Thursday, March 15, 2007

So dizzy...

Oh my gosh! I haven't posted since the sixth! that's terrible! I should have my wrists slapped. I feel so neglectful, and I think I know why. You see, Blogger, the site that hosts the page you now reside, has broken from its 'beta' shell, and morphed itself into a rather strange butterfly. In this case, butterflies are my enemy. No one suspects the butterfly...It's methods now confuse me, what with its need for a Gmail account, and a login that I can barely remember, but have no fear, I will remember! It just so happens that on this occasion, I was lucky enough to. -insert victory tagline here-

So, the past week went by quickly, and I'm sure several funny things happened, in which I will probably mention in a later post about recalling something. I don't really know, you'll all see...we all will see, even I, for I forget what I type even after I type it. What? Exactly.

I will now start with Yesterday in my raving this post. Yesterday morning, I went to breakfast with nine others who I like to call 'The Posse'. Now, for all of you who might read that as 'poss', it's not. It sounds like 'poss-y'...Anyway. I was sat with my posse, ate breakfast, and made ure everyone on the east end of the table had everyone elses cell numbers. It was a bunch o' fun. Then we went to the Learn-A-Torium, where I learned nothing, and retained little knowledge of what was supposed to be discussed. No matter. It's all cool. I don't really remember what happened after that, I think I tuned the day out. I do that sometimes, just tune thing out. Gets me through the really long days.

ANyway, yesterday flew by quickly, and without incident...I think. And today, I downloaded a song called the Hamster Dance. Well, I listened to that sucker for a good hour, the volume all the way up on my computer upstairs, as I was dancing in my living room downstairs. Well, I danced...in circles, holding my cat. Don't worry, I let her go on her merry way after five minutes of 'dancing'.

Well, Sibling had to go somewhere with GGR, and when she went outside, I had to stop and say good bye out our screen window thing. All of a sudden she goes, 'Do they know they left their toy out here?' I look, and sure enough, Markis&Suzette's dog's toy is laying in the middle of our yards. So, me, thinking that I'm a pretty capable walker, as I've been doing the action for over 15 years, makes sense, right? Well, I got out the door, and tear across the lawn, bend down and grab the toy, like I belong in the Olympics, truely graceful, my socked feet hit the conrete, and I can feel my balance shift to my head, which is out of my center balance.

it seems like all is lost, and I'm going to collapse and break all of my teeth on cement steps and metal benches, when good ol' right leg shhots out from nowhere, and propels me back to my own home, and into the house. It's like I wasn't even in control of my body, an 'out-of-body-experience'. It was scary, watching me almost fall and break my face, only to spin out of my mind's control. Very scary. Then, I came up to my room, and changed the song immediately, after, of course, sending it to Onyx...Can't be the only one to expirience this vertigo...

And with that, I leave you to your own devices....oh, and this very old quote of the day...

Quote of Some Days Ago:

Me:don't like Delaware, do you?
Onyx:no
the entire state, is a highway
with litter and chain fences with pitbulls humping each other
THAT is delaware to me
Me:......
Onyx:Floridia? A tropical delaware
with humping flamingos
Me:HA!
-laughter-
jersey is dirty..with humping people....
Onyx:lol
but the fences are picket
that makes us classy


Ain't that the truth?

And now I leave you with these wise words:

MOON BABIES!

-Jereality

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