The Unborn...

...should have been born and developed into a decent movie before being put into theaters. But first, a story.

On the night of January 16th, at 7:00 pm, Sibling, Liz, Father and I were sitting in theater number seven. 7:03, previews. "Who wants to come with me to get snacks and stuff?" So, Father and I went to the candy counter that is in the hallway of the theater, ordered our two diet cokes, one sprite and one cherry coke along with our two medium popcorns. As we leave the line, a repetitive buzz fills the air, and a constant blinking on the walls indicate the fire alarm going off. "Please exit the movie theater calmly and quickly."

"What? Are you serious?"

The entire movie-goer populace was confused and asking the same questions. However, most of us just meandered back into our respective theaters and waited for the previews. Eventually, we were all ushered out of the entire cineplex and my party waited in the van and watched the goings-on of the people inside while also watching the angry movie-goers cram themselves into traffic. Very entertaining. At 7:49 we left the now empty parking lot, annoyed and slightly amused at the people who had been around us.

This evening of January 17th at 7:00, Sibling, Liz, Father and I found ourselves in theater number seven. We got through the previews, and then we got through the movie...

The movie itself was terrible. The only good thing in that movie was Cam Gigandet. He was fantastic. Also, he's so pretty to look at.

The kid who plays the unborn child is creepy to look at in glimspe scenes, but the longer he's on screen, the more used to him you get. All in all, the movie was horrible. Absolutely terrible. I was told it was a "shit in your pants" movie. It's not. It was comedic, if anything... Funny that they tried so hard to make it a horror movie. The adventure from yesterday was more entertaining.

Ah, well... Perhaps when I go and check out Marley and Me it'll be better... I've heard good things so far....

^_6;; Jereality