Father's Day Shoppin'

Alrighty, Father's Day tomorrow! Who's ready! We are! As of thirty minutes ago! Just got back from the mall wih Sibling, and Mother...

We went out for a father's day present, and spent over three hundred dollars! Forty of which we used on Father.....Is that bad? Mother, Sibling and I got tickets to go to the movies...We saw The Lake House. It was very cute...although one shouldn't bring intelectuals to see it should they delve into the topic of how the movie is impossible should she give any information. I'm not giving any spoilers away, but I will tell you all I had the whole movie plotted out in my mind the second the movie started.
Before the movie, we went to the Olive Garden....Had the Tour of Italy.....Always a tasty treat..Then a Black Tie Mouse Cake for desert...And then the movies....And then we went home for a second, and then went to the mall. I got two shirts, and a pair of sleep-pants....a coffee drink....Sibling got a few shirts, a pair of pants, as well as Mother...Oh, and we got Father two-three shirts, and two pairs of shorts..Happy Father's Day, Daddy!

But I shall recap for you......Nay, I will give you some facts that Mother and Sibling, and myself did after the movies.....Fun stuff, it was. Anyway, in the abadoned parking lot of Bradless or whatever the building once was... Mother let me drive the van around. Lots of fun that was, apparantly, I can park rather well, I can back up..that's called 'Reverse' But don't worry, don't barracade your children and loved ones indoors, and off of the sidewalks just yet...I didn't go above 14 mph, so you're all safe....As long as you're out of the parking lots.... -insert evil grin here-

After that, during our excursion in the Mall, well, during our wait in the line of Sears Mother, Sibling, lady waiting to be scanned, and I listened to a rather unattractive man mutter on about boxes....here's how it went....

Unattractive Man:Do you have boxes?
Frightened Clerk Teen:No, we've only got them during the Christmasy season.
Unattractive Man:Well, I need a box. I can't just give the shirt in a bag. I need a box.
Frightened Clerk Teen:Sir, I-
Unattractive Man:I need a box, you can't give a present in a box. This is a department store, they're suposed to have boxes.
Me:-stares at tall stack of colorful gift boxes-
Unattractive Man continues:I need a white gift box...You know what, you know what? I need a refund. I have to walk, all the way to Penny's now, they're a real department store, they've got boxes.
Frightened Clerk Teen:-gives refund- Next.
Unnatractive Man:-walks away, leaving his gay shirt behind on the counter.
Mother:Do you have white gift boxes?
Frightened Clerk Teen:-blank stare-

Lovely story, eh? I thought so..........

-Ta,
Jereality

Yay Nature&Stupid Ideas!!![/sarcasm]

Alrighty, so, I volenteered to walk Sibling home from Prison, I was off today...So, I decide to leave my abode at 11 _AM to make it there by 12....Well, since she and I walked from the Ice Cream Shack yesturday, I had a blister on each heel...So, I decided to wear flip-flops. Lovely invention for the summer. Well, I'm walking down 'Scare-Away' road, and I realize I'm more than ³/₄ of the way there...So, I then decided to flip flop my way down Seller's street.....up and down...Easy walk in my flip flops. I stopped occasionally to ix my foot in the left flop, but other then that I went at a less than leisurly pace around The 'Bon.
It was very peaceful on my walk, which made me wish I had a good camera to take pictures of what I saw, while listening to the soft sounds of birds, and wind through the leaves. I took all the nature in under a large tree in front of somebody's house, seriously contemplating knocking on their door and telling them how lovely I thought their tree was...But I didn't, and I continued my walk. My foot kinda hurts... I thought to myself as I came upon Prison, nearing the 12 o'clock mark. Not a problem, I sat down across from the school, and waited for her to exit.
It was all fun and games; went to WaWa, got myself one of the milkshakes from the machine.....Sang along with Jason Mraz, Drowning Pool, and Green Day with Sibling, Book-Sock Feet, and The Baron's little sister. The two other kiddies left, leaving Sibling and I.....when I come to the realization I've been walking for over three hours in flip flops. I sat on the small wall of a Church, and look between my big toe, and the 'pointer' toe......I swear to you, I saw a whole other universe...A place where death regns, and skin is un-needed! That's right...BLISTER! The foot that hurt alot during the walk wasn't the problem though, that blister hadn't popped, nor had it tore the skin around it...The Deciever, I'm calling it, my right foot....IT BURNS! I'm telling you, never, never walk three miles in flip flops. I had to ask Sibling to switch shoes with me...
And she did, after I mumbled 'Shit' under my breath after I saw the universe.....She mumbled too, and gave me her shoes...I gave her the cursed flip flops, and we continued our way to the Acme....
Once done, we crossed Nichols Kid, and went home, to our abode where I type this to you now. I sit quietly, and unmoving, my one foot resting carefully on the chair on which I sit, and the other on the base of the computer desk, resting on the arch.
Oh yes, and walking up the stairs....There's only 13 steps, and each one made me feel as if I was walking on burning glass.....Not fun I tell you.....

Not Fun At All

Woops...

Hey guys..Sorry I haven't posted much lately....There are this big tests at Prison, and I need to study like a villain....So, I won't be posting everday for the next..........until Tuesday-ish....

Then I'll try and make you all laugh......Because really, I do try........



























_{Sort of...}

Aw Man.....

Yes guys, I'm still sick. I mentioned before that I hate being sick, but now I sick it got worse. Because not only can I not breathe out of my nose, but now my throat hurts, so it hurts to breathe through my mouth. It's like my body doesn't want me to breathe at all.
So, as I'm trying to breathe, I still have to go to Prison at the cracks before dawn. So, I went, and then went through the rest of my day.....It was nothing much important I don't tihnk...But in case something happened thatI don't remember I won't say that it was all unimportant. So, I won't.

Quote of the Day:
(-talking about disecting Cats in next years Anatamy Class-)
C.C:Yeah, they probably just go around finding dead cats
Onyx&Me:-laughter-
C.C:-laughs-
Me:Run by the crick, pickin' up bodies....
C.C:Yeah, 'Dry it off.' 'By sir, it's dead-' 'Dry it off!
-laughter-

Proof

Here is some proof that Dane Cook is a funny SOB...

Once Again....

I seem to be sick. I hate being sick. In truth, I've been sick for a year and a half....A constant cold, if you will...And you better! So yes, not only do I have this cold, but I've been infected with what is probably Post Nasal Drip....Which is obnoxious all in itself. So, I'm walking through Prison, trying to breathe...and just getting a sinking feeling in my lungs.....where the oxygen should go.




Stupid Oxygen.......

Matter of Factly...

It was 22.6 miles..Not twenty-five, like I thought. Mother came with us too, which was a bit of a shock, since she doesn't really like bike riding. No matter, we all went, and when we got up there, through the other side of the mountain..It began to rain! So, we rode the little bus up the side of the mountain, the group of kids, all probably 12-14 maybe, all horrified as the bus bumped its way through the narrow roads.

Their questions:_{(Father and my answers....we whispered them ^.^)}

Will we get hurt?
_Gravely

What if we get lost?
_{We leave you to fend off the 'puh-nemonia'}

We have to speed up going down?
_{blank stares}

Then they'd always say 'Oh-ma gawd'. It wasn't even oh my, it was oh-ma....Like Ohmaha, without the last 'ha'. Funny to listen to. ANyway, Sibling and I rode in the front the most, talking about people, and annoying things, and how we liked the harder rain over the soft, mist like things they called 'drops'. Only becuase the misty stuff stuck to my glasses, and the harder stuff kind of made it easier to see, and easier to accomplish our goal of reaching the 'Ohmagawds'. We went on the 22.6 mile trail, they did the 15-something...They get a seven mile head start....Needless to say(although I will anyway) we didn't catch up to them.
Oh well, I guess it wasn't that big a deal. Afterward, when we got finished our ride, our stomachs began to eat the lining, and through our skin, so we decided it'd be best if we ate. So, we went back to the 'Home Base' of this place, and Sibling and myself got Chicken Tenders.....-snicker-.....And boy, were they tasty. They weren't dry, and cold, but oh so tender, and tasty.

And, I figured out what I wanted to tell you all yesterday! Mother, Sibling, and I were driving, and we saw...a liscense plate that read.......

Quote Of The Yesterday:
OTHRWMN
...other woman......
Pretty ballsy, eh?

X-Men3&Father'sBirthday&Other Stuff...

Today was the day marking the birth of my father......No, not Christmas, you silly goose's.....Anyway, I made him a pie last night, with Onyx....Actually...She talked to the Baron, and I made pie...Pecan Pie...Urm....Special Pecan Pie....No, I didn't forget to add the butter I 'left' to stew in the microwave four hours after the pie was cooling in the fridge! How rude of you to ask.......I almost had a small heart attack...Sibling comes home, and pops open the Mic. and walks out with a filmy glass container, and immidiatly my heart lurches, and my hands go over my mouth.
But it all ended well. I made a low-fat pie that tasted the same...Apparantly butter isn't a key ingrediant...yay! Father enjoyed his gifts of chef pants, a couple shirts..a golfball that fell in the pie I got from Baltimore...and.........oh, a golf lesson thingy.

So, while Father went to go to work at four, mother,sibling and I went to the movies and watched X-Men3....The Final Stand....If you haven't watched it yet, scroll down to the next break in my words, I'm adding Spoilers. What I want to know is, why the movie was called 'The Final Stand' if Charles is still alive.......How in the hell did that happen? Their leader is still alive...And what? Did they just waste all that rock making such a lovely gravestone for him.......Really, Xavier, you shouldn't play with people's emotions like that.....Angel is ripped though. Boy howdie.....I could just stare at the screen for an hour, and not get bored......UNtil I did, then I'd fastforward a bit to Hugh Jackman, who, in fact, made it at the top of the credits. Not Jean Grey, not Charles Xavier, but Hugh Jackman! Go Wolverine! God, he's so tasty....And then there was the very end with Mystique as a nurse-hand or something........I'm so glad she got a job after her 'incident'. Ah! And the woman in the car on the bridge! Magneto turns around, and she locks her door........He just moved the fricken bridge, and she locks the door......Funny stuff.

This is the break you're supposed to start reading again.....Should you have not read the blurbs up there...

And other stuff......I think there is stuff to say here, but I don't recall what those particular blurbs were about...I'm sure I'll remember later......Add them into my post tomorrow or whenever I decide to post next..Which will either be tomorrow after our 25 mile bike ride, or Monday, after Prison......


Elizabeth+There will come a moment when you have the chance to do the right thing.


Jack+I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by.
-Struck me as Funny...Pirates of the Caribean Trailor....-

Quote Of The Day

On the way home from Storage we were running low on feul.....Low not 20 miles...Low 4 miles to empty...

Me: -as we make a turn away from the gas station- We're not getting gas?
Father: What? Do you want me to jetison across the median?
Me:-mumbles- Yeah....

Memorial Day

In the US there is a Holiday called Memorial Day. It's to commemorate all of those that faught for us in any war. Well, like any American family, we have a barbeque. Lots of fun, BBQ's...... The fun, the people, the outside-ness......



It's a pity I'm intolerant of those things. I don't like people, and I have a severe problem with the sun. I don't get tan...I burn...To a crisp..... It's gets really bad, even with just three hours of 'in the sun contact'.

Don't get me wrong, I like my neighbors alot, and their friends...But some people I can't spend three minutes in the same room with, without wanting to leap over something and stab them with plastic forks......

I should work on this rage........I should go hit something...That'd be cool.......

Yep, that was my Memorial Day though.....Outside, Food, and People.....

Fun![/sarcasm]

Braveheart&Kaboom!

Father and I are watching Braveheart right now, at 8:39PM Sunday night. And all of a sudden the scene changed, and I'm watching a bonfire, and a bunch of bagpipe music.


Quote Of The Day:
Me: What're they doing?
Father: Saying 'good-bye'

Young William:What are they doin'?
Uncle:They're Saying good-bye.

Me: I coulda just waited!
Father+I:-laughter-

Other:
On a commercial for CSI...
Nerd: ....I could fake my own death, and then CSI'd come, and say 'I can figure this out'. And I'd just pop up and say 'Kaboom! I'm not even dead! Crime's on you!'

O.U's

I've been bad over the last few days, not posting at all since Thursday. I'm mildly sorry about that. every time I come onto the laptop, I think to myself, 'I should really get onto that posting thing'. And then poof, something happens in the real qorld, and I forget. Sorry about that.

Anyway, last night, Mother and I went out. Yep, no Sibling, because she's with her obnoxious friend in the cape's of May, and Father had to work with a Man and his initial. So, it was just mother and I....
In fact, our day didn't start at the usual hour either...seeing as she woke up at 4....and my mind wakes up at 6. So, we sat at my abode, and watched some movie about an african tribe, russians, and a chick from London who tries to save her father from said natives. Well, it is now seven o'clock, and we are waiting to see if Ignosi will become king of the natives, when all of a sudden Bam!! it changes to a completely different show..... It spliced into some other show 'Fine Living' or something stupid like that....Mother and I are just staring at the tv with shocked expressions, because not only is this a different show, it's the middle of a different show.
Talk about your co-planer television specials, eh?
So, we decided to go out.
"We're did you go?!" you ask, as you begin to foam at the mouth with all of the excitement. Well, I say to you first, "Calm down. You're going to get your rabies on the keyboard."
Mother and I took a trip down to a new restaurant Fishbone.....no...Bonefish Grill. Yes, that's the one. And as mother was going to find a parking spot, I walked into the restaurant through the swivel door_{(I love swivel doors...The big round ones.....with the turny thing inside...Lots o' fun)} so, I walked in and got a little 'buz-me-when-there's-a-table' thing, and mother and i travelled across the street to the bookstore where we read for twenty-five minutes. We walked back, and went into the restaurant to ask how much longer, when all of a sudden this woman looks at me and says, "Michelle?"
I stare at her, and look behind me, but no, sure enough, she's staring straight at me, calling me Michelle. I probably looked confused as she spoke, and I shook my head.
"You have a twin!" she exclaimed, to my nodding head. She looks at the man across from her, and says, "Doesn't she look like Michelle? Even their eye frame is the same!" The guy looks at me, and pulls one of those "Oh dear god, I'm sorry" faces, as he nods, and continues eating.
Crazy woman......................
So, we sat in the corner bench, and lo-and-behold, another blog-worthy person. As I'm sitting, I turn to see a mullet! I look the figure over, he seems to be in his late thirties...wearing a class ring, and black and red moon boots. Granted, I liked the boots, but still.....
So, we get seated and we notice that the tablecloth is made of paper.....Very clever when cleaning up from fish splatter. So, mom pulls out a pen, and we draw all over the table-paper. Play 'the-dot-game', and I drew a little demon guy, and then we wrote all over it.
Next, we took our garlic breath to the van, and chewed gum on our way to the mall, blaring Jason Mraz(he's good..Ya'll should look him up). So, we walk around the mall, and we seem some Unfortunate Outfits, as Mother likes to call them. You know what I'm talking about, even if you've never heard of them by name. The outfits that run small, but the larger of the population are convinced they fit in them, and still look good.....Well, we saw several of them, and eventually I said, "Mother, it's another U.O." She looks at me confused, and I say, "Unfortunate Outfit." She laughs hysterically as we make our way to the rest of the mall.
A phone rings, and mother and I hear a voice that sounds as if a little too much helium has been sucked. Granted, we are a nice people, us-the relatives of myself. But when we hear, or see something that can be made fun of, we don't hesitate. We're sarcastic, sardonic....And a bunch of others, but we heard this guy speak....And once we were out of earshot, I said in his voice, and conversation. "What's up?" And mother instantly snapped back, "my voice!"
And we laughed our way back home.
Ah, good times.
And now, I think I am going to go...I may post later tonight, I am not sure as of yet our plans for the day. They might just be interesting enough to relive while typing.
Ta.

Quotes from The Past Couple Days

Class Discussion...About Pancakes....
Chem-Man:Well, if the bunson burners went out, we'd have pancake dough...
Me:I can make pancake dough......In fact, I did...And it had a hard, blackened exterior....

Talk About House The Episdoe Where Some Guys Eye Falls Out
Where's Your Logic: Yeah, and the guys walks up to a nurse, and stares right at her. -Laughter- He looks right at her with his face, and goes, 'There's a piece of gum stuck to the floor...You might wanna get on that.'
Group: -laughter-

A Discussion On Role Playing Online
Skeddles: What to RP?
Me:Dunno...I have to go to bed at ten though....
SKeddles:Damnations.


Nothing much has happened in the past couple of days, nothing much to 'report' on....Except that I'm getting further in the book I mentioned a couple weeks ago. You all are going to have to look high and low for it if you don't know my name already....



Ta.

Play On Words

It's A Taco Party!

_{And You'll Fry If You Want To.}

New Posts Via E-Mail??

Alright, I don't know if this will work...but we shall see. I was looking through the setting I've got on Jereality, and I realized that I really loved the picture of the guy hitting himself on the keyboard. So, when I found I instinctly wanted to find I way to get rid of the stick figures stuck in the paper picture.....Unfortunatly I couldn't find the link thing in the layout of the blog setting, but I did find something else. Some 'thing' with e-mail, and blog posting...I don't know how well this will work, but if it does work out, I may have an easier way of posting whilst on my crappy AOL browser!


Apparantly, it doesn't work for me...Because I'm not as 'tech-computer-blogspot savvey' as I thought I was....Stupid over-acheivemnt knocking me over again!

Quote Of The Day:
Sibling: You don't believe in ghosts?
Me: It depends on my mood.
Sibling: Did you learn anything?
Me: I did a whole report on them, and got a B....
Sibling: So, do you believe in ghosts? I do, I think their living around us, you know?
Me: -look of dissapointment- They're dead...
Sibling: -silence-

Over The Hedge

Alrighty, in lieu of going over to 'talks-with-her-hands', I decided to go to the movies with Mother, and Sibling. We went to see Over The Hedge, a cartoon-comedy....Lots of big stars are in it, and the casting is rather splendid. Anyway, I thought it was a great movie..I laughed..I laughed some more, and then we left. It was a good little racoon meets unsuspecting group of gatherers, and tries to take advantage story.....it was good.....

I think that's it....Really nothing else i have to say. I'm in the mood to write my little story...It's a shame really, when I attempt to get it published you all will have to look really hard for it...Because I refuse to give out any information pertaining to myself....Too bad for you guys, eh?

-Ta.....
^.-

Teenage Dirtbag

It's a good song, what can I say...It's by Wheatus....Crazy bunch of guys...

Anyway, about my day:

Went to prison and took a test in Chem....That was the sound of a heavy sigh, and the shaking of a dissapointed head. I can already tell that I bombed it...I mean, the vocab..I studied it the night before, and still didn't understand it. No matter, it's Chemistry..I'm never going to need it. But that's okay world, you can all think that I'm just as good in Chem as I am at blogging ^.-

After Prison, I went home...I may have taken a nap......No, I didn't..I read Anthem by Ayn...something....I don't remeber her name, but it was a good story. I was only suposed to read the first chapter to see if I really wanted to continue with this book...And it turns out I liked it so much that I really couldn't put it down. It's about a Utopia, and a free-thinker....and all of his 'evil-acts'...It's pretty good.....

I just got home from the Choir Concert at Prison...Sibling was in it.....Making it all the more interesting, watching the faces she'd absentmindedly make as she sings....Lots of fun to watch. Directly after the show, the school held an Art Show..Well, it's more like it was during the choir concert, but that's okay. Anyway, turns out Onyx is a good artist....But I already knew that...And Baron! Oh my gosh! He did an acrylics painting on canvas called...Oh dear........Look into the mind....or something like that, I was really looking at the picture...Sorry Baron....(He's linked on the side bar.....)

And that was my day.................-sigh-
What a day.....

Quote Of The Day
Father:Yeah, his clip on tie was crooked..Then the nitwit broke it! A piece bounced off the stage...He looked like a drunk.
Sibling&I:-laughter-
Father: Anudder Maag-grad-ita fer da ladee
Sibling and I:-more laughter-

Once Again....

Alrighty, do you remember when I did the review on 'The Pop Shop'?
Well, it's been the 'new place' for three weeks in a row....Every Wednesday, Sibling, Mother, Father, and I go to dinner with my Grandmother...And every week for the past three weeks, in been The Pop Shop....I don't know about you, but the place doesn't strike me as 'homey' as 'Webers' is. I practically grew up in Webers....I know the owner, the waiters, and waitress'...I know nothing about The Pop Shop, and once again, tonight we went......And once again, I wasn't satisified......Apparantly, I'm growing a subconscious resentment towards the restaurant....In which my body physically, and mentally no longer wishes to be inside the building within three minutes....
How upsetting......

Quote Of The Day:
Gram'om: Yeah, they wanted to know if I was redoing the kitchen too...Said they had China in they're kitchen and didn't want it to smash.
Me: You mean 'Made In'
-group laughter-

Snip, Snip....And Gargoyles....

I got my hairs cut yesturday. And I say 'hairs' becuase I cut all of them, not just one. Six inches off of my head....It's very interesting to have shoulder length hair. And it bothers me becuase I've got that 'newly-cut-tip' thing on the bottom of each strand that periodically stab the back of my neck, and make me itch. But hey, it looks alot better in my hair than it did when it was long, I tell you what.

Nothing too interesting happened today, went to Prison, came home, finished watching a movie..Took a nap...

Oh my gosh! Have any of you actually heard of Gargoyles?? It's an awesome movie! Disney, and Beauna Vista...It's called 'Gargoyles-The Movie:The Heroes Awaken.
Here's what it's about....

Scotland, 994A.D. The inhabitants of a medieval caslte are protected from ruthless invaders by a mysterious race of powerful, and noble creatures. Stone by day, alive by nigh...they are the Gargoyles, led by the mighty Goliath and the beautiful Demona. However, the uneasy alliance between the humans and the Gargoyles is soon betrayed-and the Gargoyles are put under a spell for 1,000 years. But by whom?
Manhatten, 1994. One by one, a small clan of surviving Gargoyles finally awakens-only to find their castle resting atop a New York skyscraper owned by the wealthy industrialist, David Xanatos. Xanatos wants to recover valuables stolen by commandos. But after 1,000 years can humans be trusted?
This thrilling edge-of-your-seat adventue is packed with..blah blah blah,,,,,

I got the movie when I was four years old, in '94, in the Shop Rite by my Aunt's house...I'll give you pictures of the Gargoyles....Becuase they're so awesome!

This is Goliath, he's the leader and only action figure I have in the room with me.The others are in the attic in a box....Upsetting, I know, but you'll get over it, I'm sure. Goliath is a big, strong, brave gargoyle with a temper also....-sigh-


This is Broadway...He's the largest of the Gargoyles, and there becuase he's cool......Broadway is a young, friendly gargoyle who likes to eat, amd enjoys detective movies. He pretends sometimes to be braver than he is, and has a secret romantic side.


Beware! Bronx! The attack 'dog' gargoyle! He can't glide like the other guys, but he can climb up walls like they can......


This is Lexington, my second favorite Gargoyle, next to Goliath.... Lexington is the youngest of the gargoyles, and the only one with web-like wings. He's immature, curious, and good at mechanical and electronic things.


This would be Brooklyn..He named Bronx, the 'watch dog'.... Brooklyn is a young, cynical gargoyle who gets to say a lot of the best wisecracks in the show. He argues with his rookery brothers Lexington and Broadway.


Hudson is the oldest of the clan, and its former leader. He's a wise, experienced gargoyle who lost sight in one eye long ago, but seems to have compensated well enough (or at least he doesn't crash into buildings when he flies, and he can fight well enough even with it). Because he's so old, Hudson would rather stay behind and watch television than go out on patrol, but when needed he will venture out with the gargyles' "guard dog" Bronx and help in a fight....And what's funny about him, is that even though all the Gargoyles are from Scotland, he's the only one with an accent.......



And this is Demona...The filthy garogyle that broke Goliath's heart...Made him cry in the movie...A tear...But it counts.....It made me sad too, becuase he's so awesome.....I don't like her much....And what's different about her is that she doesn't turn to stone when the sun rises, she becomes-get this- a human! Shyeah, I'm not as shocked as you are, becuase I used to find Gargoyles on TV and watch it.....

Yup, that's them, my childhood guardians...Had a bad dream, I'd make Goliath appear in my mind's eye, and protect me from any 'creepy crawly' that might be snooping around in my room....

Mother's Day!

Wooo! Yay mother's all around the world! And if you don't say 'Happy Mother's Day!' to your mother, let me tell you a couple things...
1. She let you live inside her for 9 or so months....
2.Not only did she have to deal with you for nine months of pain, she had to put up with you through your teens!

Alright, that's only two things, I'm sure you all can add to my little tiny list, or you can just agree quietly to what I've got.

Today, for my mother, I cleaned the living room, and the kitchen. Made it very nice, and fresh smelling with the help of febreeze, and swiffer wet(now dry)...And a good ol' broom. Well, after I cleaned...all by myself....I went and did my laundry.....Aw, man! I still have another load to do!...Anyway, after I did the laundry, I took Sibling, and made her come with me to a nifty place called 'Deserts by Design'. Did I think that the day of the week happened to be a Sunday? Or that it was Mother's Day for..everyone? Nope..Totally slipped my mind. It was closed.....So, we walked to Acme, and bought Key Lime Pie mix..Because Mother, in the car yesturday with me, said she could 'do with a Key Lime Pie.'
So, I made her a pie, and Sibling took it out of the pan, and decorated it, and then we gave it to Mother. She was happy to see it, and gave hugs. Lots o' fun there. Next, Sibling made dinner, which was rather tasty...meatballs, sausage and penne pasta in red sauce...I love pasta.....
But that's besides the point....We've still got cards, and gifts to give her....I think this is the best we've done all 16 years I've been alive.....I'm so clever.....


Happy Mother's Day!

In My Grill.....

Well, I've been over Markis and Suzie's house for over some hours, and let me tell you, it is a fun ass part-ay! We ate there, burgers(made by me), and hot dogs(made in a factory), all grilled by Markis on his grill.......After dinner, we played Mario cart Brothers on his whatever gamestation that is. It's fun, being here.....I'm still here, at 10 o'clock-ish. I should be home a half hour ago. But hey, we live next door, so it doesn't really matter. I've run out of things to say.....So I'll leave you with these quotes.

Quotes Of The Day:
Markis: Those damn Jerealitiy's, stealin' our dog again!
-Good ol' Klaus jumped our fence......Dumbass dog......-

Suzie:Watch the coffee, I need to check on 'sibling'
Me:Alright, everything'll be okay now. The coffee is comin' everything'll be fine. Never fear!

Alright, it's time for me to figure out...I forgot what I was gonna say.....DAMNIT!
Ta.......
Um...Yeah....
G'Night.....

Liquid Nitrogen

Do you all remember when I was talking about how much I hated Chemistry? that was in an Honors class. I couldn't handle the honors-ness of it all, and moved myself to a College Prep course. Well, today in Prison, we played wit Liquid Nitrogen. Let me tell you, that stuff is fun!! It's 210 degrees below zero...So cold, it feels hot! Isn't that awesome!
Anyway, Mr. Chem-Man threw some onto the floor, and frozen dust bunnies zoomed at us....We froze a banana in it..THen used said banana to nail an actual nail into a piece of wood! And it worked! Then he turned around and shattered the banana on his desk, but that's besides the point. Next, we stuck a rose in there, and it came out all pretty, and then we smashed it to pieces...Like it was ice! We threw them away, and moved to something a little more interesting....A bouncy ball! Oh yeah, we froze it....Went into the hallway, and threw it against a wall! It exploded into, like, 5 or six pieces.....I got one! I might take a picture....I might not....You never know....I say alot of things I'll never carry out.....I leave it up to you to figure out what'll actually happen....
^.-
Ta!

What was I going to say??

I don't remember, but damn, it was some funny stuff......What was it now.......
Unfortunatly, I don't remember...But it turns out my G-Mom that lives in the mountains is doing fine after the surgery I forgot to tell you all about. Oh well, now you know.
OH YEAH! I remember now!

Quote Of The Day:
Some Woman: Yep, a lifesaver a day is one pound a year.
Father:-whispers to me- Why don't we just shoot ourselves now.

I suppose it was a 'had-to-be-there' moment, but I dunno, some of you might actually read it correctly, and realize the funny inside those couple words.....
Alrighty..
Ta for now....
^.-

Hola Disease...

I don't know what I've got...but it sucks. I had to leave Prison early, I had to sleep from 8 till three...Granted, it was a lovely nap, and I had a stupendous dream which I will let you all read....But I missed a whole day of 'fun-filled learning'. I don't do that, and now I feel worse. I feel all stuffy, feverish, dizzy and kind of nausious....It's so not fun.....
Oh, and not to worry, my self inflicted cut on my elbow is almost all healed up, and the ticks from yesterday were Dog Ticks and don't carry Lymes...So, you'll continue to get random bursts of funny from me....

My Dream!!
In the begining it was me, running away from some girl with red hair. Well, I tripped in my parents store, and she grabbed a pair of scissers, and cut my throat.Well, my parents found me and drug me through the store, my blood...which looked like watered down tomato sauce...staining the tile. I woke up in the hospital, and was all 'oh my god! I'm missing school!' So, three days later as my neck is healing-she didn't kill me...yay-I decide to go to a nightly school function.
It is clearly not our Prison becuase there is an awesome stage where the outside lunch tables are....It was so cool. So, it's about 6 at night..dusk-ish, and I'm walking toward the A building entrance(school looks the same..the building) and I see this giant table sitting before the stairs. Mike, and Tre' are standing closest to the stairs, and I see BJ sitting under the table, laughing like a child...Mike has blue hair, and Tre's was green, and they're laughing too.....BJ puts his finger to his lips, and I walk inside so as not to ruin whatever his plan is.
Needless to say, I miss the original Green Day out burst, and go out of the school when they're on the stage. So, I watch the show from a randomly placed 6 foot long brick wall. When the show is over, I hold on, and the wall moves...Along with a car in front of me, and a couple lawn chairs behind me. So, the car, my chunk of wall, and these lawn chairs drive through town, and I find a necklace. So, I put it on, and hop back onto my wall and go back to the concert place.
Everyone is gone, except for some guy in a beigey coat in the first row, looking at the guys cleaning up from the concert. Well, I want to show him my necklace, so I walk up to him, and smile, and say 'Hi Johnny'. Need I saw that it's Johnny Depp....See how lovely this dream was...Anyway, I show him my necklace, and he grabs to see it better, but his fingers brush up against my healing neck wound. I cry out, and he looks upset, and gives me a hug. I pull away, and say, 'this is probably a dream, isn't it?' and he nods, and smiles 'Most likely.' then he gives me a hug again and then my phone rang....
-the end-
it was a lovely dream

Ticks Suck

Alright, my family and Markis and Suzita went to the Cape May shore. It was great, saw birds, poked a dead turtle, found a half crushed shell of a horseshoe crab. It was all fine and dandy too. Father, Mother, Siblingg and I crawled into a large WW2 bunker on the beach that said 'Keep Off', and we took a picture on it, then crawled all the way into it. I tripped over a sign, and Father got attacked by a pigeon.....Lots of fun there.....

Then we were done, and we got in the car....TICKS! OH DEAR GOD! THE TICKS! ELEVEN! Six of them found on Sibling, 4 on me, and one on Markis. I've been so paranoid for hours....Those fricken little bugs, I hate them! Man, they're scary too...They make you think of death.....and itchy skin....

Quote of the Day:
Onyx:Why didn't you just hit 'Speaker Phone'?
Me:-annoyed- BECUASSE MY PHONE DOESN'T ACQUIESE WITH THAT FUNCTION!!

The Notebook

Wow. That's pretty much it. I generally don't cry during sappy/romance-y movies, let alone, watch them. But I've heard lots of good things about The Notebook, and they were true. It was very cute. Perhaps it's becuase I usually place myself in one of the tragedy-afflicted person's shoes. And I did, which was probably a mistake during this movie.
I'm not a crier at all, I usually bottle those things up, but as I lay in my bed, watching these two people meet each other, and fall in love over the course of a summer...I really felt for them...Granted, it's a fictional story, but it atually made me think of all the decisions people make that could change their life dramatically.
So, guys, if any of you read this little blog, this is the best 'cuddle-up' movie for you to choose. It tugs at heart-strings, and will make your girl tear up, and cry.It was only, like, four tears throughout the whole movie for me, but then again, I don't cry with movies, so, four is a 'gasp' number for me.
So, I'm giving The Notebook 5/5 Stars...Good Job Nicholas Sparks, props to you for letting your book become a movie and making me cry.

*My Obsession With theme Music....

Alright guys, you may not know this about me yet, but I am a strange person. And, strange people have peculiar habits, mine, of course, are talking and blogging..Oh, and bopping to the music in my mind. And for the past couple of months, it's been Mario Music...I don't own the game, I don't own a Nintendo 64..I own a PS2.....but alas, no Mario! It's very depressing really, my love for the squat Italian guy in red overalls...., and his brother Luigi..in the green overalls.....But when they get the raccoon tail, their overalls turn white.......-sigh-
Anyway, I was just cruisin' Youtube.com when all of a sudden, I realize there are wackos like myself with the means to put the music I have grown to enjoy during Prison Classes on the interweb! Well, I looked up mario Brothers theme, and found this kid....At first, he plays the original song everyone knows with the sound of Mario/Luigi dying at the very end....BLINDFOLDED!!! I can't even...well, yeah, I can tie my shoes blindfolded..What cant't I do blindfolded? Write in cursive! I can't even do tat blindfolded _{(neatly, anyway....)}

Yeah, so, watch this kid......And notice the way he zooms across that funky piano of his......It's insane....ten minutes, and twenty-three seconds of pure Mario-isms! Rock On Piano Kid! Rock On!

The Pop Shop

Alrighty, I don't remember if I reviewed this place yet...If I did, read my old one, if not.......I don't know, I really don't want to review it again. Oh well, I will. It's a 50's-60's styled restaurant, with two giant pictures on the far wall. It's a comfy family restaurant, with friendly people. The owner, and his family circulate every couple hours, greeting people with a friendly air.
Tasty food....A page full of breakfasts that you can get any time of day, sandwhiches such as Santa Fe(a grilled chicken sandwhich on fracaccia bread....) and a Pop Shop Cheese Steak(pieces of chicken, carmalized onions, and mushrooms and your choice of cheese whiz, or provelone). Those are the only two sandwhiches I've had when I have gone there, but they were very tasty. Ice cream isn't bad.....But the Ice Cream Shack is a good spot too, but that's a different building, different town, and a different post.

Gay Little Joke:
How many psyciatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one, but the light bulb must truely want to change.

Accidental Inflicted Pain

Alright, so last night, about 8-9 hours ago, I was in bed trying to go to sleep. I was having the usual 'dream' of me laying wide awake and waiting to fall asleep. Well, I turned over to face the wall when a burning sensation went across my elbow....the one that was hurting last night anyway. So I was like 'Hm, it's just a dream, so I won't have any more pain.'
I was wrong...Around 3 o'clock, I woke up to the cat, meowing in my ear to get out of the room. So, I moved, and hit my arm on the wall. Yes, I know, I'm so very graceful. Anyway, when I moved,I flinched, and looked at my elbow..seeing nothing I just shrugged it off, and let the cat out.
Well, this morning after my shower I noticed that there was blood on my wrist. So, I traced the trail up my arm to find a one inch cut an inch or two below the top of my wrist, on the back of my arm. So, it turns out that I had scraped my nail across my arm last night...Really hard, it's a deep wound for a nail, anyway. Perhaps I'll take a picture so you all can see what I mean...You never know, unless you do...Then you'll foresee wether or not I will post a picture. Ta for now, I don't know if I'll post later in the day, for it is 7 am right now.....So, I have to leave for Prison...Yep, ta for now.

Funniest Mom in America

What in god's name were they thinking? I'll give you a choice of which god you can ask, but there can only be one question.
Why?! Nick@Nite, why did you even create 'Search for the funniest mom in America'?
It's not a funny show...It's a bunch of mothers who think they're funny.......Have any of you ever watched the show? Have you? It frightens me, all the drama from a bunch of supposedly mature women who can't get along with each other. It's a waste of my brain cells. Why am I still watching it? I don't really know......I like to see people humiliate themselves I guess.....
On another note....my elbow hurts really badly. I hurt all over....follow the bone from the right shoulder to my left elbow, and it all hurts. It's very upsetting really, oh well.
A final blurb, I still think I should have my own tv show. That'd be awesome...I'm random enough, it'd be real reality...With the 'middle class', not those rock star, 'famous people's children running into trouble because they don't need to work for anything' shows....Just me, my friends, and our randomness.......But that'll never happen. You need money to have a show, and that'd take away the whole point of the middle class-ness of my idea....
Ta all!

I've Got A Paper!

It's in my back pocket. I wrote it in English, the one class in Prison that I don't mind at all. In fact, it's like the calming steps you take after a heavy workout. Time to chill, and talk about nothing in particular but stil getting the point across. It's pretty effective, this English Class of mine.
Apparantly, a whole sandwhich and all but 12 fries is too much to eat for my tummy box.Perhaps its the belt, perhaps not. I don't know, but man, I feel sick. Now, I'm all curled up on the couch, and listening to an old man in a yellow sweat talking about golf. It would seem, that this man won his first tournament 2 years before Father was born. Father is, at the moment, 41 and I'm assuming the man was at least 25 when he won this tournament, making the man at least 66, and he's still in good shape. He looks about 50-ish, not sixty-six.
His name is Jack Nikolaus, The Golden Bear.


Quote of the Day:
Onyx:The Holy Trinity...?
But you hit yourself four times!
-questioning look-
Me: Sealin' the deal?
-does Father, Son and Holy Ghost-

Oh For The Love Of Everything Holy!

Alrighty, apparantly, in the 4^th grade, I thought I'd be cool becoming Misty from Poke'mon. Well, I did it..and apparantly, we kept the bright, obnoxiously orange wig. Apparantly, I like the obnoxiously orange wig. And, I did actually wear it in public too. Sibling, and her friend The Baron's Sister, and myself walked to Acme with it atop my noggin. Oh the stares I could feel! It made me laugh inside, and out. Of course, whenever I turned around to see the people, they quickly turned their heads and occupied themselves so as not to appear 'rude'. No matter people, I don't mind....

On another matter, my shoulders hurt very badly. I don't know why, they just do. Damn shoulder blades. They(my arms) might be growing agian...That may mean I'm getting taller...Woo! Height!

You know what I just thought....What would happen if you went camping, and a mosquito just up and landed on your eye lid. Mind you, you're sleeping. And said bug went to stick its little needle into your eye skin...Do you think, since your eyelid is so thin, that the bug's shnoze would penetrate you eyelid, and go straight through to the eyeball itself. Furthermore, what would said bugger do once inside your eye? Suck out vision juice, and put blood in your eye? Would that give you bloodshot eyes, or would it give you a syst in your eye......

Please don't run away......It's just my mind spilling through my fingers, and onto this here keyboard. And finally coming out as letters, numbers and dots...Characters, if you will onto this site.

I hope you all know, that while I post on this blog, I'm adding to the high percentile of car-pull-tunnel. DId you all know that.I'll have to wear one of those obnoxious braces around my wrists.....That'd be very upsetting.....Thought you all might like to know.

And another little tid-bit, I dislike printers who decide not to work for me. Especially when they get jams, and I fix them, and they continue to spit nothing out but air.....Actually, it didn't do anything! It was very frusterating, really. Especially since I think Father needs the paper that is supposed to be printing out...TOMORROW! Oh well, it's working now, and that's all that really matters to my brain...My poor, poor brain....I think it needs help.......-sigh- My poor brain........and Heart......That one needs help too.....Too much anxious breathing for that little bugger to beat that fast......Alright, It's time for me to retire now, and listen to calm music.......Yeah

G'night, guys.....

Wait....What?! #3

Alrighty, guys....Have you ever just randomly mumbled soething while you and your friend are trying to sleep.......For instance, Onyx was sleeping over last night, and she was all 'Click!' And I'm trying to sleep and stuff, and all I can think about is what the hell Onyx means by 'Click!' I still don't know........Oh well.....

Level Three & My Pen

We had a Level five drill in Prison today. I lied. It was level Three...See, aren't those titles helpful? No...? You don't count any longer! ANYWAY! A level three drill is when the Prison has a lock down type of deal. All us little urchins get up from our lesson, and we hide.....Yeah, that's pretty much it....Very effective against people with weapons to shoot down the door, and pick us off one by one...What a lovely idea.....
On another note, Onyx, my partner in crime, stole my pen yet again. If you forget that post, it's on you because I don't remember when I actually posted the quote. Well, I got a ransom note this time...I'm letting you read it because I like you!

Hey Skanky, _{(That's me! ^.^)}
Should I hold you sh-stuff hostage? How about 1 Green Day pen for a Pheonix Down (or whatever) button. What? Trading is still very common. Personally, I'd love to get a sandwhich at lunch merely by trading them a calculater and a twisty spoon. But I guess that's just me.
I'm feeling a little...feverish. Like total blah. I feel like I want to just dunk my face into cold water. But I won't, wet hair after 3^rd period is inconvinient.

"Just like you!" She exclaimed after I read the note....Thanks Onyx, I love you too....Silly little goose, you.

Such lovely friends I have....Alrighty guys, that's about it...Here's your quote!

Quote Of The Day:
(During Our Level Three)
Onyx: I feel like we're playing hide and seek....
^{(As we're hiding along the wall......O.o)}
With a really retarded seeker.

Yeah, try hiding for your life while laughing at your silly friend. It's difficult, really, it is!

G'Bye Spring Break!

That's dissapointing...No more pretending to sleep until noon because no prison the next day. But...Well, there really are no 'buts' about it. That kinda stinks..No more happy fun time until the Week end, and Thursday night at nine....On The WB....For A show called Supernatural....I watch it with Father.....who will most likely check up on me to make sure I'm in bed right now....So, that means I must say my good byes to you as well....Ta ta!

I'm Back!

This is the part where you all greet me with open arms, and the like.
..............
That was a horrible welcome home. You guys suck. I didn't mean that, really. You can reclick that little button that'll take you back to my blog now....Good, you're back. Lovely. I went to Virginia. It was a great time, and I got back....two days ago. I forgot to get online...And then I had a job, yes a job, I'll get into that later-should I remember, and then a party...It was all very hectic.
My family drove on....I want to say Tuesday....No! It was Thursday. We drove to Virginia on Thursday, it was uneventful, lots of listening to music, and ignoring things. Saw some pretty cool accidents though. Once we got to the hotel....I think we chilled. Yeah, we went to Uno's, and ate dinner, and then went back to the hotel and went to sleep. Yay sleep!
Friday, my family had the idea of going to a Living Museum. It was pretty cool. A big room, with a bunch of nifty facts about rocks, and fossils. Another story was on Marine life, across the room were some more things about rocks. I crawled into a Sea Turtle Shell. Mind you, it's made of plastic, and empty...We got a picture....._*Turtle ^Turtle* Then we went to a Murder Mystery Dinner thing. It was pretty awesomtastic. 'Frankly Scarlett, you're dead', although, Scarlett doesn't die...It's her father...Scarlett does it though...She was a spy from the North...Set before the Civil War...Well, sort of During the Civil War. Her father found out, and all that fun stuff...But I've ruined the thing thus far, I'll let the rest of it be a bit of a surprise.
On Saturday.....We did something.....What did we do on Saturday......I don't know....we shall skip Saturday.
Next Day.....Sunday....What did we do on Sunday......Oh Yeah! Easter! We went to Busch Gardens on Easter! And it wasn't as packed as I thought it would be either, you know, everyone having the same idea that nobody would come to a theme park on Easter......Apparantly no one had received that memo I sent out...Oh well, I tried. Anyway, we spent the whole day at Busch Gardens. It was pretty awesome.
Monday! It fricken rained on Monday! We went to Williamsburg...IN THE RAIN! It was cold, and wet..and the people smelled badly....even the ones I knew had showers! Disgusting.....
Tuesday, it was great on Tuesday. We went to Jamestowne....That's how it was spelled. This is how it looked: Jamestowne. And they saw it 'Jaim-es-town' It was bizarre. But I got alot of great pictures I neglected to show Onyx today. Then we went back to WIlliamsburg when it wasn't raining...Got some cool pictures there......
And Wednesday we drove home............


Funny Things On The Trip That I Saw!:
(Damn, that was a long title)

On A Van: Ms. Carriers:Delivering Your Future!

Father:I haven't heard this song in years!
Sibling: It's a shame they brought it back.

Me: I swear! Those goggles came up to eat my nose! They were all, plastic! Suffication is fun! Try it!

Tour Person: And Jaim-es-town...
Me:What the deuce is Jaim-es-town....? Oh! Oh, you mean Jamestown! By the wuder and stuff, right?!


I'm sure there was alot more, I just don't remember.......
Ta!

Spring Break....

I'm going to be gone....For 5-6 days.....So, this would be the perfect time o break into my internet home, and rob me of my fine jewelery and such of those things like that.
HA! I dare you to understand that!
Alright, good bye, and have a happy Spring Break!



Quote of the Day:
Onyx:like...its totally a Macbeth thing but its one of those you dont think about it until it happens things
Me:(in my mind...'...........'...)
(online) Ah......
I love those

What....What the deuce!?

Me: Give me my pen!!....Are my hands cold?
Onyx: They're waxy...like death....Ha! You should write that down!
Me: I would....IF/I/HAD/A/PEN!!!!!

Ah yes....Chem..we learn to share........It's not fun...Regardless, I got my pen back....Yeah, so after that was over, Onyx wrote it down on a piece of paper and later that day, I left it on my desk....Very fortunate because I vaccumed, and any scrap of paper on the floor was sucked up into the Abyss that is 'The Sucker'.
Alright, Sibling, and Mother are in DC.....And I'm home with Father, at the moment, he's watching tv downstairs. Much fun. I'm sitting in my room, in the chair that an incredably gorgous guy was sitting in yesterday. It made me happy that we could talk about usual stuff, while waiting for my music to change itself to MP3 mode, rather than whatever mode it's on now.
So, we spoke, then he had to go home. He's 23....no chance, but it's nice to dream.


Me:-you got e-mail-
Skeddles:o.o''
Ho, shit.
From whom?
Me: Me..... ^_^

Yeah, AIM what a great invention....

Boiling Over

Your fingers are cold
As they wrap around my neck.
It's funny, though
You don't even realize what you're doing.
Everything is a joke,
Until you snap.
Then the anger boils over,
Scolding everything it touches.
I don't boil over.
The lid keeps tight on my soul,
my anger releasing itself
into the palms of my hands.
So go on,
Turn your burners all the way up.
I'll be there,
Getting Burned,
Cleaning Up Your mess
.....
Again

Achoo! And Hank....

I have just sneezed...Hence the title. Regardless, I'm sitting at my table..computer table...DESK! I'm sitting at my corner desk, and typing to you all...looking at the disgrace I like to call 'Homemade Iced Coffee', or Hank, for fun. So, I'm sitting over here, chewing on iced chunks of Hank, and wondering why he tastes really bad. And it dawns on me..All I did was dump the coffee in the belnder, and add ice. Did I think of adding sweetner, or milk...? No, I took my first sip, and nearly went blind for all the eye twitching. But, I fixed him..added Splenda_(c) and some milk, and was set. So now, Hank is depleted half way...with chunks of ice on top...Which is bizarre becuase I'd think the ice would sink...Apparantly, I was wrong.....Oh well......
Everytime I drink, I get big chunks of ice on the sides of my mouth....and if you all haven't noticed...Ice is kind of cold......yeah......
Well, I need to go and take some Happy Pills, for I feel a head ache coming on....
Ta!

:Quotes:

Sibling: Yeah, they're like children of the crop!

Me: You know, if the thing went that way then the thing thing the that way........ O.o

Man at Eye-Doctors: Yeah, I couldn't get the contact out. I've had them in for a while, and this one just wouldn't come out.
Me(softly): That's probably because you tried to pry t out with your feet, loser.

Me: Now would be the time for some ominous music to be playing.......

Me: You can't go out of order! You don't count 34,35,36, 38! 39! You can't skip volume 37!!!!

Me: But if you go that way then we go the way we came!! -looks like I understood what I said for a moment too-

Jakotsu: Two of the Band of Seven are already dead....That leaves four....
Renkotsu: Seven minus two is five.
-Inu Yasha, volume 35

Only Jesus....

Alright, every wednesday, I hang out with my grandmother, father, and sister...later joined by my mother for dinner at a Colonial Restaurant. Well, on the ride from our 'hang out' we were talking about the woman who had been dunked in a vat of perfume.....To the point the stink filled the room! We breathe, and we choke on this stuff! Here's our conversation::
Father: Man, that woman....I couldn't even breathe!
Gram'om: -about the car in front of us- C'mon, granpop, we need the air!
Me:I know, it was horrible!
Father: It's in my clothes....It's in my DNA!!!
-Insert Group Laughter Here-
Father:And then that other woman, she was talkin' to that short lady. I couldn't see the short one, I thought she was talking to her self! Or, having a full conversation with the air...It was probably Jesus! Like one of those people on the bus, 'Is anyone sitting here?' 'Only Jesus' -big grin- 'That's okay, I'll find another spot'
-More Group Laughter-


Lovely, wouldn't you say?

Childhood...

Well, it turns out that 'Talks with her hands' needed to do a paper for Chemistry....During feeding time in Prison, I smell this....waxy scent, and instantly get flashes of preschool, and kindergarten....What in god's name... I thought as I looked around the table, gasping as I saw what had created the scent.
Crayons! That smell was crayons, really bright, obnoxious colorful little buggers........They were alot of fun, perhaps I'll find some way to scan my paper on this thing, show you all my 'perdy' artwork.
Also, I'm trying to bring back words from the 80's.....Skoal, is an example of one such word......Skoal is a desriptive word, meaning cool....You see something you think is awesome, you say 'Man! That was so Skoal!' And so on.......Remember, you heard it here first!

Quote Of The Day:
Me: I Knew I smelled Childhood!

Dear,________

Dear, ________
Things Happen At My Home
I Don't Think You Care Enough To Ask Though.....
A Simple Electronic Buzz Filtering Your Mind
You Wish To Drag Me Into It Too
Bleeps, After Angry Bleep Follow Me Wherever I Happen To Be.
Bleeps From You.......
Telling Me You Feel Like Crap.....
...You've Had A Bad Day....
...You're Going To Cry.....
Only If I Do Not Join You......
Do You Care That I Do Not Want To Join?
A Simple Electronic System Does Not Intrest Me
Words Will Not Make Me Instantly Happy.....
Are You That Shallow?
To Have Such A Thing Rule Your Life?
My Companion Will Die Soon.....
Sooner Than I May Like.....
And All You Seem To Be Worried About Is Yourself.
I Do Not Have Time To Worry About My Own Life,
Let Alone Tend To Yours.
I Got To The Point Of Tears Last Night.....
Frustration....
.....Anger.....
...Hatred....
..........Fear.......
Fear For My Companion,
Fear For You Should I Turn To A Carefree Person....
Fear For My Well-Being.
It's Not Healthy To Keep This Anger Bottled Up....
It's Not Enough For Me To Write It Out, Either......
You Don't Realize That I Don't Care Wether Your Day Turned Out Badly.
I May Fake An "aw" Should You Complain To My Face
Inwardly Realizing How Pompous, And Egotystical You Are.
I'm Getting Tired Of It.
This Is Your Warning.

Little Urchin.....

Alright, I went to a Car Show the other day. Lots of fun, got home from school, quick ate something, and took of wit Dad, and his friend Dennis. So, after a couple miles we get stuck behind this little green car. A mother, and teen or something in the front seat, and a 6 or something yerar old in the back.....staring at us.....Yes, this little blonde boy, waving at the car...So, when a child turns around and makes eye contact......What does one do? Duh! Stick your tongue out at them! So, I did! It was great, he looked so shocked..and I'm all 'Yeah! I went there!' Hysterical. So, the window is rolled down slightly, and the kid waves out the window..All of a sudden *BOOM* The kid flips us off! He's six years old! And he flipped us off! Then he begins to spell things to us, making bizarre signs, and pointing to a dried bug carcass on the back window...All between his mother telling him to stop looking out the window.
Ah....Good Times.....

Situation of the Week

Alright, Father and I are driving home, can you picture it? We turn into the little circle, round some stupid cars, and become stuck behind some person who is obviously visiting another relative behind our sect of homes.
"How do you know it's a visitor, Jereality?" you may ask...well.....
As we turn to where the spots are, the person in front of us turns on a blinker.......Yep, a blinker. Father and I stare at the act of stupidity, and laugh as the woman pulls into the spot, and parks.

Father: "That's good, you're gonna want to make a right at big red truck, and come to a stop at the concrete poll."
Me: "If you hear a slight scraping, and the sound of your engine combusting, you've gone too far."

Umm....

These last couple of days have been rather uneventful, I think. Perhaps too much stress is put onto work that needs to be done, work I haven't yet done, or work that hasn't yet to come. It's all rather stressfull...

My arms have been hurting as of late...I don't know the actual reason why, but I think it's because of the ¹/₂ hour of Gym/Arobics I do Monday-Wednesday, and Friday......Really stressing out my body, actually...I think I need a break.....but, no breaks for me, because I have a band thing Saturday at an ungodly hour for a weekend, a party I'm looking forward to...an after party which may lead to me sleeping over Onyx's house through till Sunday.....and then a restart on scheduled life on Monday.....

Quote Of The Day:
Onyx: Perhaps I could help if I saw the Emperical table of Periodicles....
-laughs- What did I call it?!
Me: -writes it down-
Both: -laugh-

Movie Reviews

Over this weekend Mother, Sibling, and I have rented a few movies: The Island, A History of Violence, and one more.....what was it called? Oh yeah, Hide and Seek.

The Island:
I was impressed by what I saw. I was thinking originally, oh look, a boy meets girl, gets into danger, clones....a crappy island. Lovely. I was wrong...The movie was very good, very well played...although....Scarlett Johansen doesn't sound like a woman when she screams....tat's the only thing that bothered me.

A History of Violence:
It said 'Number One Movie Of The Year' on the box.....apparantly it was the only movie out that year. It ends with no talking..they're just sitting at a dinner table. No significance, nothing.....Viggo Mortenson must be thanking God for Lord of the Rings, and Hidalgo.

Hide and Seek:
Once again, this movie was awesome. I think I reviewed it before, I don't remember..regardless, it's an awesome suspensful movie...you all should watch it....

And That is all for my little movie review...enjoy your theater!

Nail Polish Fumes To My Head

Alrighty...It's been a couple of days..Unneventful, kind of funny, and angering days. One girl at school, thinks she knows things about my family, and wonders why I don't think highly of her.......That was the angering part...the funny was....is going to be your quote for the day! Lucky you all!
Went to a college fair the other day...it was really crowded. I was standing there, thinking to myself Oh, I'm sorry! I didn't mean to steal your air! It was that crowded. It was insane...But, I got alot of information off of it...Really helpful stuff, those books....


Quote Of The Day:
(Brought to you by Father, myself, and Walmart)
Both:-walk into Walmart
Father:-turns to me, and whispers-
We Have Just Raised The IQ In This Place By 30% By Just Walking Through The Doors.
Me: -laughter-
Father: -Joins In-

Oh Look! A Penny!

Actually, it was a quarter, but that's irrelevent, the phrase makes for a good title, and it makes me smile....and frankly, that's all that matters right now.
Today, I went to the mall, got nothing accomplished there except a headache from small urchins who continued to scream at two birds to come 'fly at' them. And lunch....I accomplished the task of eating my lunch at the mall.
After the mall excursion, we(Mother, OnyxLunacy, and I) went to Barnes&Nobles...for reading! I love to read, to just sit there, and travel into someone else's reality or dream. It's pretty cool, to just take a quick glimpse into their minds by what they write. Albeit, I'm reading fiction....Regardless, Darren Shan's mind works smoothly. Each series I'm reading Cirque du Freak, and the newer one, Demonata, seem to be written to the fact their almost believable. Although, vampires, and werewolves aren't real.....unless you look a different direction...the direction I follow.
Anyway, after I finished the first book in the series it was time to leave. So, I ordered myself a Vanilla Bean Frappelatte thing..turned out to be pretty tasty. Regardless of the fact the making of my drink seemed to be a 'oh, wait..I suppose I should still be doing this' act. The woman who was making my drink was 'learning' how to make them...and was on the phone at the same time. She looked as if she could be classified as a 'skater', but I really didn't pay attention....Like Onyx said in her newer blog, she could be a character from a story.
We left the store, and dropped Onyx back home...where she had to leave again....and then Mother and I drove home, listening to music loudly, and talking about a cursed paper I have to write. And now, I'm sitting at my computer, staring at the moon through my spider web interiored window....so much for those screens, eh?
And I think I'll leave you with that.....Yes, I will.
Ta...._{for now}


Quote Of The Day:
Father: I want a cheese steak from Fresh works, and large fries.
Mother: You want a Fresh steak, and fries?
Father: Yeah A Fresh steak, and fries....

Just One'a Those Days

Did any of you ever have a day where you just wanted to sit there. Not sleep, but not be awake either? To feel neither anger, nor happiness. I feel that way right now...kind of indifferent to the world around me. I feel....different..not even satisfied, I don't know what I feel. I've given up.

It takes A Big Man To Cry....
It Takes A Bigger Man To Ask 'Why?'

Broken

Do I Scare You?
I Do Wonder...
Did I Wake You From Your Slumber?
You're Seep Sleep,
Filled With Dreams And Serenity.
Wandering Through Your Thoughts,
Keeping To Myself,
Yet,
Infecting Others.
It's Me
My Life
My Soul
Sucking The joy,
The Spirit Of Those Dreams.
But, Do Not Fear
For I Will Soon Disapear
swept Away Like A Fallen Glass
For I am Broken,
And Empty

Joe Hood

Alright....
Saw 2 and an ice cream: $8.68
Gas to get to Wawa from Blockbuster: $.98
Driving from Blockbuster to wawa to get your daughter ice cream because it wasn't in Blockbuster: Priceless
Life has many prices, but for wonderful, caring fathers....everyone but me is screwed.

Yeah, we rented Saw 2 tonight. It was awesome. Massive twist, like the first one. But, don't fret, that's all I'm going to say about the movie. On the way back from Wawa, we turned onto Nickle's Son, and watched this guy turn onto the street we were on. It's dark, the guy is in a piece of crap car, and he's got his hood on....three inches from his face. Father is staring, laughing the whole time, the guy's just watching him as he drives by. "Dad, did you see that guy?" I said....he's like "Yeah, it's a look." So we turned onto the Son, and dad lets go of the wheel, lifting his Jacket up over his head; like a hood. Sibling and I crack up after momentary 'holy-crap-we're-gonna-crash' panic, to watch dad gets stares from people in passing cars. "Yeah, that's right, I'm Joe Hood!"
So, we drive until we get to a Letter Road, and turn into it. Well, we're here, and stares are still going to father. So, I'm sitting in the seat next to him, my brown hat tilted to the side...and Dad's like.."why is it always Joe? Joe Cool, Joe Dirt, Joe Mama..." "Joe Hood!" I say.so, we laugh and see a group of 'hoodlums' crowded around a car. They instantly look up, and Father makes signs with his hands, ending up with a karate move. "That's right, be afraid. Fear Joe Hood!"
ANd that was the end of that.......He took down his hood as he drove home....
We were sitting on the couch, and mother comes down and goes into the kitchen to get her iced creameries. "Hey, hun, if the kids say anything about a hood, they're lying." "Joe Hood!" I say grinning, "see, stupid kids," he says...we all laugh and enjoy Saw 2......
Ta da!

Whatcha Gonna Do With All That Junk?

MW: Whatcha gonna do with all that junk, all that junk inside your trunk?

Me:I'ma get get get get my trunk
Get my big trunk to the dump
The dump the dump the dump the dump the dump
The dump the dump the dump the lovely little dump
And recycle it

Tuesday-Today ^.^

On Tuesday, I was in the car...waiting to go to father's graduation. I had to move into the back seat of the van because not only was Mother driving sibling and I there, she was also driving our uncle, grandmother, and great aunt. A thing you should know about the two women, they are exactly the same, and exactly different. One will gripe on and on about how nothing is hot when there is clearly steam, the other will gripe about taxes. Each of them takes the other ofr a nitwit, and don't really like to spend time with each other. Well, we sat them in a car, and I listened to them talk about money collectors. For example, the Red Cross, and Blue Shiled, and the other really important one. My great Aunt talks about how a city is celebrating mardi gras all out, when there are people on the streets, sleeping in boxes. She turns around and goes, "I'm only giving money to the collectors in Maryland when I know that the money stays in Maryland." I stared at the back of her head for a few moments in disbelief. Finally shaking my head, and going back to punching Sibling in the arm.
After the graduation where Father was appointed Valedictorian, I received his square hat. That brings my quota up to four abserd hats. Perhaps I shall do a post about hats another time....

Wednesday came along after the Tuesday, and I had to half-ass my way through 75 note cards. I started with 14...and ended up with 61. That's all I could find on my topic, and all that applied to my thesis statement. Took me four hours to get all of those cards done, and all of my 10 sources read through. After that, I went to dinner with Grandmother, Father, Sibling, and Mother. A weekly event.

Today....today I believe was not all that eventful. I ran around the prison, deciding how much I truely hate the place. I felt like crap the entire day, a sick feeling in my stomach, and a constant headache. Apparantly there is a test on the Chemistry...I think I'll do fine on it.....


I think that's it....I've been 'out of it' a little more, I think. Kind of distant, quiet maybe. I don't know. I've got alot to think about.


Quote of The Day:
(Brought to you by 'where's you logic')
Her:I don't get it! What is it with these 7^th graders who think they're going to melt if the don't close their umbrella before they get into the school. I'm chillin ' behind this chick, and she walks right into the school umbrella, and all. I get cut in front of by another umbrella girl who proceeds to get stuck in the doorway with her umbrella! I mean seriously!
Small Group&Me: -group laughter-

Greed

Years of life
Brought to an end.
A single stroke,
destroying nerves,
breaking hearts.
Too much pain for you to live like this,
Too much pain for you to leave me here.
I don't want you to leave,
But I don't want you to live in pain.
To watch you suffer,
For my own feelings.

Wait...What? #2

Sibling: Hey, Jer, new pokemon on gameboy I got you to see for!
Me: -dumbstruck-
Sibling: You can put that in any order you wish. -leaves-

Rock On!

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Rock On!

Bought shoes today.....nothting much else.......

Tan-Ger-Ine*

Alright, last night I went out to dinner with the 'rents, Sibling, and Father's best fried Dennis, and his wife Linda. Well, we have to get all dressed up and such, so, I end up wearing a pair of black pants, and a really nifty blue sweater I got from New York&Company. So, with my clicking boots, I walked myself to the van, and waited for Sibling, Mother, and Father to enter so we could drive to Dennis's. We get there, and those two show us where to go.
Once we get the car in the lot, we have to walk a block or two to get to this restaurant I know nothing about. Well, let me tell you, it looks really crappy on the outside...but I imagine it's better in daylight. Anyway, we get in and we have to walked up this alleyway/hallway thing. There aren't lights on the ceiling, but the area is lit by floor boxes with a light coating of sand, and a bunch of rocks on top of an orange bulb. Very cool. We get in, and it's dark, not 'dark-oh-my-god-I-can't-see-my-hands', dark, 'lit by candles, and a very soft bulb' dark. Well, we get our reservation name, and we have to walk up a small incline, Father, giving me a bit of a flat tire...in my kneee high boots. (NOTE:I don't recommend giving anyone a flat tire when they are wearing Converse, or Knee-high boots.) Well, we walk up the incline, the one wall is blue, the others a darker red color, I think. Like I said, it was dark. There were huge square indentations on the ceiling, covered with more dark paint and a sheet type thing, giving it a cool atmosphere.
We were sat in a half circle booth with two chairs on the other end of the table, for Dennis, and Father. We get our drinks, and menus, and all that stuff covered, and then I begin to listen to the people around me, and the music. The music frightened me for a moment, because the room was dark, the atmosphere was a bit cozy, beads, sheet looking things..and the music was somewhat of an 'exotic' feel, if you catch my drift.
Well, I soon got over that when I got my little fish ball things. I don't remember what they were called, I just knew that they tasted wonderful! Then, I was served some sort of braised lamb, on cous cous, with carrots, and some yellow root thing. That was wonderful too. And desert after that, oh my gosh! It was called Chocolate Semifreddo, which is a semi-soft ice cream. (Semifreddo- semi frozen) It was prepared on a little circular disk of chocolate cake, the ice cream on top, a cappichino flavor sauce across the middle. It was fantastic! ^MmMmMm....
That concluded my dinner...and my day....I do believe that's all I have for you all this time.

Quote Of The Day:
(By Me!)
My eyes are burning.....
Someone is hacking Onions to bits....

Wait...what?

"Yeah, there's a shoe sale at K-Mall, and I was looking. But I restrained myself, I was gonna buy some pumps, but I was like, it'll be 20 degrees tonight, and I don't want to be walking around in shoe-less toes."
I stared at her for a moment, fixing the sentance in my mind.
She looked back at me.
"Oh! I mean toe-less shoes...not shoe-less toes..." -weak laugh-
"Yes, mother, I know."

People Can Be Bought Like Stamps...But You Can't Stick Them To An Envelope

Alright, nothing of substantial intrest happened the past few days...except I got a n 87.6 on a Chemistry Test...that's my grade...it doesn't round up to an 88...just stays at an even 87.6.... I thought that was rather bizarre, but hey, when I grade papers, and feel it deserves a decimal as part of the grade, I'll be damned if I'm going to have some fricken teenager with a constant cold tell me to round up.

That is all....
Quote of the Day:
Me:Watcha Doin?
Sibling:Fine! I'm leaving! You're such a bitch!

Hello Computer!

Alrighty, I have come to the conclusions that:
Dane Cook is one funny SOB
Role Plays with your friends are better than ones with people you don't know because you can harass your friends
Laptops are wonderful inventions when the larger computer starts to hate your guts and allows you no access
Neighbors that happen to be eMac computer geniuses are a wonderful treat
When you've used a lap top for over three weeks...you find it hard to part with.
Research Papers Suck!

That's what I've gotten so far. The last one, and the first one are the ones I'm sticking to the most. I've added Dane Cook to my list of Links.....and I've posted his site on here somewhere else...
God, I hate headphones...they annoy my glasses..move them all around and such. And then those fricken ear-buds for the iPods...they hurt my ears too. I have no doubt in my mind that I'm putting them in wrong, but you know what? Screw that...I'll do it wrong until I figure out how to do it right...Even then, I'll probably find myself doing it wrong anyway.
Well, Markis, my neighbor, he fixed my computer, I can get online, and iTunes, and all of that really fun stuff. But, I'm having a problem parting with my new friend LapTop....Oh well, it'll have to deal because I'm switching machines tomorrow. I think, yeah.
HOLY SHIT! I forgot! I have to cut out a fricken little jester for French tomorrow.
God, I hate french. I am so not taking it next year. Teacher is fine, it's the language in general, I can't get it. The markers and stuff, I can't seem to register. Oh well, I'll do it when everyone is asleep so they don't know I didn't do it.
Alright, I'm leaving to go and annoy someone...Who? I don't know yet. Later guys!

Quote Of The Day:
Markis: I don't know dude, something messed up with your Air Force...Air Port! Air Port!
Father: -laughs- Air Force!
Me: -laughs- Air Force!
Father: Don't laugh, he can say Air Force if he wants. -looks toward Markis- How'd that happen?
Markis: I don't know dude, Code Blue-61.
Father And Me: -laughter-

Another Quote
People can be bought like stamps but you can't stick them to an envelope.

Out Of It

Alright, I figured I'd start it with that. It seems I do every other post I make, so, I think I'll keep up with that little 'tradition' of mine. So, at Prison on Friday, Onyx was asked numerous times if I was alright. Frankly, I felt fine, but I didn't display my 'fine-ness' to the world, so, I was 'out-of-it'. Perhaps it
was because I was drugged...Yes...that's what I'm saying it was...DAMN YOU DAYQUIL!

Friday night, I also went out to Linner with Mother. It was...interesting...because before she and I went to go and eat, we needed to drop Sibling off at a party. Unfortunatly, and unknown to our knowledge, there are two 'Play-places' that we could take her to. Well, we took her to the one that we knew about...Just as we walk into an Italian restaurant, we get a phone call...It's sibling, she was at the wrong Play-place. So, she was now late, and apologizing so much I wished to reach into the back seat, grab her by her ears and [b]"It's fine! Let it be![/b] But I didn't, and we just drove...
We took her to the other play place, and I was momentarilly blinded by the lasers that people boweled to. So, mother and I dropped sibling off, and looked around the area for an eatery. Low and behold, we catch every red light as it turns, and get stuck behind every grama that wanted to drive. The only other driver we encountered that night was 'Akhmed', a taxi driver. We named him Akhmed, mother and I. He drove like maniac...but a slow maniac.
So, we drove behind Akhmed until we reached the eatery. It was a nice eatery..mother, sibling and I eat there some mornings. But, never at night, so....we did that night! Yay reideration! So, we ate, and I watched the ignerate people around us. So, we were asked twice if mother and I were siblings. I shook my head, and continued on with my eating.
Later that night we followed Akhmed's cousin, Saheem and then stopped and picked up Sibling...and then went home...........(<-I like those dots.)
And that was my day!

Quote of the Day
(Quote Brought To You By The Face of Onyx)
Whass'at?
Whass'at?
-looks at me strangely-
Did you bathe?!
Both: -laughter-

Selective Obsessive Compulsive Disorder

Alright...my day went by smoothly, I think....Or Do I?
Don't fret, I do.
Anyway, I have diagnosed myself with Selective Obsessive Compulsive Disorder. Yeah. It's when you don't care about some things...like how messy your room is, but you have to have the bottom part of your locker neat, and clean. Or when you have to have the strings on your jacket the same length, but you're fine with your pants half way down your legs. That, citizens, is called Selective Obsessive Compulsive Disorder. Yeah....So it turns out, that Chemistry.....it sucks. Yeah, go in, sit in class, listen to some guy talk about atoms and synthesis.....Say if you grow up to become a fire fighter...will you care about what oxygen number Copper has? It's like, 'Oh! Save the burning building!' 'Wait! What's it called when carbon is added to copper(II)sulfite!?' Here's a hint....Who cares!
Double Chemistry today.....spent most of the time talking to Onyx or my new inflation.....it's like a crush...but less destructive. Idea sponsered by Onyx, revised, and edited by myself. I was watching

Dane Cook

a few minutes ago. He's a funny guy, he's only about 33 years old. I think I'm funny sometimes....when I'm not sulking in the background.....like one of the people on iPod commercials on Ridlin. All come, and walking slowly, focused on the floor. Not like the rest of those guys, dancing like complete wackos. They keep that up, they'll over work their hearts...have a mild heart attack or something. I'm only looking out for them, don't come crying to me when the dude with the orange screen, and dreadlocks has a heart attack at the age of 23. I'll just be sitting back here, calmly, with my iPod, and say 'I told you so', nodding.
I was thinking of some pretty funny stuff while I was washing the dishes a few minutes ago...and then I came upstairs, looked at the screen, and drew a blank. It made me laugh, because I knew that none of you would be anymore. So a big Ha ha to you, buster. What else happened today...Nothing...important anyway.
A buddy of mine was talking to me the other day, and suddenly said 'I know-zors!'....I stared at the screen for a good long while before finally asking what in all of God's name what '-zors' meant. Apparently, it's a big thing in the area across the bridge. Anyway, '-zors'..it's just a random ending to any word. For instance: 'Wassup-zors!' or 'buh bye-zors!' I suppose it adds an emphasis to the original word. As if you are supposed to pay special attention to the accomponied word. Congratulation-zors!
See, who says I teach you nothing? I taught you two things today....A disease, and a suffix....Grammar/Englsih, and Health. I teach you all very good things....In my mind they're good, anyway.

Prank Of The Year
(Only Because I Can't Think Of A Quote, and A Year Because I Know I Won't Rememeber To Do This Every Day^.^)
Before someone is told to do the dishes, put a rubber band, or clear piece of tape around the sprayer(The little thing you lift out of the counter/sink to spray the dishes...you know the one) And call someone of to wash their hands, or check the water..Or something, I can't do everything, you guys have to think too. Anyway, once they turn on the water, the sprayer will come on immidiatly, and spray them with the water. Funny stuff, be sure to have a camera...to save their faces when they get struck with the water globuals.
Be careful, don't have the water temperature on high...I'm sure that would be painful.
Remember, Have Fun-zors!

Crack Of Dawn

^{It's An Annular Eclipse. The new Ring Of Fire!}
This very moment in time it is 6:36am. And I can't help thing of one line...one little phrase from the song Original Prankster, by The Offspring... 'Until the break of Dawn'. You want to know why? Well, becuase that's when I get to sleep. Until the break of dawn. In fact, I sleep 20 minute before the break of dawn.
Do you wish to know why I'm not downstairs eating breakfast, or waking up sibling? Well, apparantly, there is a two hour delay at our Prison. Do you want to know what sucks about waking up at 5:33am? The Prison's website isn't updating until 6. So, if I wait until 6 to wake up on a normal day, I'm late becuase I'm _{an idiot} and had to join Band again.
Granted, I love band, it's fun and all kinds of nothing. On choir days, I get to sit next to friend B.....-sigh- .....But it's always an inconviniance to sleep until the break of dawn, or as I like to call it 'The cracks before Dawn'.
And now, I think, I will put my nausious self back to bed, hope I get worse, and stay home ill. Of course..that won't happen because I want it too....and everyone knows when you're sick, and want to get worse.....you get better faster.

Song Of The Moment
(No Quotes...Nothing Happened to Talk Yet)
You can do it!

Until the break of dawn
Life, life, and I quote by the letter
Time, time, prozac can make it better
Noise, noise, any kind will do
Can you feel it slip away, well it’s all on you

Crime, crime, rockin like janet reno
Time time, 18 and life in chino
Void void, all along it’s true
Well you see the coming day catches up to you yeah


Knock down the walls
It’s alive in you
Knock down the place
You’re alone it’s true
Knock down the walls
It’s alive in you
You’re gonna keep your head up through it all
You’re gonna bust out on it
Original prankster
Break out yeah
Original yeah
Bust out ohh
Original prankster
You’ll never stop now, stop now, that’s what the main man say
You can do it!

You know it smells like shit, ^goddamn
Tag team, the double header
Son of sam, fire always makes it better
Navigate with style and aplumb
'Cause wherever you are at that’s the tip...

Lies lies, says he’s stayin at the bahamas
Tries tries, and you little hoochy mammas
No way, none of this is true
Well you see it coming down when the joke’s on you

Knock down the walls
It’s alive in you
Knock down the place
You’re alone it’s true
Knock down the walls
It’s alive in you
You’re gonna keep your head up through it all
You’re gonna bust out on it
Original prankster
Break out yeah
Original yeah
Bust out ohh
Original prankster
You’ll never stop now, stop now, that’s what the main man say
You can do it!


Hey!
You can do it!
Time, time, so cool to see ya
Nine, nine don’t wanna be ya
Dime dime, so cool to see ya
Nine, nine don’t wanna be ya
Crime crime, fine sensimilla
Crime crime, fine sensimilla
Crime crime, fine sensimilla
When you see the coming day catches up to you yeah

Knock down the walls
It’s alive in you
Knock down the place
You’re alone it’s true
Knock down the walls
It’s alive in you
You’re gonna keep your head up through it all
You’re gonna bust out on it
Original prankster
Break out yeah
Original yeah
Bust out ohh
Original prankster
You’ll never stop now, stop now, that’s what the main man say
You can do it!

Lids

I'm going to give you three to four things, depending on if I can think of four..ALright
Coffee, Tea, Hot Chocolate, and a Baseball Player....
What do they all have in common?
Of you guessed that they are all drinks...you're wrong....Unless you're personally drank...drinkin....drank a baseball player. No, the corrext answer would be that most of them have lids. A baseball cap...it's called a Lid. If you didn't know that..consult the dictionary I'm writing.
Well, I have a problem with lids. Especially lids from Wawa...the white kind...These cursed lids are destroying the bottom of my nose! Everytime I drink, the plasitc digs at my nose...pull the cup away, more digging. The pain my poor nose has had today, what with the snow, and lid!
Anyway, I have tried to save my nose, but to no avail...finger in theway of the plastic....no...can't drink...don't drink.....that defeats the purpose of having a drink. So.....I just have one this to say....
Damn you white Wawa Lids....DAMN YOU!

Quote Of The Day
Skeddles: MOOOOOOOOO
Me:What?
Skeddles: I like my sound
Me:..................

Stuff I Thought About Today

I figured out that some people are like squirrels. Really annoying.....jabber too much...and every time you try and nail them with your car, they always manage to get away....

If thought about the human race as a whole. How we think we own the world, but really we're just part of the food chain. We forget that we are the dominant being, but we are only a lesser member of the food chain.

That independant movies are to have that notification in larger letters. It's dissapointing when one is expecting to see a Hollywood work, when instead, one ends up watching a movie created, filmed, and starred in by kids no older than one's self.

Socks are rather uncomfortable when laying under the denim cover of one's bed.

When the vet says allergies, expect a disease that manifested itself in your pets eyes-and not allergies.

Always have a backup laptop when your computer starts to give the shits to you instead of the internet.

Keep a good role playing firned nearby...otherwise you'll end up being very bored.

Always listen to that friend...they may have an excellent Idea. Surprisingly, in fact.

Also, I thought about a faerie shirt that has been clean, and sitting on my computer desk for weeks now that I must return to Onyx.

In the song Don't Take Your Guns To Town, by Johnny Cash- it speaks of a boy called Billie Joe...not william joseph...But Billie Joe....Like Billie Joe Armstrong...I find that man attractive......

I thought of how I like the shorter guys opposed to the tall ones. I don't know why.....but they all seem to have the same bight, eyebrows, and would end up looking alot sexier with eye liner.

How I listen to Sibling when she thinks I don't....and then lectures me about how I don't listen to her....and how I don't pay attention....I do pay attention, I just don't respond easily.......would you respond if every answer you gave, got you a sharp punch in the arm......Or if you even retaliated you know she'd end up in a bloody pulp on your floor......

That's what I thought about today......very......uneventful...........kind of angering at times...but I got over it.....I saw The Cave not too long ago.. couple of half hours ago....maybe three...an hour and a half ago...it was pretty good. Surprise ending that makes you do a double take of anyone you pass in the street with strange eyes.

Good night, Lovlies......good night......Sweet Dreams.....Pleasant Nightmares.....

Sad and Blue

Alright, you may all think this is strange at first, but, my computer doesn't allow me to go on the internet. Then how are you typing this? Are you magic?!! you may ask. Well, it seems the family has a lap top, and a whole other computer that go on the internet. It's just the one in my room that doesn't go. No internet...no iChat...can't even turn it on for fear of losing everything in the memory bank thing chip. So yes, I am forced to use the lap top....which, is fun, becuase it makes that tappy noise when I type. And, I don't know about you, but I like that sound. Especcialy when I go really, really fast and then I get to hear the noise even faster. Except...it's bad when I don't know what I'm going to type next becuase I justhit a bunch of random letters or use the dot dot dot thing......like that. Um...what else...oh yeah! The space bar...it seems to be sticking......so, if you see a word that is stuck together without said space.....it's becuase I hit the space bar, and nothing happened. So there...it's not just my bad spelling you must worry abouit.....it's the fricken space baras well! HA HA HA!!! I laugh at you all.... SO yes, this is why I'm sad and blue...Blue becuase that's the color of my room, and sad becuase my puter doesn't go on the interweb....yeah....
Peace Out

Quote Of The Day:
(While off topic in Math...AGAIN)
(Our little group..Me..-thinks up new names- Twinkie, RecycleBin and The Hammer)
Twinkie:-applies lotion to hands-
Me: hey, that smells nice, -holds out hand- Ah! Too much! -I look around...Recycle Bin is too far away...ah, but The Hammer!- At this point in time, I slap my lotion ridden palm on his arm.
The Hammer: Ah! You put lotion on me!
Twinkie+Me: You gotta rub it in now.
The Hammer: -rubs in, and smells- Hey, that smells pretty good. Can I have some more for my hands?
Twinkie+Me: -stare at him, then at each other, and then at Recycle Bin..who is shaking his head dissappointedly.-
Twinkie:-happily obliges-
Me:-giggle-
Recycle Bin: Hammer, you put lotion on your hands.
Me: Hey soft hands, lemme borrow your pencil.
The Hammer: -inhals lotion chemicals on hands- -smiling- I'd go gay for this....

Walk The Line

Well, I just got back from the movies...Yes, I do that alot...Go to the movies. Anyway, I went with....Onyx, My Country Babe, Where's Your Logic, Sibling, and a girl I don't like. Well, It was COuntry's idea for us all to go, and we were all like 'Yeah, that's a great idea.' So, we went. Saw Walk The Line, the Johnny Cash movie. It was pretty good, as a matter of fact. It's been out for a while, and I assumed(NOTE: Assuming is bad....it makes an ass of you and me..ass u me....assume...That is all.) that we would be the only ones there, all six of us. Well, we were joined two couples...well, unfortunatly for them, we sang with the movie the whole time, which was probably a shock for them becuase we aren't all that 'old'.
I like that Joaquin......(spelled it right! ^.^) Pheonix, he's a really good actor. And I think he really connected with Johnny Cash, becuase they both lost their brothers. Joaquin lost River, and Johnny lost Jack. So, I'm sure it was almost like a tribute to the two of them, Joaquin, and Johnny, since he portrayed Johnny, and lived his own life as someone else with a really horrible father who I wish would've 'oops tripped down some stairs and broken his neck'. The movie father, not the actual man, becuase, as of yet, I have not met Johnny Cash's parents. But I think they are no longer with us, so I will never get to meet them...I could always read the Johnny Cash Biography I got for Country for Christmas, but that'd be way too easy.
So, yeah, that was my day. Sorry that I haven't posted since....the 29^th...actually..I'm not.......I'm sorry that...nope...I'm not sorry......in case you were wondering, I just shrugged....Well, enjoy my blog, and click my links.....they're fun to click on..........I almost agpologize for my 'kind heartedness' in this earlier blob