Commercial Break

We interupt the telling of The VCR Chronicles for this bit of amazing news.

There is going to be a lunar Eclipse tonight! thought you'd all like to know....



Okay, those're the times and wat the moon'll look like, so...it looks like this sucker is for those of you on the West Coast, seeing as it'll be 6:30 or something (my time) when it disappears completely. Unless, of course, I've done my math wrong, which is highly possible. Anyway, I need to go find my camera....I'm going to go totally 'tourist' on this silly moon....

Hope ya catch it!
-Jereality

The VCR Chronicles:The Beginning

Alright, so now it's more of a Saga, as we still do not have a VCR/DVD player for me.

Once upon a time, in a room not so far away from this one, I lived happily. Of course, the lack of space was beginning to get to me, and I was becomming almost claustrophobic with the amount of crap I keep stored and saved. Call me a magpie - it's cool, I hear it more than you'd know. So, I traded rooms with my Sibling. The transfer went well, moving both of our rooms into the other room only took one day, and situating everything else, only a few hours. It wasn't until I lay down on my bed to relax did I become aware of the double-remote-situation.

Well, I went to my Supervising Officer, and kindly requested a change of televisions, as the one I had was a one-remote kind of guy. Well, my proposal of television switching was dashed away, so I was forced to be content with my two-timing television. Of course, it wasn't long after the switch did I realize that the DVD/VCR player was peculiar. It could not time-tape anything, for it lacked the general knowledge. No problems, we can just time tape from a different television - problem solved, yes?

Sort of...A few months after that, while rewinding, a strange whining clicking noise reached my ears. So, naturally I suspect the VCR. I stop the box, and hit eject, only to have the tape stop just out of my reach. With my nasty habit of trying to get what I want, I took the nearest pair of scissors and a needle, and pried the tape out, only to realize that the actual tape - the film was pulled out of its plastic shell. Not good, I remember thinking. So, I left if be for a while after I removed the tape.

Weeks passed, and I forgot about it, remembering only when I tried to rewind another tape and the VCR shut off completely, and began blinking a little red light. I put in the complaint to my Superiors and they took a gander at it for a breif moment, insisting I'd get a new one eventually....

Eventually will come, I tell you....The VCR Chronicles:Red, White and Yellow....S-Cord?...coming soon....

May Your VCR's Do What They're Told,
-Jereality
^_6

Yay Sitting!

Hello!
It feels like forever since I posted last for you. Remember the days where I used to post every single day? Do ya? I wonder what happened...I guess I got busy, or something. Anyway, I have news. I have a blister on the bottom of my foot...on my hee - under that thick skin...yeah. That hurts really badly. And I want to lop off both of my feet from the ankle down because the blisters hurt....and I might have mad razer burn on my legs - ouch! Of course, I discovered it as I was putting lotion on it...so it burned even worse. And then, I realized, as I was walking - hobbling - around my abode, that I could practically feel my hip bones and my leg bone rubbing against each other. Kind of grating, and causing shivers to go up my spine...It makes my brain hurt.

Ah yes...I thought it'd be a lovely idea for a walk....five miles away...and then take several detours...and then walk back - through said detours..which gave me blisters, and shin splints. I should've just ran around the park twice. No harm in a little run. No, a 10mph walk gives me blisters that make me anti-anything-below-the-ankle....Way to go, Jereality, way to go. Next time, guys, warn me. Go 'hey..last time it didn't turn out too well when you did that...Nope, you should just go back to sleep....your place of learning is coming up soon, so, just ge the sleep while you can.'

Yeah....a warning....

Next Blog Post: The VCR Chronicals

May you always have more Mac than Cheese,
-Jereality
^_6

.It's Official.

Well, it is...I've officially seen every episode of Hercules:The Legendary Jounerys ever created. I'm not going to lie, no, I teared up at the end. The last official episode was called Hercules, Tramps and Theives, and the last scene, Autolocus (The King of Theives...although, now he plays Sam Axe on Burn Notice) and Hercules are in some dance club establishment, and the theif has reformed and he says something to the affect of 'well, I guess this is goodbye', and Hercules looks at him, takes a deep breath, claps him on the back and says 'not really good bye...more like 'see ya later' '. They smile to each other, Auto looks back at the dancing, Herc walks out, stops in the doorway, and looks back to smile and walks away. Very sad, to me. Very sad.

But, I figured I'd tell you that the wonderful Bruce Campbell is on tv again. Sam Axe, my favorite character in Burn Notice (linked above)....you should watch it. It's about a spy who gets disowned by the US Governement...I.E, 'Burned'...and he used his Special Ops training to help other people who're in trouble, while, at the same time, looking for the guy who had him black listed/burned/disowned. It's pretty good....Although, Jeffrey Donovan's voice gets on my nerves so badly. I get over it though, because it's got a bunch of humor...and Bruce Campbell. Yep. that's pretty much the reason I watch the show...to see Bruce. Good job Bruce, you've got a viewer....
^_6

Quote....
Hercules: Don't you care about the needs of the people?
Autolycus: Of course I care about the needs of the people... I happen to be one of them.
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Autolycus: Gadzooks, if I were a woman I'd kiss myself!
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Autolycus: I hate to break it to you, big guy, you've got harpies.

Ah, good times...gewd times...

Have a good night, and remember...once you've got harpies, you can't get rid of 'em...
-little Hercules humor right there....-
-Jereality

My Weekend...

Have any of you ever played Oblivion? Hm? It's the game afterMorrowind...or something... I don't know, but let me tell you, it's pretty freakin' addicting! My God, I never imagined that I'd end up playing a game I loved so much. I could probably plaay it for hours. And you know what sucks about that? I don't own an X Box 360...which happens to be the only system the game plays on...That, and I don't own the game.

I went to Onyx's house this weekend, where I discovered the wonderful game. In the game, I'm a Bretan, named Keiran...I have a bounty on my head because I have a nasty clepto habit, I kill people, and break into houses. What sucks though, is that I collect things..and the character can only hold 200 pounds worth of stuff, and at one point I was sixty pounds over the limit becasue I had gotten some kind of gift. I don't know, but I strongly recommend the game to anyone who enjoys the dark, and long hours in front of the tv set.

Also, during my stay at Onyx's house, I listened to a band called t.A.T.u. . They're pretty amazing. They're Russian, so the best songs are in Russian...they have English translations, but it's not the same. Something missing from them, and it makes me go 'where's the Russian lyrics?'. So that's what I'm listening to right now. Youtube.com is very convinient when one doesn't own the music one wishes to listen to. Yay youtube!

I had lots of good times over at Onyx's abode, and then at Wyoming's abode, which we went to both nights after a happy jaunt to our Wawa. Soda, and coffee...except for that time I got a milkshake...and ended up spitting it at Onyx when she insisted it was empty. That, my friends, was hysterical. Ah, yes...I also got hit in the mouth with a hacky sack...mid sentence. I can tell you, grass seed, dirt, and bits of grass...not tasty.

I came back to my house after two days of those fun times, and finished Eclipse by Stephenie Meyer, who I'm sure I've raved about before. The website is easy enough, StephenieMeyer.Com, it's just her name with a nifty dot com at the end. When I publish a book, my website will still be Jereality, I think. It's nifty, and easy, and rolls off the tongue. Say it with me now, 'Jereality'...ah, very nice.

Oh! I also saw Blood Diamond...Oh my gosh, I strongly recommend this too. It was amazing. So amazing, in fact, I added it to my 'List Of Movies I Want On DVD' list. I like to say that list's name for the fun of it...You can say it all you want, you can even use it..knock your socks off...just watch this movie. I like it a lot...It's amazing. And Leo DiCaprio's African Accent is amazing in the movie. It takes a couple seconds to catch onto, but after those breif moments of 'wtf?'-ness, you go, 'wow...that's hot', regardless of your gender. Any accent that isn't your own seems to enchant. Don't worry though, your secrets are safe with me. Mine, however, are plastered on this website...But I'm the one who puts them there, so I guess they aren't really meant to be secrets. Whatever...I'm going to go now...sleep, or something... NIghty night!

Quote Of The Day:
-talking of youtube spoofs, and videos-
Onyx: I really like the Blood Diamond spoof...
Wyoming&Myself: (O_o) Eh?
Onyx:Oh yeah, it's out there. A bunch of English guys runnin' around going
"My name is Archer! A-R-C-H-E-R!...Fuck!"
Wyoming&Myself: -laughter-
All: " 'My name is Archer! A-R-C-H-E-R!...' "
Onyx:Fuck...
Wyoming:...Fuck
Me: Fuck!
All: -laughter-

This is what happens when you play cards, and speak of amazing things....You should try it...


Whatever your choice in Muffin, enjoy,
-Jereality

The Bourne Ultimatum

Well, today I woke up and cleaned the bathroom...Actually..I woke up and turned out to be furious. And then I got over it, had a meatball sandwich and watched Hercules:The Legendary Journeys. Just so you know, I won't stop mentioning it until I finish up the series....which, by my own standards is a couuple more weeks. Anyway, at around 6 o'clock, my family and I left for an adventure. Of course, that adventure was a pre-determined trip to the movies. Well, needless to say, I was excited because we were going to go and seeThe Bourne Ultimatum...

Well, I just got back recently, and boy, can I tell you it was the best of the three! I loved it...and now must add it to the movies I want on DVD list...you know, before I forget.....Alright, so anyway - the movie. The camera technique was a little too fast, so those of you who get motion sickness, I recommend some Dramamine or something before you watch it. I won't tell you what happens in the movie, but the ending is amazing! I was sitting in my chair going 'No way! Not possible!' and then 'Yes! Ah ha ha!'...of course, that was in my mind, otherwise I would've gotten stared at....because no one likes to be interupted after a dive.

So, I will now leave you with a few parting notes:

-Using door knobs is for wusses. Jason Bourne is so intense that he breaks down every door he comes across.
-Car chases are alot more fun when you're running away in a stolen cop car
-Fighting hand to hand against someone with a book, while you've got assassin training will end up with you dead in a shower.... -c'mon, that was a given....it was midway through the movie....can't kill the main character before the movies over...that'd be lame...-



Remember to hold onto the seatbelts during your car crashes,
-Jereality

Neko Kitty

Well, I've added somthing for you all to do when you come to my blog...You all can have a litte cat chase after your pointers as you read what I've written! That's right! Up ther ein the top left hand corner of the page is a little cat...at the moment, he's red and purple. Just click on 'im, and move your mouse...and when you get tired of him following you around, click him again, and he'll go back to his corner.

Want a little Neko Kitty? Well, double click him, and it'll bring you to a page with a selection of like...eighteen different 'skins' of Neko Kitty's....They're bundles of fun....^_6

Shyeahs!

Day Two of Jace's homelife with me..and now he has a fake plant to hide in....He's such a happy little fishie!

Nighty Night,
-Jereality

Fishy! And The Omen

Wow, it has been quite some time since I last updated for you. Well, not much has happened since the 18^th...just some boring sleeping...and tv-watching...I made it through to the fifth season of Hercules:The Legendary Journeys the other day, and still, it makes me smile. The Hercules character reminds me of Father, and that's why I think of Dear ol' Dad when I watch it. Anyway, we have our free Netflix still coming to us for another four months, or something, and the other day we received our movie. The Omen...the remake. It, um, well...it wasn't quite what I expected. It didn't scare me, and I was only startled when the two men were in the graveyard and a couple dogs popped on-screen, out of nowhere.

I guess maybe I'm desensitized, or something...I dunno, people said they were scared and all kinds of stuff when it first came out...After watching it, all I could do was sigh, take it out of my DVD player, and go downstairs to watch the rest of Drake and Josh:Really Big Shrimp...which ended up to be fairly amusing. Good times...sittin' in the dark, eating cake and watching tv. It's really the most amazing cake...anyone could make it...if they knew the ingrediants and such. And I won't tell you, so live in darkness...I will tell you this, though, it requires 26 ounces of chocolate, sugar, eggs and milk. Yeppers.

Anyway, I got a Betta Fish today! I was so excited, and I still am thrilled. Long ago, Onyx got a Betta fish, and has been saying she'd get me one. And I got one! He is so pretty...I'm going to put some picture in here for you guys to see. Once they all load, I mean...otherwise, I'm at a loss for words. So, he's red, and blue and purpley...and he likes to lay on the colorful stones on the bottom....He's a lot of fun to stare at, because he stares right back at you. Lots of fun.

This is what he looks like! He's so perdy!


This is what he looks like when I take away all the colors except for red...

This is what he looks like when I do the same thing, but with blue...


I loves my Betta Fish, Jace. He's pretty. Do you agree? You should...He's so pretty, he's perdier than you!



Don't be jealous...You have thumbs.

Just Keep Swimming!

-Jereality; ^_6