters four and five of the book I'm supposed to be reading for English.

Honestly though, I don't want to. I had sort of a mental health day, and left my little Prison around ten...Went to the doctor's...went to lunch, came home, went to some meeting for Prison 'round seven...It's been a really slow day, and when I finally get around to writing this paper, time will speed right by me. No matter though, I'll get it done before Friday....No worries there, buddies...No worries there....

-Blissfully Lazy,
Jereality

Make-Over!

Alrighty, what with the new School Year and All, and the new season also, I've decided to put on a new skin for the whole of Jereality. I've edited the sidebar to include a couple new links, and a new subject called 'random' or 'other stuff'...Those are mostly for me, but I figure'd I wouldn't want to be greedy and hold out all the wonderful links to google, and such, so...That's why you can see them.

Unfortunatly, I had to get rid of the Chat box at the bottom of the page. It was wasting space.....If anyone wants it back, just comment somewhere and I'll see if I deem you worthy of recruiting another Chat box. And I think that's it thus far in my day...Nothing really exciting or amusing happened today...Well..I lied a little bit....NJSnow's water bottle exploded on our table..soaking my hoodie. Needless to say, I was colder than I had been previously with the water soaking through my sleeve and onto my skin.

Let's see...The last thing you read about me was the CPR for infants. We just took the test today, I think I did pretty good...I have no intention of administering CPR to an infant, or child, but I don't think anyone can really plan on seeing someone choke, right? At least it's good I know what I'm doing that situation, eh?

Alright, I am going to go and either watch a movie, playThe Sims 2 on the PS2, or take a nap. What with the cold weather and all...Cold weather, and dark, and the blue-ness of my room with the lack of sun outside kind of makes me tired....Good luck understanding that my friends, good luck with that...

-Jereality

Come Again?

Alright, I'll give it to you straight...
Today was a funny day!

In CPR, we...Wyoming and I...tested out Infant CPR, and our little bundle of plastic urchin-try's jaw fell off, as did it's plastic rubbery face...Lots of fun there..Not to mention, four of them, that's right, four of those little plastic babies all were stuffed in a duffle bag....You may not find the humor, but I know I do...

In Pre-Calc, there was a mild disturbance of the force outside the classroom...well, outside in general. The birds.....

Pre-Calc
(Excited words are italicized)
-incessant chirping&squawking-
Prof.:What's that noise?
Andy:The Birds...
Dillan: Oh Yeah! Today's the Bird fight out at the pole!

And English, although rather boring at this time, also proved to be amusing....

English
Me:-spells SASS in sign language-
NJSnow:Hey, now I can spell: -spells ASS in sign language-
J Dub: Ssa? Sorry, I'm lysdectic.
Me:-laughter-

In case you were wondering, J Dub isn't dyslectic, I am sometimes...which is why I have to reread anything I write..or say even, before I publish, or hand them in....He's just a funny kid....Yay funny!

Oh My Goodness Gracious

Went to church at 10, finished up at twelve. Sibling, Mother and I came home, and Mother left to the bookstore. And I began to pace around and call 411 for the chinese place across town. Well, while I was pacing, I happened to look out the front door. And how my gosh! What the devil is that across the court?! It's a buzzard! Eating a gigantic rabbit! It is now 12:55, Sunday afternoon...lunch time for the buzzard of my home town...Nummie time...

Onward! To Staples!

Sibling and I went to Staples after dining at Olive Garden with Mother. That wasn't too fun though, dinner. Well, perhaps I should start the day at the begining...

Once upon a time, GGR gave Mother a newspaper with the words 'Book Festival' written across the top. Mother was ecstatic, and waited for the day to come. Little did Mother know that the book festival was more like a book gathering with crappy music inside of a school. So, with downturned smiles we left, and went to dinner.

Arriving at the Garden of Olives, we were sat immidiatly. 'A good start,' Sibling had said. I nodded in agreement, and sat, while she waited for Mother to finish parking. We ordered our food, and most of the noddles were less than al dente...Mother's dinner didn't have the sauce it was supposed to..Nor did it have the spinach. The Spinach was understandable though...So, that's fine. But the sauce lackage? The breadsticks were good though. Got our arteries all clogged and stuff. Very good. The peppers were a bit tough on the teeth though, in the salad. That's all and fine though, I blame Global warming...because it can't call me stupid, and ruin the peppers in the 'frigerator.

Then, we went home, after tipping Mr. Cillian Murphy looking Keanu Reeves sounding waiter Bob $10, of course. So, after Sibling and I got bored, which was only within ten econds of being at home, we decided to go across the street to Staples, and then drop by Sally's again....

We did our usual bonding thing and went into the large red store, and walked down the pen aisle...Because that's why I wanted to go. I have a great need for awesome pens. And, my good friend NJSnow go this set of awesomtabulous pens from Staples, so I needed to get my own...and give him one to replace the one I stole from him...Yay minor theft! So, we were walking down the aisles, and we got a bunch of pens, sticky notes, and some signs to stick on our bedroom doors. Mine is red, and says No Soliciting, Siblings is one of those clocks that says Be Back: and then you spin the number and hour hands to point at an anolog time. Well, we thought that was silly, so we sticky noted 'Whenever' over the 12. So, now, it says Be back at: Whenever-twenty. Lots of fun...And that was my day!

Yay me!

Quote of the Day
(-While walking through the Pens Aisle-)
Me:Lookit all'a those pens!
Sibling:Hey look! One pen! Seventy-six dollars for a pen! It better write by itself!

A Murder of...Halloween?!

Happy October sixth! That means 13 days till Mother's birthday, and a couple more until the end of the month, and Halloween! While playing with make-up Sibling and I bought at the local Sally's, I decided what I wanted to dress up as. A female version of The Crow. Oh yeah, I'll draw all over my face with white, and create spiffy lines with eyeliner, and lip stick, and all kinds of things. Of course, I'll need to repaint my nails black, and get rid of the orange that is on them now.

Well, it's orange and black. In case you're wondering, I'm very into Halloween. I love the dressing up getting candy because long ago the people would dress up to scare spirits of the dead, and such. Awesome history behind the holiday. I'm so excited. I'm sure my posts from here on are going to be a bit more excited, because every second brings me closer to my Crow-like transformation!

We Are The Stories And Deciples Of The Jesus Of Suburbia

Makes for a fun title, doesn't it?

I think it does. Today was Monday. Another begining of the week type of day. It ended badly, with me waking up after 4 and a half hours of sleep to an upset stomach. Onyx thinks it was what I had for lunch on friday, which, is highly possible. I moaned and complained for a good while, until finally we were called to the Auditorium for some announcements. We were surprised to have a guest speaker; one who was claimed to be the best in the whole country. Well, the man walks onto the stage, and begins to talkl...slowly, and took huge breaths after two words. his eyes seemed glazed over, and he kept fumbling with the bottom of his shirt.

All of the student body was silent, wondering what in the name of anything 'best' did they get this man from. Then all of a sudden, he laughs, and says, "Nah, I'm just jokin'. Ya'll thought I was serious though. C'mon, raise your hands, who thought I was serious?" I guarentee you everyone raised their hands. It was fun like that for an hour and a half. Full of laughs. FUnny man that whatever his name was. Fitzhugh....or something. Football player. He spoke to us on our stage. Got us out of one and a half periods. Yay funny man!

Then I completed my day without event; I think, and then stole dahammer's mp3 player...Well, it was a group effort really. Onyx, NJSnow, The Baron, and a few others would secretly pass the once confiscated piece of technology around, and run away...Sort of like an expensive game of keep-away. Lots of fun. And then, I messed around with some computers, and came to my abode, where I sit now, typing to all of my wonderful, dedicated readers. I love you!!


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